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3 years ago
Honey has one nipple pierced. Eliza has both pierced. Very similar builds so its easy to mix them up. Honey is hot. But some really nasty tattoos. Wash your hands when done with her.
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3 years ago
I still love the adjudicator comments after all these years. If you read the review, you’ll notice i talked to pretty much NO ONE. How would i know cost of dances? previous reviews have touched on cost of dances though. They are negotiated by dancer and theres a $5 house fee per song.
And how could this possibly be a shill review or club ad? What club advertises that they suck?! And i purposely didnt put the name of other club into ad so that it wouldn’t look like i was advertising for a different club.
59, send me a DM and i’ll fill you in
Lastly when i said i pulled the plug, it was a euphemism for ending something. I didnt pull anyone butt plug out.
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5 years ago
Your review is a waste of a review.
This place has over 300+ reviews, including previous ones of mine that had plenty of pertinent details. The last 4-5 recent ones made it perfectly clear there was a raid last month. The original review was just the last paragraph. There weren’t a lot of details BECAUSE THERE WERE NO DETAILS TO BE HAD BECAUSE OF THE RAID. if some of the editors (some, not all) were too obtuse to realize that paragraph was all that was necessary in light of recent events, thats not my problem. I wasnt looking for a month of free VIP by posting some bullshit either, i freaking PAID to share that info. So take your opinion, which is of no consequence at all, and stick it up your butt.
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5 years ago
Sorry. You can find that information on the rest of my posts on satirewannabewriter.com
I’m happy no one gave this a “club ad”
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5 years ago
Exactly. Place has been reviewed 360 times. How much more info do you need? Just the important details should be necessary, especially post raid.
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6 years ago
It wasn’t “19th hole sensual”, if that’s what you’re looking for. But it wasn’t mechanical either. Honestly, with those girls that ask right off the bat for a dance, that’s almost always been my experience. So i had a pretty low bar going in. She slithered around quite a bit, was pretty willing to let hands roam, within reason, and was vocal/heavy breather (like that moan in your ear type of thing). And like i said in review, breasts were much fuller and nipples more responsive then i imagined from her time on stage. That was my time with her anyway, ymmv
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6 years ago
Has anyone seen Jaden recently (tallish blonde, mid to late 20’s)? Thought she worked daytime shifts but havent seen her in weeks.
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6 years ago
Exactly. That’s maya. Pulled the same routine at creekside 2 years ago. Saw her at 19th hole and thought whoa. Maybe here she’ll actually payoff. Nope. Wasted 3 dances. Never falling for her game again
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6 years ago
Any idea who the tallish thin real dark haired brunette is? Only a few tattoo’s, tramp stamp being one of them. Not as tall as one with glasses
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6 years ago
I was there at same time. Pretty accurate description overall. Alice was a stunner though. Defintely an Allentown 9-9.5. 28yrs old blonde, h/w proportional and an amazing natural rack.
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6 years ago
State law from what i understand, all clubs now non smoking
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6 years ago
Your mom does. Because it makes you look like you’re a dumb ass. See. Proper grammar and punctuation. Hahahaha.
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6 years ago
When you write a 300 word paragraph, yes, a period or two does help.
Also. It’s “you’re”. A contraction for “you are”. Not the possessive “your”.
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6 years ago
Dirtysecrets, see if you can get a BOGO deal and pick him up a question mark while you’re at it.
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6 years ago
Pretty much all businesses are public and are subject to regulations. It’s not exempt from being regulated just because it’s privately held. There’s a difference between “privately held” and “private club”. Is it’s liquor regulated? Yes. Do they have to have handicap accessibility? Yes, its regulated. Are they allowed to run it like a brothel? No because that’s also regulated. Your patrons will have to deal with it, but all clubs are on an equal footing with smoking ban so its not like they’ll go to another club because they can smoke there. In fact you might even see an uptick in business, because it’s easier for guys to mask the smell of perfume than it is to mask the smell of perfume and cigarette smoke.
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7 years ago
That would figure on Monroe. I find the place and she’s gone shortly thereafter. Maybe she’ll be back in few months...
Guess i’ll try one more time, see how victoria is. Doesnt sound like that bad of a deal.
Any idea who the younger girl is with the bicep tattoo is? Got dark hair, heavy lipstick. Probably top 3 in looks there with jasmin and sugar (if sugar still there as havent seen her recently either)
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7 years ago
Its was $100 plus the $125 15 minute “larger private room” option which at the time came with 2 free drinks. I think theyve taken the free drinks away recently, though. Even still, without the drinks its still not a bad value because its so roomy
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
The dancer category ratings are way off in this site. In fairness, Suzy’s, 19th hole, silhouettes, cloud 9 should all be in the mid 5’s. (Probably high 4’s for Suzy’s and silhouettes). PP should be on par with Creekside at least. They tend to have much more variety to choose from which may hurt them in ratings. Think of it this way. If a place has 20 girls on and 5 of them are Super Hot but another place has 10 on and 1-2 of them just really does it for you, are the ratings the same/fair? Do you penalize a place for having a higher selection of unattractive girls, even though their ratio is better than the second smaller place?
Anyway, i’d give PP a shot if you can make the drive. There’s not much in way of extras. But its a fun experience nonetheless.
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
No. Its not faulty at all. If she was on stage, tip her, whether you watched or not, its etiquette. If you need the $2 that desperately, You shouldn’t be at the club in first place. Now, if it’s one of those deals where she just started walking around room pestering people for tips and had NOT been on stage, then certainly, tell her to buzz off.
You should try Platinum Plus up in Allentown. No real Tip parade there, you tip when they’re on stage to get their attention, or when they are on the side stages/cages. And the girls tend to be much more attractive than the Bucks county clubs (except maybe Creekside)
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
Club ad.
Lol. You cheap bastard, if you just want to have a drink and watch tv, go to a buffalo wild wings, otherwise tip the girl.
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7 years ago
No, no. My lack of clarity with pronouns. I figured i’d if i didnt get extra’s with Sugar (which i didn’t) that i could use that to test waters with another dancer. Monroe was one who asked about dance and gave the extras. Sorry for lack of clarity. I wish it was Sugar. Monroe was great, but cracking Sugar would have been better! Sugar’s too young now, she’ll crack as she gets older, lol
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7 years ago
“She talks too much” is a dead on description of her. Call me jaded, but unless your adult daughter is also dancing at the club, i dont want to hear about her or grandkids or any other kids. I’d rather talk about weather than a dancer’s family and/or health issues!
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7 years ago
No titty no kitty no crack? But allowed a little roaming? Without kitty or crack sounds like a standard dance at most places. No titty though as well? Shit, you might as well be married for that service. “You can put your hands my waist and/or thigh”. Lol