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2 years ago
damn dude, you made good time from lax hotel hahaha
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2 years ago
I haven't found any girls here yet but this description sounds about right. I talked to two other american customers last time I was here on a monday around 10pm to 11pm. As they got up to leave, I did the same so I wasn't a solo target. Outside one guy said he had spent an hour in the jacuzzi on the floor with the two girls that were in there. He said the next person that gets in that tub would be swimming in his jizz. He then said that he was also probably swimming in someone else's jizz. (not that he saw someone but that it was highly likely)
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2 years ago
I also parked at the Palm station my 2nd visit and found it easy and cheaper than overnight parking behind jack in the box. jackbox is good if you're not getting a room and staying over night in the zona. use the street parking near palm for a cheaper option. i was told the trolly parking lot does not allow overnight parking so i used the street with a bunch of other people.
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2 years ago
Similar experience, maybe not quite as bad. A dollar definitely goes a long way in mexico.
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2 years ago
They definitely offer me drinks all the time. If one masero doesn't sell me a drink, a different one tries. I drink, but not that much so I'm often without a drink. Girl selection is fair, but I have been hustled harder in my previous mongering career.
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2 years ago
I've been to TJ twice, both times monday and tuesday. The first time I visited this place at noon and then 3pm. There were girls at the main bar just sitting around waiting for customers. The second time I visited at 10pm and it was much-much better. More girls, lots more customers, and girls on stage. All the visits here at Adalitas, there have been girls to pick from but I've just not found anyone yet. Would love to see this place fill up all the way to the back past the bathrooms and the balcony. For me, this place ties for second with Tropical. I'm new-er so I consider HK and Chavelas one club and refer to it as HK.
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2 years ago
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curious_dudeJust a dude who wants to know more about this stuff
I didn't start trying random, unregulated street food in foreign countries for some time. When I was in Egypt I didn't eat any compared to Europe. I was starving when I finally left that country. Ended up eating 2 or 3 1/2lb burgers in a row!
Anyways, we know that stand, it looked really popular and I almost ate there. Sometimes I decline sour cream for digestion even though i dont have other milk/dairy issues. Glad you didn't get the shits mid session! HAHA
What I do with the safe is: reset with red button, program my four digits. THEN...open and close it two times with nothing inside, just in case. That way you can't lock your stuff inside until you know for sure. Putting your code in allows you to turn the dial.
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2 years ago
LOL. Whatever fake or not. I like reading dirty sex stories. Some guys just describe and translate their experiences differently. This is basically what goes on here. I actually tried a little 69 on my last trip but left it out of the review as it didn't seem as good as this one and I didn't want to make shit up so I just dropped it.
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2 years ago
Yeah. I'm also thinking about spending more time in the other clubs. Last time I explored them in off-hours and this coming mon and tues I'm going to explore the other clubs from 9pm to 2am. As for the std testing. I'm on vacation but I found a place here in LA that tests for Free. I tested for free and of course im 100% clean. You can also pay for tests to get results faster. I wasn't really stressful waiting for results cause i kinda already knew I was clean anyways, but getting good results back via log-in on your phone is great. Plus that place gave away free condoms. Thanks for the story and bringing us all back there while we plan our next trips!
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2 years ago
That's good to know about the girls outside. I've thought about it and I am going to shop through them. Why should some club say who's hot and not. I was thinking that I go for physical appearance to much and I could find a 10 on some other level. Imagine getting invited to the playboy mansion, maybe they would feel that lucky if a guy who could pick any girl in Zona Norte were to pick them. It'll be an adventure to step out of my comfort zone though.
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2 years ago
You mean B? Next to each other on the keyboard. 'B' I'm familiar with.
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2 years ago
What's vitamin V ?
I'm pretty familiar with most letters of the alphabet and your main stream GNC products. You know the GNC inhouse brand with black and red packaging.
Never heard of V. I'm gunna look it up right now, what do you think about it?
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2 years ago
Wow thanks guys. The credit card said 59.94 plus 1.75 foreign transaction. So the Celexa was roughly 35 dollars, and the Viagra (10 pills) plus condoms about 25. I still have the box but there is no price tag on it. The box here says 20mg 28 tablets. The guy at the store had trouble because it's a name which might be latin based so he gave me a post it and I wrote citalopram (the chemical name not the brand name) and he found it rather quickly after that. I was the only one in the store the whole time. Inside the pharmacy took about 10 minutes at most.
