The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not what it was but I keep going back

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palmtrees
Jun 26, 2026, 12:47 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Stopped in on a Friday night after 10 pm. Most customers I’ve seen in there in a long time. A whole bunch of new girls—it seems like the last of the old guard is finally gone. No sign of Angeli who was a favorite. Haven’t seen her on the schedule for a few months now. All the best to her if she finally retired.

 

They’re still trying to make the VIP area happen. It’s a really stupid layout. Just open it up to everyone. They make you buy a drink. No alcohol.

 

The $40 lap dances seemed to be getting cut short by the DJ. Also a lot of girls still doing the “it’s $80 to touch” thing after the dance starts. Yeah right. I use those as an audition for the back room. Extras are still available for way too much money ($800+) but I was able to negotiate it down. Ultimately decided against it.

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Not what it was but I keep going back