Reviews by secretsquirrel69

Dreams is a giant warehouse located in the far east section of El Paso. Oddly enough, there are two vibes at Dreams: one- a wanna be vegas type party club, and two- a grungy, hometown…

BOTTOM LINE UP FRONT, unfortunately the Parrot is no longer the place to be...and honestly kinda sad now. Review: After many a visit to El Paso, and hearing from locals the Red Parrot was the place to…

Oase as its name implies is an oasis full of beautiful women located in the middle of fields. As you drive up, there's a sense of- did I make a wrong turn somewhere because it…

In short, Gents (and ladies)- this is the best place ever. Yes, better than TJ, colombia, thailand, the netherlands, czech republic, peru, etc. Allow me to make the case below. The following is all POST-covid. I…

Right up front, Dallas is one of the best strip club cities in good ole 'murica. Its consistency, quality (in terms of looks and attitude) of the ladies, and price are tough to beat for…

After two "meh" visits at the brand new Buck's, I decided to drop by Jags. From what Ive heard/read, Jags used to be THE strip joint in EP- but that it had become very sketchy…

Found myself back in the Sun City, and perfect timing to with a brand new club: Buck's Cabaret. Ive had good experiences at other Buck's locations around Texas, so I was excited to experience Buck's…

Ive enjoyed the Dallas SC scene tremendously, but had a slew of disappointing outings recently. So I decided to switch things up and hit up Chicas Locas in Dallas. What a great decision that was.…

Ladies and gentlemen, if you were coming into St James thinking that it is one of the best in the country you will sadly be disappointed. It's not that its a bad strip club per…

Found myself on an extended business trip to PHX, with some extra time, and thus found myself to Le Girls. Its a fairly large place, that is open until 4 am so if you plan…

I'll start of by saying that San Antonio is NOT a great strip club town. Didnt know this before my prolonged visit; but after some time in San Antonio, going to 4-5 different SCs, spending…

There I was, another weekend in the great state of Texas so figured, time for another mini adventure. Now I've had good times in El Paso. Good times in Dallas. So I was expecting the…

Found myself in the DFW area, and heard about the quality of clubs here so decided to venture out one Saturday evening. It's located off of a side street, but giant signs make this place hard…

Obviously take this with a pandemic-times grain of salt, but the following is my review of November visits to Bandaids I had heard good things about the establishment and decided to check it out. Head…

Visited Bourbon twice in October and once in November, aka all during covid times. Here's the run down. If you haven't been before, bourbon Street is a fairly classy SC. There are three stages, a bar,…