Reviews

One Night in Portland, Part I

Every time I visit the Rose City, I hit the clubs with an old friend who lives there. This year was no different. We had dinner with our respective wives,…

One Night in Portland, Part 4

Ah, the Golden Dragon. Always the last stop of the night. We got there right at 2, as the other clubs were closing, and the girls were drifting in from…

Oregon Strip Club Tour, Fifth Stop

Perhaps the best stop on the tour. Stars in Salem is a neighborhood club, maybe a little worn around the edges, but the drinks are cold, the food was tasty,…

Oregon Strip Club Tour, Sixth and Final Stop

From Salem we drove over the mountains to Bend, where my buddy has a rental property. This review actually takes place over two nights. Saturday, we showed up…

Oregon Strip Club Tour, Fourth Stop

After a night of stripclubbing in Portland, my buddy and I headed out to his place in Bend. We decided to take in some of the local scenery in Salem,…

Oregon Strip Club Tour, Third Stop

The Golden Dragon is an amazing place. I’ve visited Portalnd many times, and try to hit up the Dragon every time I'm in town. There’s no booze, it’s essentially a…

Oregon Strip Club Tour, Stop 2

After leaving Dolphin II, we went to Sunset Strip. Portland is littered with strip clubs, but my buddy, who lives there, had never been to this one, despite driving by…

Oregon Strip Club Tour, First Stop

Up in OR visiting some friends, and as always, we check out as much talent as we can. This trip started at Dolphin II, a little neighborhood club on the…

Haven't been to Treasures in a number of years, but I'm in Vegas with a buddy, and the town seems to be opening up. We took the club limo, and got a nice table by…

In recent years, my wife has decided that she likes strip clubs. Let me say this, up front: it's awesome. She's been to a few in Vegas, a couple in San Diego, and now, one…

I’ve spent a lot of time in Portland strip clubs, but this was the first time I’d been in town with my wife. She likes clubs, too, but she’s never been to a PDX one.…

Well, now. The last review for Chicago is from me, too. I gotta spend less time down south.

So, it was the night of the Best VIP Dancer of the Year at Hong Kong, which…