Reviews

19 reviews by TheMrClean

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

Sinking Ship

I’ve been to this club probably a dozen times over the last 3 years. Each trip gets more and more disappointing. I want to like this place, but it appears the lack of constant traffic…

3 wks ago2

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

This place is just a disappointing brothel

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I’ve seen a slow, steady decline in all clubs in the region over the past couple years. I had heard there was a falling out between the owner of this club and his business partner…

3 mos ago6

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

I hadn’t been here in ages. Other clubs have been so depressing/boring (looking at you Bare Elegance), that I had to give this place another shot. This place offers free parking (which is always nice).…

1 yr ago

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

I might need a new hobby

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I’ve noticed a gradual decline in the quality of girls at this club over the past 2 years. To be fair, that observation would also apply to pretty much all clubs in the LA area.…

2 yrs ago3

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Who knew a strip club could be boring?

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

It had been awhile since my last visit, and while my last visit wasn’t great, I was bored and decided to see if maybe things had improved. Spoiler Alert: Nope. Still a $6 parking fee.…

2 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, CA

Pleasantly Surprised

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It had been probably 2 years (if not more) since my last visit. I remember my last visit to be a bit of a disappointment, but was in the area so I figured I would…

2 yrs ago

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Poor value, but gorgeous girls!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

It had been about a year since my last visit and I felt like something different, so I decided to give this place another shot. Still a lot of homeless encampments nearby, but it seems…

2 yrs ago

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

How times have changed.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Jeez I had no idea my last review of this place was back in 2020… my how times have changed. Arrived around 11pm on a Saturday. Parking lot looked the same, but this time the…

3 yrs ago2

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, CA

Newly decorated, but not a fan

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I hadn’t been to this place in ages, so I figured I’d give it another shot. Still free parking in the back. Well lit in a safe location, so really nothing to worry about. Make…

3 yrs ago

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, CA

Good Value

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I’ve been trying out different clubs in the area out of boredom. While my last visit to Synn BH wasn’t amazing, I decided to give it another shot. This is partly because if you are…

4 yrs ago3

Skin Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

All kinds of confused

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Lately my go to club has been Bare Elegance, but the talent has really gone downhill over the past 2 months. They keep hiring new flat chested average looking girls, and it’s just not doing…

4 yrs ago1

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Devastating Disappointment

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Pre-pandemic this was my go-to club in Vegas. Since I don’t drink alcohol, I typically avoid the clubs that force you to buy drinks with any VIP dance (which is pretty much all of them).…

5 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

Anticlimactic Reopening

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

It had been over a year since my last visit, so I was as giddy as a schoolboy to learn that they were planning on reopening on 4/1 (at first I thought it was a…

5 yrs ago1

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Overall, I was content.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I decided to give this place another shot. I’ve been going to Bare Elegance but I’ve been getting kind of bored there. All my favorite girls have disappeared, and I am not digging the new…

5 yrs ago1

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, CA

First and only visit

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So before finding out that Bare Elegance (which is much closer to me) had reopened, I decided to make the drive to OC. Santa Ana isn’t a great neighborhood, but the location didn’t feel unsafe.…

5 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, NV

All kinds of terrible

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

In an effort to be fair, some important disclaimers: 1. This was my first time ever visiting this club, so I have no idea if it was any better pre COVID 2. I did go on a…

5 yrs ago1

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, CA

Depressing

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So after learning that Bare Elegance closed due to tighter COVID-19 restrictions, I was surfing the web and noticed on Synn BH’s website that they had an active roll call. I called and they confirmed…

5 yrs ago3

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Thank you, Catalina

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

My usual club is still closed, so I figured I’d give this place a shot. In the past I had always avoided this place because I thought their prices were unusually high (e.g. $51 for…

5 yrs ago4

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

First Time Visiting

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I heard that this place had quietly reopened, and since my regular club was still closed, I thought I’d give this place a shot. Given that this was my first time visiting, my expectations were…

5 yrs ago

Reviews

Sinking Ship

This place is just a disappointing brothel

There might just be hope!

I might need a new hobby

Who knew a strip club could be boring?

Pleasantly Surprised

Poor value, but gorgeous girls!

How times have changed.

Newly decorated, but not a fan

Good Value

All kinds of confused

Devastating Disappointment

Anticlimactic Reopening

Overall, I was content.

First and only visit

All kinds of terrible

Depressing

Thank you, Catalina

First Time Visiting

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