Comments by Quad city kid

There is no security at the front door. No metal detector. No music in bar area when I was there and at the stage/pole room standard rap/rock no country. If there are 10 dancers there I would say 3 of them are higher end attractive. In this case 7.5 - 8.0s. 1 ebony was there very cute and then rest white.

He suckered me into a reaction as a new member first couple posts. Irked he called me shill when my posts were objective. That is his objective in part though, get you going, but now he has grown on me a bit. His shill add is a staple here and I enjoy being part of the inside joke I guess. However, I think he is slipping a bit as I recently saw him actually endorse a review as non shill when I am certain it was a shill.

SROCA. However, other club promoters or shills take notes, this is a well crafted SROCA. Apparently so well crafted it fooled even DesertScrub!

SROCA

Gotta agree with the Scrub here - SROCA.

Electronman - PF = party favors as Bw3454 confirmed above. My point last paragraph of review however, is if a guy is intent on acquiring PF, Lookers is clearly not an establishment to put on your list. I was not ‘looking to score drugs’ so Bw missed my point entirely and on the contrary I am in total agreement that ‘thats not happening here.’ Only so many reviews a guy can get excited about discussing price of a beer, a lap dance, or cover charges. That shit is all the same. Who gives a shit lets spice it up and offer details of real value to folks. I try to hit two SC a month and offer reviews. If a couple buddies are in a new town to party with no connections, or local friends, maybe my reviews can direct them to an establishment they can score a joint or two. Disappointing judgement by a fellow member on the ‘looking to score drugs’ cheap shot.

SROCA - but lets see what desert scrub thinks.

Forgot dance prices sorry; had a couple drinks prior/during this review. Dances were 20.00. I don't know the 'VIP' rate. I think that is because they have no VIP. I had to pay $400 at end of my rendezvous with Brunette and it was about an hour.

Good review thanks. Always wanted to try this place.

I disagree, respectively, Ishmael. I think 4 month window is OK. Especially with this shit hole. Can’t turn chicken shit into chicken soup.

PK - apologize in advance if rushed response down in FL tonight watching TNF had a few but wanted to assist. Accurate that Seville DTC (and i will add Rhino) best options for hotter talent. Unlikely you will locate any 9s or 10s here, but honestly I have been to NY and Vegas over last 6 months and of the dozens of dancers I encountered only one 9/10 even in those cities. Something has changed from years passed. Forget about U of M blonde girls out of an 80s fantasy dancing Mpls nowadays - does not exists. You are going to find 35% white rest multi cultural not that anything wrong with that. Extras unlikely. As early as 2 years ago a guy could get extras at dream girls next to sneaky Pete’s, but they cracked down and now they have cameras on those vip beds where X went down. However, these clubs no different from rest of the country - you have hotel nearby, 500-1000 cash, are polite and decent looking you could score (imo) with 50% of dancers at all three of these venues. And if you holding PF odds go to 65-70%. Just a hot tip Smack Shack and the Office Bar - can be great party scene. Lot of party girls hanging around. Check it out around 10-11 pm prior SC scene.

What is the purpose of this site if not a resource for people looking to unwind and have a good time? Not to mention smart inquiry; guy just wants to make connection if possible prior dropping on VIP, etc.

Desert scrub what part of review specifically would you say is unbelievable? Also psi3050 is the shittiest power washer on the market menards doesn’t even sell that model.

Just to assure all of the members have accurate information - yes this club has $125 3 song dance, but it is not terribly private. This area is basically a poor mans VIP. A couch or two side by side with the back side blocked, and a frosted/glass partition in front, but in the front is an area where employee traffic can be high. There is a hallway here where waitresses walk by, and they can put any other customer right next to you at any time. Not trying to rip the place as it absolutely has the nicest ambiance in the twin cites and they do have private VIP (500-900 probably), but clearly don't expect finger banging anywhere here and especially not $125 3 song area.

Have you guys met Ernest Hemingway and William Faulkner aka QrickQ and minnow? Good grief guys do you need a pair of my grandmas warby parkers? ; ) - rookie here next review will get Faulkner and Ernest on board fun site for sure thanks for having me. QCK

I did not think it was very busy. I spent first half hour at bar and was maybe 2 other dudes. Was very easy to get attention from the girls anyway. For sure when you sit at table near stage you would be approached within 5 mnts. I don’t know why desert club guy thinks this is an Ad I’m new here mainly came to get reviews for NY when I visit there next month, but he seems like a sled. I did post a review of another local Mpls club at same time but was rejected by the moderators. Def not a ricks insider.