Reviews by Frankcastle

Headlights Gold, as far as I can tell, is the best reviewed club in the Tidewater. With an hour to kill before my flight, I stopped to check it out. Not too...

Stopped by sugar 44 as it had positive reviews. I found it generally a good club with minor caveats. Parking in the rear is free. Not hard to find with gps. ...

Phoenix’s has a lot of clubs, and the reviews are consistent for each club: either solid or scathing. Christie’s was solid. It was easy to find 15 minutes from the airport. Parking was...

Curiosity got the better of me during a road trip, and I made a detour to Paradise. It's not hard to find right on the "main road" (a two lane highway). Not...

Private Dancer is a small club on the outskirts of Columbus, where I spent a couple of days for work recently. There isn't much near by except an adult bookstore right next to...

Went to the Pink Pony on a weekend afternoon. In short, it was a decent visit but I wouldn't go out of my way again. (Also note to self: Sundays are BAD for clubs...

Rick's is a mid sized club not far from the airport. The staff were all friendly. Nice enough on the inside. Cover $5, coke $5. The midget bartender gave me...

Men's club is a large, nice club that has prices to match the opulence. The interior is impressive with several large rooms, and there is even a pool. Entry was $10 or...

I keep giving Gold Club a chance, as it SEEMS like a place that could be really good. It's a nice, clean place with a large staff. I drove by during the...

Went to PD again recently. Best club in Memphis IMO. $20 cover which includes two tickets for drinks. Beer was $6. There are two stages, a main one off to the right,...

After many years I returned to what was the best club in America. While it was still very good, it has some flaws explained below. I got there about midnight and stayed until closing...

I hit up Mcdoogals a couple times recently. Went in Friday night late, like 11 or 12. It was a little less busy than I expected. $20 cover, no wand or...

Short version: The dancers were on average slightly less attractive than at Gold Club, but I had a much better time at Purple Diamond. Purple Diamond is next to a run down strip mall. There...

Went to Gold club to check things out. $10 cover, $7 cokes. Security was somewhat heavy, Memphis is crime ridden though the club's location seems safe. On a weekday there were a dozen...

Rick's has been an uneven and unpredictable over the years. My reviews reflect frustration with the occasional nuggets of gold. Well dear reader, this night we ended up on the "frustrating" side...

RONALD'S McDoogals is a small-to-mid sized club outside Baltimore. It's easy to find on a main road. Well lit parking lot in the rear that was pretty full at midnight Saturday. Looks...

I visited Lust again a couple months ago. I'd had a decent time the first time and was hoping for more of the same. It's not far off I-81, easy to find, easy parking...

I went to Treasure a few months ago, first time in a long time. It was disappointing. It hadn't changed much with a $10 (?) entry and $5 cokes. Dance prices had increased...

Went to Papermoon late one night in Richmond. Is it possible for a place to be both sketchy and quiet? I had driven by Richard's but decided it was a little too...

I convinced myself to give Lust a try even though West Virginia clubs have been pretty bad in my experience. Lust was better than expected. It won't make my top ten list...

Gold Club Memphis is a somewhat awkwardly large and open club. $10 cover, $6 cokes and beers. Smoking is allowed and a smoke machine is running. Two main stages and a side area that...

I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is fairly busy...

Not much interesting or new about CCR. You can probably find free parking if you spend some time looking. It was busy, even after midnight. It's a hole in the wall...

Millstream is in an area that feels like a small town swallowed up by sprawl. The parking lot of the club is a bit elevated from the road. It seemed perfectly safe...