Reviews

I was staying close by 'Taboo' and decided to kill a little time on a Monday night. In hindsight, I should have spent the money on something to eat and a movie. Even…

Stopped through Kokomo on the way to Grand Rapids after reading a handful of positive reviews on this place. I wasn't sure if the reviews were on the nose or not when I walked…

I figured a strip club before Metallica would be busy, even if I did need to drive a few miles out to get there. Nope. Not only was it not busy, it was…

Was going to check out Bazookas, but it was 6:50pm and for whatever reason they close for an hour while they change out dancers. I saw Temptations was a bikini bar so I was…

'Candyland' looks like a shady office that would be next to a crappy used car lot, that was cleared out and filled with a few 2nd hand stackable chairs with a makeshift stage. This…

The nice thing about being on West Coast time on the East Coast, is that the nights pretty much go as long as I still have money in my pocket. I'm not tired until…

I stopped by SR since it was the top rated club in Minneapolis. Gotta say, if this is the best, I’ll save my money. Big crowd around 11pm on a night after a…

Braved the NYC rain to stop into Hoops after the Yankees game. There was a solid crowd after midnight, but there were still enough chairs that you didn't feel like the dude next to…

You ever have one of those days when you're leaving the city and think "You know, I could go for some tits right now." Sure, we all do. The problem for me was…

I generally avoid Seattle strip clubs because there are just too many rules and restrictions. It's not the booze, I'm not a drinker. No, it's the lame restrictions. If I'm at a…