Step out of the hotel on the street. Turn right and walk to the 1st corner. Turn right. Walk about .2 or.3 miles slightly uphill and go past an actual 7-11 on the other side of the street. It will be on your right hand side at the next intersection.
If you keep going there is like 3 or 4 more pharmacies in the next .1 mile. Some have licenses and some are more like mini convienience stores.
There's lots of shopping and that street is completely safe.
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2 years ago
Also, sending a shout out to the dancer at that other club I told I would drop a shout out too. Forget the name of the club but it was the one between the attached adult Store and the sex museum.
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2 years ago
I e left about a dozen reviews on this site across several states.
I attended opening night. I heard they had a soft opening the night before.
I arrived about midnight on a Saturday I think it was but I forgot the day. Anyways, it was packed for an opening. There was a 15 minute line that was separated into walkins and reservations. The parking lot was nothing but 6 figure vehicles all brands. After getting my I'd checked and visually examined for weapons wasked into th3 front hallway. Here you will find what looks like a bank teller window on your right hand side and you pay admission if your not local, it was 50 on this night.
I think that's a lot but wanted to participate in an opening, fk it.
Just across from the front desk is an attendant by a staircase, I didn't go up but there were expensive private rooms up there. It did occur to me to try and be the very first person ever to fuck in the club but after chatting up a few girls I decided it wasn't that important to me.
Ok so after the front desk and the vip area there is a giant metallic sculpture of a hippo. A few people were taking selfies by it.
Ok just straight past this sculpture what I'm calling bar #1. This area with the bar and sculpture is sort of like a lobby area between two small clubs that are basically identical. It's hard to say which is the main room. From the entrance we will only left first.
As you enter the left side you are in what is normally a standard sized club. There is a square stage in the middle that had at least one pole. Half the stage had seating, about 10 to 15 seats, the other half was a walkway. After the central part of the room is traditional floor seating with drink tables. About another 50 seats. Going moatly cloxkwise around the room, On the backside you have bar #2, there is a door in the corner that led to a kitchen. On the other side was a door into a walking beer/wine cave that had mostly mid and top shelf product. In the other corner is 3 cabanas with bead style curtains. On the backside perimeter , it's two steps up and then like entry level booths that cost money. Booths held about 5 to 6 people each. Finally coming back around to almost the front there is a guy at a podium he checks you into two styles of dance booths.
The one on the right is like tiny ass cubbies bench style with dividers that only come up to your shoulder, that way you can look deeply into the eyes of the dude next to you, sarcastically. This is where you go for 30 mins option. The other option is a small communal room for about 4 or 5 couples , this is the 3 for $100 area, and if you get it when it's not too busy, it's actually cheaper and more private than those 30 mins cubbies. Except, low ceiling with night vision cameras. Except again, there was this like cubbie within a cubbie on this side, it's dim and there is a black curtain, you might not be able to see once you're in there!? I tired to get my dancer in there but she wouldn't go, so this is your best bet for good privacy and low level extras.
I guess ultimately she was into me enough for dances but no more, oh well.
This pretty much wraps up the left side of the club. Back through the lobby now, and what's also in 5he lobby is another teller window if you want to make change for the stage.
The right side is almost the same. The stage is slightly pyramid though, I wouldn't sit way out by the edges or you'll be too far from the action. Both stages btw are about 15ft x 15ft.
This stage had two poles. On this opening night there were two girls on each stage, 4 girls total, all night. Because everything was new there were some delays finding people to be up on stage. Most of the night the club was packed and you had to either snake your way through a crowd or even wait for a path to clear!
The back bar is slightly off the wall so you can order from all sides, but the front side you need to follow the ramp up to it. It creates a sort of indoor patio where you are on an elevated flooring and you can see everything. When you are up there, look all the way across the room at the opposite wall in the middle, this is the only men's room for both sides of the club.
On opening night there was a troll.
The DJs. There was actually at least 3 of them in there. I suppose for the amount of hours open daily and in a week, they will need 2 to 3. They were most likely going over operations together. The bars had traditional restaurant style computers. Many of the emplayers when I ordered drinks all night, they didn't know the windows. At one point I just gave a chunk of cash and said good luck, and he said ok.
