Comments by GaseousClay

The “potentially” part cracked me up. Have a feeling I know who OR is. Good review.

The dickhead with the clipboard is still in the building unfortunately. Saw him last week.

Never got a dance from Violet because anytime I’m in there I can’t even stand her from a distance. Her & Crash are definitely awful. Those two and the one dancer whose name I never get that looks like a guy is pretty rough. I think those 3 are all friends. Place was so much better back in the day. Agreed.

That spot has way better mileage in days vs nights.

^^ Dude’s a flaming bag of shit no matter if it’s incoherent, a airball stab at humor, or trying to act nice fwiw. D Scrub was a better villain. His antics got a laugh out of me every now and then.

Riley’s the absolute worst of all time there. I’d go looks 7, dance 1 on that shit. If you’re reading this like the few people who’ve DM’d me on previous comments and thinking she’s not that bad, just trust me (and others), she is. Save your money. Who’s Olivia’s sister btw? Olivia’s on the other side of things for me. Top 10 in that club, easy.

Solid review. Reminds me of Bethany on the air dance & Riley on the attitude & bs. Thanks for the warning.

Toni is almost as bad as Matilda. Hopefully she doesn’t work there anymore, but it’s a slow mechanical dance that never goes anywhere. Toni does the same, but at least makes contact occasionally.

TJ always keeps it interesting.

Mustang is angelic truly. One of the nicest people you’ll ever meet in that environment. I highly suggest only doing VIP with her, she’s very relaxed, not a clock watcher/takes her time, and often times when you leave VIP with her she’ll buy you a drink on the way out. Class act. Probably not going to avoid what you mentioned in that last sentence unless you go in the club with a rubber on lol.

This guy’s probably a single sociopath living in Moms basement, or the wife looks like Sloth of Goonies fame. Keep the chains on for the culture bro. Gotta keep all that priceless information safe & secure.

Cool story bro. Learn to respect your elders.

Risky business lying to your father in law & wife 🤣, and odd that you feel the need to mention your better half in every review. She must be a looker. Hopefully the server doesn’t crash next time. Golf clap for the honesty bro.

I like Aria, and wasn’t meaning for that to come off that way. One of the best in PHX, not hating at all.

What was the dancers name?

I’ve been tempted to go to VIP with Perla, was it a good wild or bad?

Classic. My thoughts exactly.

Next time just roll the dice and drop a deuce at Chicas 🤣☠️.

The 5 foot VIP dance haha! Bethany who might still dance at this club always does the same move. Total air dance. Definitely steer clear of Riley on future visits, she’s awful.

FYI Toni might be attractive to most, but the dances are ridiculously slow/low mileage. Total waste of money even on a floor dance.

Riley’s the worst

It’s never that with me. 99 times out of 100 I’d play it the opposite way, but this situation was that one. I just didn’t finish the story, there’s no point man. I’m not a sucker, I threw 20 bucks towards saving my time and not talking to a bunch of other assholes for no reason. Shit would’ve gone left in a hurry. That bitch is beyond crazy. My loss, everyones gain, look at it that way.

There’s no drink minimum there, there never has been, they were trying to fuck with you and get over on you. If they know you no one will ever do that.

I don’t live in AZ, and therefore am not a regular. Kat, Jordan, Amanda, and a few others would probably consider me a regular. I’m there on biz a lot, but have never even had a experience remotely close to this anywhere ever. After I dropped the $20 to Riley, I did see a very old guy about to walk down the plank with her and quietly told him to save his money. She heard me, and that’s why all that bs happened most likely. Just was trying to do the old man a favor.

Riley is the worst I’ve ever encountered at Bourbon. I’ll write a review to warn people about her, but I don’t know why people tout this bitch. I think I read a few other favorable reviews of her. Maybe it’s a Riley from the past, but the 2023 Riley is trash. Be warned.