Ugh. What the hell.

Wow. What a disappointing visit. To be right up front, i was hoping to see Monroe but she was nowhere to be found. Again. Does she have a solid work schedule? I was there from 5pm to 8:30pm. Standard rotation at first. Shakira, isis, the brazilian with real short hair who looks like shes 50. At least she was totally upfront. After first $1 tip, she was like “hey you havent been in for awhile. How ‘bout we go in back. I give you bl*w j*b”. I thanked her but passed. There was a really hot looking white girl with a bicep tattoo and dark lipstick. But she left almost immediately. As did Jasmin, who is at least super hot, if not just ok in back. There was a really tall thin girl with a tongue piercing who asked for dance as well, i said maybe later. Then i saw an attractive brunette, who looked kind of eastern european. We made eye contact a few times while she was dancing. Her name is Kat. Nice build if not a little flat but still kind of hot. She comes over after her set and says “i want to f*ck. Im a little drunk. I want a smoke, you want to smoke?” On a side note.....the place is now non smoking which is AWESOME. So anyway we talk for a few minutes. Again she’s says “im horny. Lets go in back and f*ck”. At this point, i just say “how much is that gonna set me back?” Her response “its not legal to charge. Im not going to charge anything.” I figure, alright, this is going to cost me something but im game so lets go in back. We get to booth and i say “champagne room” and pay my $125. We go in back and she goes to booth on right. She then says i dont like this booth; it has a camera. Lets go to a regular booth. She tries going to regular booth and the the guy at desk says yo. Kat. Where u going? Im just look at him and shrug. He gives me the shoulder shrug like whatever, you’re ok. We get in the booth. She still whining about camera. She starts grinding and tugging at belt. Pulls her panties aside and says stick your fingers in. So i do. It seems like we’re making progress, when she stops and starts talking about her boyfriends and how she’s a realtor. And asks me if i want her card. I’m not kidding. She literally handed me her real estate card while we were in the back room. Then she dances for a few minutes and asks for a tip. I gave her a few bucks and walked out. To add insult to injury, guy at booth says go to bar, you can order whatever you want. Great. I go to bar and order a scotch. Bartender says “you can have whatever you were drinking before you went into the room”. Friggin whatever. It was a worthless visit. WHERE IS MONROE?!?!

Non smoking at lease....