Perfect average in every way

Braved the NYC rain to stop into Hoops after the Yankees game. There was a solid crowd after midnight, but there were still enough chairs that you didn't feel like the dude next to you was going to give you a lap dance vs the ladies. The order of the dancers was a little strange -- They had a good assortment of black, white, and in between dancers, but the black women were the only ones rotating on the stage. Not sure how that worked out, but whatever, my stage tips are the same no matter what color you are. I don't know if lap dance prices or rules vary by lady, but I happily spent $20/dance on Jenna, who reminded me of a small breasted Selena Gomez. (And they felt amazing.) It was a good way to kill an hour, and I left with a phone number, so that's always good way to end the night too. Hoops was, like my title, perfectly average in every way.