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Reviews

review
published 2 yrs ago
S44, a Wednesday Night Tale of BS
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

2.7

I knew it had to happen eventually, but today was finally an absolute shitshow day at sugar. For the manic depressives out the with a raging insatiable boner for club details, let me tell you:…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Crowded in on a Tuesday
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

5.3

For the nitpickers who screech "Club Details?!" In their submission reviews.
Same as every other review: dimly lit club featuring a full length bar to the right, a stage to the middle, mirrored walls and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Better on a Monday night, somehow
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

5.7

The club is tucked away on the west side of Central Ave, with a long unmarked gravel/dirt parking lot and lots of flood lights shining down. It's a bit of a run down mess, but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
All Eyes on You
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

5.0

Arrived around 10 on a Thursday night. Large well-lit parking lot, front door is in a bit of a weird place so you park and have to walk almost all the way around the building.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
You get what you pay for, and everything is $5.
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

4.7

The club is tucked away on the west side of Central Ave, with a long unmarked gravel/dirt parking lot and lots of flood lights shining down. It's a bit of a run down mess, but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Thursday isn't it.
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

5.3

For the "nOt eNoUgH ClUb dEtAiLs!!1!" guys:

Drink specials $6. Cheap flavored liquors
Draft beer: $7
Well liquors: anywhere from $8-11
Cover: $10
VIP wristband: $20
VIP dances: $20
Table dances: $10
Lighting: neon, dark and shitty. This is a strip…

review
published 4 yrs ago
New Management, Halfway decent neighborhood bar
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

6.7

Drink prices:local draft from THAT Brewery, $5
No cover charge
Dances:
$25 one song vip, top on
$35 one song vip, topless
$125 fifteen minute vip
$200 thirty minute vip
New hours are W-Su 5pm-2am

Honestly, I was impressed. Like most off- highway…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Again, with Feeling
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

3.3

Club details because the reviewers are absurd when it comes to this.

Open since March 12, 2003, Christie's Cabaret Baseline is located on Baseline Road just east of the I-10. Nestled in a lavish location…

review
published 4 yrs ago
A Standout in these Weird Times
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

6.3

Arrived around 4pm on a Monday, got my ID checked (but not scanned) and patted down at the door. They have a sign listing the penalties you'll be assessed for failing to keep a mask…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Lackluster
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

5.3

Prices:
Draft beer $8
Table dance [forbidden]
VIP $20 wristband + $20 dance
"Dinner date" [expensive, worthless and forgettable]

Space:
Between a wells fargo and McDonalds, discrete parking lot. Same set up as always: paybooth at the door, temp check, no…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Reopened!!
reviewed by
Skippmarooch

6.3

Alright mongers let's do this. It's day one of opening, and we've got some new policies in place. Masks are required to enter, but not when you're seated at the bar having a drink. Unsure…