All kinds of confused

Lately my go to club has been Bare Elegance, but the talent has really gone downhill over the past 2 months. They keep hiring new flat chested average looking girls, and it’s just not doing it for me (and all my favorite girls are rarely seen anymore).

So in an effort to expand my horizons, I’ve been testing out clubs that I’ve heard of, but never visited. That night I picked Skin Gentlemen's Club.

I figured 11pm on a Saturday would be the perfect time to go. Surely their A team would be working and the place would be poppin. As I drive by, I notice there is no parking lot, only valet for $7. I instead found free street parking (the area if well lit so I felt safe). I checked out their website and it said if you sign up via email you would get a free pass. I signed up, but never got the free pass. I informed the doorman and he said “well, it’s $30 to get in”. I asked if it included a drink, and his response: “nope”. My first of many confused moments. The only other place in LA that I have ever been to that charges that much is Spearmint Rhino in downtown LA (technically $31), but at least that cover charge comes with a drink!