Reviews by TheMrClean

I hadn’t been here in ages. Other clubs have been so depressing/boring (looking at you Bare Elegance), that I had to give this place another shot. This place offers free parking (which is always nice).…

I’ve noticed a gradual decline in the quality of girls at this club over the past 2 years. To be fair, that observation would also apply to pretty much all clubs in the LA area.…

It had been awhile since my last visit, and while my last visit wasn’t great, I was bored and decided to see if maybe things had improved. Spoiler Alert: Nope. Still a $6 parking fee.…

It had been probably 2 years (if not more) since my last visit. I remember my last visit to be a bit of a disappointment, but was in the area so I figured I would…

It had been about a year since my last visit and I felt like something different, so I decided to give this place another shot. Still a lot of homeless encampments nearby, but it seems…

Jeez I had no idea my last review of this place was back in 2020… my how times have changed. Arrived around 11pm on a Saturday. Parking lot looked the same, but this time the…

I hadn’t been to this place in ages, so I figured I’d give it another shot. Still free parking in the back. Well lit in a safe location, so really nothing to worry about. Make…

I’ve been trying out different clubs in the area out of boredom. While my last visit to Synn BH wasn’t amazing, I decided to give it another shot. This is partly because if you are…

Lately my go to club has been Bare Elegance, but the talent has really gone downhill over the past 2 months. They keep hiring new flat chested average looking girls, and it’s just not doing…

Pre-pandemic this was my go-to club in Vegas. Since I don’t drink alcohol, I typically avoid the clubs that force you to buy drinks with any VIP dance (which is pretty much all of them).…

It had been over a year since my last visit, so I was as giddy as a schoolboy to learn that they were planning on reopening on 4/1 (at first I thought it was a…

I decided to give this place another shot. I’ve been going to Bare Elegance but I’ve been getting kind of bored there. All my favorite girls have disappeared, and I am not digging the new…

So before finding out that Bare Elegance (which is much closer to me) had reopened, I decided to make the drive to OC. Santa Ana isn’t a great neighborhood, but the location didn’t feel unsafe.…

In an effort to be fair, some important disclaimers: 1. This was my first time ever visiting this club, so I have no idea if it was any better pre COVID 2. I did go on a…

So after learning that Bare Elegance closed due to tighter COVID-19 restrictions, I was surfing the web and noticed on Synn BH’s website that they had an active roll call. I called and they confirmed…

My usual club is still closed, so I figured I’d give this place a shot. In the past I had always avoided this place because I thought their prices were unusually high (e.g. $51 for…

I heard that this place had quietly reopened, and since my regular club was still closed, I thought I’d give this place a shot. Given that this was my first time visiting, my expectations were…