Reviews

10 reviews by unfilterednoone

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, CA

The Club Was Colder Than The Dance

I was staying close by 'Taboo' and decided to kill a little time on a Monday night. In hindsight, I should have spent the money on something to eat and a movie. Even…

6 yrs ago

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, IN

Mostly Younger, Petite, With Small Tits. Yes, and please.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped through Kokomo on the way to Grand Rapids after reading a handful of positive reviews on this place. I wasn't sure if the reviews were on the nose or not when I walked…

7 yrs ago1

Pleasures

Wichita, KS

No pleasure here...

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I figured a strip club before Metallica would be busy, even if I did need to drive a few miles out to get there. Nope. Not only was it not busy, it was…

7 yrs ago

Temptations

Kansas City, MO

Not even a little tempted

★★★★★★2.0/10

Was going to check out Bazookas, but it was 6:50pm and for whatever reason they close for an hour while they change out dancers. I saw Temptations was a bikini bar so I was…

7 yrs ago

Candyland

Memphis, TN

Does The "Trick", But Yikes

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

'Candyland' looks like a shady office that would be next to a crappy used car lot, that was cleared out and filled with a few 2nd hand stackable chairs with a makeshift stage. This…

7 yrs ago

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

My Living Room Is Bigger Than This Club

★★★★★★★4.0/10

The nice thing about being on West Coast time on the East Coast, is that the nights pretty much go as long as I still have money in my pocket. I'm not tired until…

7 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, MN

Underwhelming and really fucking cold!

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I stopped by SR since it was the top rated club in Minneapolis. Gotta say, if this is the best, I’ll save my money. Big crowd around 11pm on a night after a…

7 yrs ago2

Hoops

New York, NY

Perfect average in every way

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Braved the NYC rain to stop into Hoops after the Yankees game. There was a solid crowd after midnight, but there were still enough chairs that you didn't feel like the dude next to…

7 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The Early Evening 'Crowd'

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

You ever have one of those days when you're leaving the city and think "You know, I could go for some tits right now." Sure, we all do. The problem for me was…

8 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Tons of girls, great variety.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I generally avoid Seattle strip clubs because there are just too many rules and restrictions. It's not the booze, I'm not a drinker. No, it's the lame restrictions. If I'm at a…

8 yrs ago2