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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
I visited Amsterdam 20 years ago. As a recent college grad on a European summer vacation I went there for the legal cannabis but I took advantage of the sex scene too.
I spent 5 incredible nights there and I hope the place hasn't changed too much. My days were spent in coffeehouses, smoking hash & eating edibles, then going to the museums, where I'd spend hours in awe of the masterpieces, contemplating the meaning behind the art. When I got hungry I'd get a paper cone of pomme frites with mayo and hang out in a park or on a canal cruise till night.
In the evening I'd go on walkabout thru the red-light district. The OP's description of the window girls is right in line with my recollections. Some areas were full of gawking tourist, usually they were in front of the most beautiful girls or the windows with two girls. I noticed that there were "neighborhoods" with themes too, the prettiest girls were up near the front, if you walked in a bit there was a section with black girls, one with older MILFs. It was fun to walk and browse, and when you saw someone you liked all she had to do was open the door let you in and close the curtain behind you. No drama at all. I found the ladies and their rooms to be very clean and friendly. The spaces were small but nicely decorated, similar in size to the hostel room I had, with a private bathroom so you could clean up afterward. I found the prices to generally be higher than I wanted to spend, my priority was weed so paying 100E for sex wasn't really in the budget but I did enjoy the company of a busty black French woman and on another night a young English waif. Both insisted on condoms and I wouldn't have it any other way. The overall impression I got from the experiences was that it was as safe as any one night stand. Although, after the British girl and I finished our business, due to the lateness, she suggested I sleep over promising we could go again in the morning for a discount. I didn't feel comfortable with that idea, my worst concern was that I'd get robbed, now I fear I'd have been chopped up for the global organ black market.
There were sex shops everywhere, never being in one at home I had to stop in, I passed the shelves of mags and VHS tapes and went to the video booths in the back. What I saw there was enlightening, the stuff they had playing was hardcore euro porn, unlike what I'd ever seen before, even in the pages of the Swank and Hustler. I flipped through the channels for a few minutes, and saw the entire range of human perversion, shit and piss vids, orgies and gangbangs, gay sex and straight sex, beastiality vids with dogs, sheep, and horses, it was eyeopening, stomach churning, and not something that needed to be repeated, I walked out feeling dazed and confused.
I also took advantage of two of the other interesting sex novelties I'd seen signs for, the live sex show and the banana show. Both were as straight forward as the names suggested. I forget the prices but 20-30E was probably in the ballpark. The banana show was a strip show but you got a banana with your ticket and at the end you get to eat it out of the dancer's pussy. The dancers came out on a raised catwalk/dancefloor with seats along the length just like in a strip club. The girls were nothing to write home about and you got whichever was in front of you, mine was a MILFy asian. She didn't dance, none did, but they did seductively strip naked in front of you. Once she was nude she sat down and spread eagle, she took the banana peeled it 3/4, and stuck the unpeeled bit in and let me eat the rest. I don't know if I was taking too long or if I wasn't doing it right but when I got near the peel she grabbed the back of my head and smashed my face into her pussy and rubbed it around so I walked away covered in banana and pussy juice. I noticed that some of the other girls were doing the face rubbing thing so it may have been part of the experience. Interestingly some girls were in a face down ass up position during the banana eating, I guess that was for the non-novices. The live sex show took place in a small theater on a stage in the round, there were about 10 other people there, I remember a loud group of Asian business men. The girl came out first, she was in her 20's thin and bank eyed, the guy came out next and they had some extremely uninspired sex, changed a few positions, some oral, missionary, doggy, cowgirl. One of the Asian guys even walked up to check for penetration which caused the whole act to come to an end as the guy lost his bone and the girl started yelling at the guys in the audience.
Anyway those were my experiences and I hope that one day I'll get back to see what it's like today.
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
I had a dancer explain the proper technique for "making it rain." I was at Bourbon Street in NJ on a Saturday afternoon, she was a stunning, white, 20-something, gymnast doing an amazing pole routine when I walked in. She must have noticed my jaw on the ground because as soon as she got off stage she came right over. There was a hot connection but that's another story.
She told me to imagine I was cumming on her and the dollars were my jizz.
She directed me to hold the stack down by my cock and flick out the bills with the thumb of my other hand, when you do it right it looks kinda like you are beating off. She got in front of me and let me "cum" all over her face, tits, ass, pussy, all the while acting like she loved the imaginary load I was blowing all over her, rubbing it in and stuffing it in her bottoms. It was sexy as fuck! The best part was she recycled the same stack each time she was on stage with a unique way to have that "load" drip down and over her incredible body.