Reviews

This is a combined review of two night shifts and one day shift. Baby Dolls is still one of the best clubs in the US if not the best.

It is not as busy as…

Pony is near the airport with not much else nearby. Easy to find, $11 cover and two drink minimum. They check id and do not scan. Wristband, a friendly bartender, dj, house…

Got to purple late on a Saturday. I guess I should have known that this was their busy day and not the best for a degenerate like me. I’ve had good times in…

Capital is a mid sized club near the airport. $10 cover I think, $5 cokes. They gave me change in $2 bills. I got there just as they opened at 6.…

Treasure is on the outskirts of Greensboro behind a run down hotel. On the small side with a notable gimmick being their limo rides. Visited twice in a week.

$10 cover, $3 cokes.…

This review covers three weekdays. First time was about 1am and they close at 2. 5 cover. BDD was the emptiest I’d ever seen it with the lot less than half full.…

Pony is not far from the airport southeast of Memphis. Easy to find, fenced parking lot. $10 for "premium parking", two drink minimum ($12 for two red bulls). Patted down outside, doorman…

Gold club has disappointed in the past, but there's not many options in Memphis, so in I went. Gold is a nice club that feels larger than it should be. The tall ceilings…

My current favorite club. The area is so-so, there's a huge pothole that has probably been there a decade. $20 cover which includes two free drink coupons. They check ID but do…

Headlights Gold, as far as I can tell, is the best reviewed club in the Tidewater. With an hour to kill before my flight, I stopped to check it out. Not too hard…

Stopped by sugar 44 as it had positive reviews. I found it generally a good club with minor caveats.

Parking in the rear is free. Not hard to find with gps. There…

Phoenix’s has a lot of clubs, and the reviews are consistent for each club: either solid or scathing. Christie’s was solid.

It was easy to find 15 minutes from the airport. Parking was free,…