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My phone ducks me so hard when I use the touchpad ;)

I can't even think about marriage until I've graduated college. I don't know what career I want to go into permanently yet and I…

Some guy came in a few days ago dressed as santa claus and literally asked me to come sit on santa's lap. I ended…

I think its really unfair to call people losers for what they choose to put into their own bodies. Weed is pretty harmless, I…

What is with all the talk of kicking people off the board today?

Can't we all just get along?

I think its just a newbie thing. When I first started smoking I was fascinated with it. Then I just got used to it…

I'm curious, do guys find it really annoying when dancers try to "poach them" or does it feed your egos and make you feel…

Lol when our plane touched down in Miami last week, one of the first things we saw as we left the airport at 8:00…

I had some guy yesterday tell me my skin looked so soft and pretty he wanted to skin me and wear me.

I didn't even…

I really hate Trump so I hope he doesn't have to run against Hillary again. He's such a manchild, when I read his Twitter…

You could try Tinder or Bumble?

Aren't there like rent a stripper services for bachelors' parties? You could try those and ask if they're couple friendly?

"O'Reilly"

That's what she said ;P

Its funny how they think they're doing it for "moral reasons" but they're the ones who are putting girls out of a job and…

Toys: Something adults can enjoy too.

Everyone, stop fighting! Make love not war! Come to my thread and post funny inappropriate jokes!

No, deep sea fishing is when you go deep in the pond to release those little swimmers.

Haha that's a good one!

Brisket: A piece of meat that needs to be rubbed out before placing in the oven.

Female high school teachers: Likely to be a major porn category in ten years time.

I don't understand why some people care so much. Just live and let live.

Feminism should really be about letting women make the choice to do whatever they want with their life and their body. This is the…

C'mon guys, you can do better than that.

Walking: Something you hopefully shouldn't be able to do after sex ;)

Vans: A place to have uncomfortable,…

I know sex takes concentration but not that kind of concentration Vantablack!

Haha, that's fine with me! :)