- Pandora's on a Saturday Afternoon!
If a stripper keeps her clothes on during the stage dance, to me that’s a sign of a low mileage lap dance and a hard pass.
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16 days ago
We all know that Minnow is a cock gobbler, but two other fools flagged this review as incoherent. Do these idiots read at a 2nd grade level? I post details and it’s too “explicit”. I post things vague and it’s “incoherent”. Trolls need to learn how to read between the lines.
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4 months ago
It’s good to see Lucy has come back. Hopefully she sticks around.
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8 months ago
@anthony first time I saw L was a Sunday daytime, and most recently Saturday day time. Try weekends days?
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8 months ago
@anthony first time I saw L was a Sunday daytime, and most recently Saturday day time. Try weekends days?
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10 months ago
My first instinct is “is this Corona?” Have any misunderstanding in Thailand once? It could be a copycat as Corona already has an account, unless he forgot his password and decided to start fresh.
I saw Liz on a Sunday, she had a lot of competition (Monse, Jade, Anya, Ava) and she wasn’t busy.
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10 months ago
From what I’ve seem, entry is $22 before 5PM and after that it jumps up to $27. Soda isn’t included, it’s an additional $2. Water is free.
At least you had strippers present. Last time I went there, robo dj had three girls in rotation, none went on stage.
- Trying someone new for a change
@flap I’m pretty sure they’re guys, but a weird white-knight gate-keeping male Karen hybrid. They bitch and complain about everything, on a lot of reviews.
- Trying someone new for a change
@alfred I used to, but bitches complained. They complained about names, details, descriptions, everything. Now I keep it vague. Sometimes reading between the lines says more than enough. And If you’ve been to the club, you’ll know exactly whom I’m taking about.
- Devilish delight
Yup I think you’re right. The title threw me off for a bit because D could have been Delight, but she’s far from petite, and I don’t think she works Saturdays.
- I was totally alone but not in a good way......
Yeah Natasha and a few other baristas dance at the porn barn on occasion, it’s a well known adult shop and jack shack down in Everett. I enquired about her dances there, she said $100 for a couple songs, absolutely no extras.
- Great time with Luna
Oh they’ve definitely got cameras everywhere. I think there’s one above every VIP room. The only time the strippers are focused on them and on good clean behavior is if the owner is in the building.
- Great time with Luna
Hmmm something is definitely strange with management. Though they didn’t walk through the VIP when I was there, all strippers giving lap dances were crammed to the corner opposite the men’s room kinda near the dressing room.
I was getting serviced with someone directly in front of me, and directly behind me. I asked the dancer why we’re not spaced out like normal, and she mentioned cameras. Was never really an issue before.
- Pandora the explorer
1). There’s some YouTube videos on Aurora avenue, some from a bike, car, and even a drone. Hookers everywhere. Even the midget.
2). You went to the most conservative stand out of all the bikini stands. Next time try ladybug, beehive, paradise. Literally any stand except hillbilly hotties/ XO. The owner of hillbilly had a lengthy court battle with the city of Everett over what the bikini baristas could wear, and won.
Now the city has it out for her and all her stands.
- Early weekday visit
@electronman - well I did say “pointer finger” which is also known as the index finger. Not many people I know point with their middle finger.
@funonthaside I described M as an older Hispanic girl, and L as a high mileage old timer. That says plenty. I used to reveal names and more detailed descriptions but dudes complained, so you get what you get.
- ROB Alert - Blu (Blu.youb on IG)
Happens to the best of us. I still randomly think about the one time I got ripped off by a stripper years ago, and blame my cock for doing the thinking for me. Thanks for the heads up on who to avoid.
Life lesson, if a girl at a seedy Asian massage parlor asks if you’ve been there before, you always say yes. If a stripper asks if you’ve been hooking up with other strippers, you always say no.
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2 years ago
Skyebaby2022 is the insta of a girl that works there with that name. She look familiar? But I thinks she’s white and not Hispanic/Asian
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2 years ago
If you’re thinking of the same milf manager I’m thinking, it’s Kimmie. One weekend when it was excruciating slow, she got on stage to keep us gents entertained. Might or might not have popped out a titty.
I went to amateur night once at the Vu down the road. They advertised it starts at 9pm, but it didn’t really start until 11pm, and there were only two amateurs, and they can’t get naked.
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2 years ago
At least give us more of a description than just white girl with glasses. Dark hair? light hair? tattoos? Petite? Tall? Thin? Short and Stout? The DJ will usually say the name of the dancer before and after their stage dance.
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2 years ago
Paisley is definitely my type but I’m still holding out for her to drop her prices.
Anya is great. Her prices haven’t been affected by the inflation. She’s a great combination of looks and value (in my humble opinion)
Monse is the best. I told her my name once, a decade ago, and she’ll still casually greet me with it.
I haven’t had any experience with Stella, is she an extras girl?
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2 years ago
The ones who don’t get naked are often younger and have GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome). They usually will show more if guys tip generously, but they like to keep their pussy on a pedestal.
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2 years ago
Both will please you. Paisley a bit higher price.
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2 years ago
Fwiw there’s finally a pic of Mandy up on the pandoras Instagram story today lol
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2 years ago
Sounds like it was Mandy. She has minimal tats, brunette hair, and slim/petite frame with smaller naturals. Looks to be in her 30s.
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2 years ago
Yeah, there’s a particular club in my area that I haven’t visited yet because the entrance is right up against a busy road with a lot of stop light traffic. Sure the cars could be looking at the drugged up transients or street walkers all around, but my paranoid self knows they’ll be watching and judging the dude awkwardly speed walking to the strip club entrance.