The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

This place isn’t fun anymore

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palmtrees
Dec 4, 2025, 4:16 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I have some good memories here over the years even though it’s always been filled with 80% dancers that are complete ROBs. The memories came with the other 20% and boy were they fun. Seems like the ROB percentage is closer to 99% now.

 

None of the old guard pre-Covid dancers were there on a Friday night. I’ve seen a Tiffany on the schedule but that’s got to be a different one from THE Tiffany. She wasn’t there the night I went. Most of the fun dancers were 35+ before Covid so they’ve all probably retired. What a shame.

 

$25 cover, $40 lap dances that last a couple minutes, $100 for 3, or $160 for 10 minutes and it goes up from there. Most girls quote way more ($100 for clothed lapper…) and I guess some idiots are paying it. When you say no to a ridiculous price they’ll often respond “well how much do you have?”

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