Comments by wiffle shwaffle (page 41)

I work here, too. The bartender dances when they are short on girls.

@dannyocean yes. You probably know. ;)

You were definitely lied to. Some of the waitresses can be bitchy about orders. You are allowed to order single drinks.

Also, the small alley next to Legends is for manager parking. That alley is probably the most secure and watched alley to be in. A lot of us dancers park in the lot immediately behind Legends. It's $10 usually and the Legends​ and St Andrews Hall cameras can see it. The attendant leaves around 2am, but there are never any issues. Man up and quit your bitchin' about parking.

If you get robbed in downtown it's because you made yourself a target. I lived in downtown for 5 years and never had a problem. Just walk with a purpose like you know where you're going and what you're doing and nobody will fuck with you. Ignore the bums. They're all psycho. Park at the Greektown Casino for free and walk two blocks or pay the $12 valet.

I absolutely enjoyed your whit written in this review, whether it was intentional or not. I believe PHC has gotten in trouble in the past with patrons parking in residential areas, thus why they are sticklers about valet.

Thanks guys. I can't post under my usual name because I don't want people to know what I do. Also, if you come for extras and get quoted a high price, it's usually because those girls have a "handler" who sets their prices. These are the girls with long blonde hair with bad extensions. They all do FS, they come in and leave together, and they can't chat with other dancers who aren't in their "gang" or sway from their prices. A lot of naughty stuff stopped in the main vip aisle because clean dancers threatened to take photos of girls doing stuff and send them to vice (they were fired). You can look up in there from outside the vip and see what's going on because the frosting on the glass was removed. You can see the back corner area and can sometimes catch BJs or FS happening.

I'm very interested in working in NOLA sometime next year, so this was a very informative find. Thank you for posting this!