Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Sloooowwwww Sunday pleasure

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PacificoLime
May 27, 2024, 3:19 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. This is a bullshit price, and it is too much. However, it is not the fault of the lady who takes my money. I tip her 4 dollars, instead of the 5 she used to get. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right. A second smaller stage is in the back of the room. There are some bench seats along the main stage wall, on the left side. As you look to the right, and proceed. You see 4 rows of tables, and chairs. They are facing the main stage. The lap dance area is in the back of the room. There are VIP rooms there as well, but I am too cheap for them. The VIP rooms can be rented in time increments of 15, 30 and 60 minutes for $70, $90 and $120. The LDA has high backed seats, with just enough privacy. If I am getting more than one dance, this area is handy for me. Some girls get naked on stage. Some girls don’t. What goes on in LDA and VIP is between two consenting adults, and is highly variable. Use your words, and communicate.

I showed up on Sunday at around 2:00. I paid my entry fee, and sat on the left, behind the stage. There were only 3 ladies in the club. I could kind of see a blonde lady in the back, giving a very rhythmic lap dance. It looked like she just bounced up and down. I guess it was an old fashioned dry hump…

Paisley was sitting near the stage, and a new to me lady named Lucy was there. I chatted with Lucy. She noted my sweat pants, touched, and teased me. She said she likes the naughty day shift, and worked here 2 years ago. I told her to come back, as I had just arrived. She said “me too”.

I was really hoping to get Anya on my lap, on this Sunday. The stage sat empty a lot, and there was only 1 or 2 other dudes there. When Paisley took the stage, I decided it was a good time to use the bathroom. Maybe I could get a peak at who this third dancer was? Welp, as I made my way to the bathroom, she was finishing her dances, and walking out. It was Anya! Oh, good! Shortly after I returned from the bathroom, Anya took the stage. As she passed we made eye contact, and she gave me a wave. I gave her a big smile in return. I thought about tipping her stage dance, but since there was only one other dude in the club, and I had just made eye contact. I figured I had better than a 50/50 chance. After her dance, she walked around the stage, and straight to the other dude. After a short chat, she went back into the bathroom. Next, I saw her in street clothes leaving. It was just after 3:00pm. I hoped maybe she was coming back… she did not…

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