Before I get into the girls I will conclude this right side of th4 club by saying, I saw a security guy standing by the door to an elevator, and I could only wonder how expensive that was.
Ok and one more thing.
From the lobby to the bar, this side has about 6 to 8 more cabanas with bead style curtains. Walking by you can pretty much see right on, but they seemed to be laid out for groups of 4 or 5, but double as large cubicles.
The Girls on opening night.
I would say club average was 6 to 7. I saw 2 who were a ten, out of about 150 girls. I literally tried for one of them but that's another story, and the other I was making eye contact a lot. It was just lots and lots of everyday girls with a few honorable mentions. Not a great average. Needless to say, it was opening nighy, most people were going around saying, Opening Night!! Woo! One dancer thought that after the first two weeks they would cut half those girls, idk.
With all th4 commotion I ended up staying longer than I've stayed at any club thus far. As I exited the two sets of double doors back into the parking lot the sun was already up. Vegas baby, vegas.
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2 years ago
thanks
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2 years ago
You chartered a flight on Air Diamond.....LMAOOOOO. HAHAHA.
Sometimes reading reviews on here is more fun than going to the club!!!
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2 years ago
At least the title of the article matches the article!! Well done. *smirk*
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2 years ago
5 Years from now these prices will be a steal. I rent houses. I will never go down in price, and I'm not even from the west coast.
Also, maybe an ad but, where else am I going to find out about extras and prices, so...whoever posts the best ad - wins.
You could look at it backwards and say, which club has the least amount of bad reviews if you fall more on the skeptic side.
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2 years ago
Yes sir. Still quality girls. They all asked for dances and, no one was pushy. Obviously there's always some I don't vibe with, but this place was relaxed on a weeknight. I'm sure the hustle fluctuates but I found it to be just right. And when I said 'no' to dances, no one stormed off. A few did that to me over at Palomino. I'd say there is more Golden Pussy Syndrome over at Palominos. I'm thinking since the girls here are slightly younger, they haven't been wronged as much or as badly yet, so they are still polite.
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2 years ago
Didn't try to avoid it at all. Its her job to dodge it if she wants. If they dodge, I sometimes get disappointed they didn't want it all from me, but I respect her choice. Maybe they've had too many lately, or maybe its been awhile and they want to get some. I don't ask for the details of their immediate history.
I've had a few let go at the last minute and I've had some just get their hands dirty. I carry tissues for two in my least used pocket. Surprisingly, they don't carry any tissues in their purses. I've only seen them carry hand sanitizer, only one girl I've seen carry a form of wipes.
I don't scream, "I'm cumming", but I do say things like, 'oh yeah, right there, just like that, don't stop'. I might say something like, 'yes yes yes' or anything to tell her that its about to happen without saying the most basic "here it cums." Usually the tone and stress in my voice correlates with my timing and I don't think I've ever surprised anyone in a rude way.
Of the few BJs I've had in clubs. I was either covered or she didn't stay down long enough for it to be uh, yummy. I'm on the fence as to where to unload when that situation eventually happens.
Worst case scenario, she gets mad at you. Deep down, don't they all want it though?
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Hahaha.
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2 years ago
I went here but didn't leave a review. Pretty sure I saw that redhead as well. I got a HJ in the vip cubbies but it sucked and was over priced. I was quoted BJ for 700 plus room. The vip cubbies are definitely private enough. Last thing I will mention is: they also have a champaign room which is like 3x the cost of the vip. And...they have two girls with big Ole titties. Like basketballs. The other girls told me they charge like 3k for an hour and further more, you'll almost never see that girl on the floor because she's always getting asked to go to the champaign. Im not sure but was under the impression that demand for her was so high that's all she does.
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2 years ago
Desert! I had to review it, the place doesn't hardly have any reviews and it was like 1 minute from Playas club which is great. This place is just the non corporate style. I will add, I saw someone order a pizza and the bar tender pulled out a pre-made frozen shrink wrapped pizza that you could get at a grocery store. Then she looked and me and said sarcastically, "this is gourmet!!"
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2 years ago
Cubans man! Would a been a little better had I got the cubbie down on the end and not by the door, but she was that hot it didn't matter.
Per the prices, yah I had read reviews and was expecting 20s not more, so I just made do with what I had to work with.