Reviews by Muddy

Ottawa, ON. Saturday night. Alright parking situation sucks. This area is absolutley packed with looked like mostly college kids, bar hopping. I parked a few blocks away on the street and walked over. Passed...

Rochester, NY. Friday night. I'm told this area isn't the best but it's not the worst they say. Parking is behind this joint. I see a bunch of folks leaving as I'm going in....

Ottawa, ON. Saturday night. There's some homeless in the area but it ain't too bad. This is on a commercial strip. I missed it a couple of time because the entrance is not on...

Rochester, NY. Friday night. Area seems pretty safe certainly not the ghetto part of Rochester I think more think more the college kid area, sort of in a residential area. Parking lot full but...

Tampa, FL. Saturday night. Close by the University of South Florida. Plenty of parking in a lot. Food truck outside. Walk around back to the door. Walk in, hispanic girl at the podium and...

Tampa, FL. Right by where the Buccaneers play. Not a lot of parking but I found a spot, if anything you got the streets in the neighborhood behind it. I walk up and a...

Tampa, FL. Saturday night after midnight. One of the spots in Tampa open till 6am. I had a plane to catch early morning so I figured I just run out the clock at strip...

Tampa, FL. Saturday night. I was actually here before which is not something I say a lot in at least when it comes to reviewing but last time I was here a couple years...

Seminole, FL. Saturday night. Just came from a Kenny Loggins concert, really why I was down here in Florida in the first place and figured I might as well hit up some strip clubs...

Largo, FL. Saturday afternoon. Plenty of parking. Right on a commercial drag. Area seems fine to me. Walk in, guy standing at a podium. He mentions to me no cover before 7. No id...

Clearwater, FL. Saturday afternoon. Right across the way from the much more famous OZ on Route 19. Plenty of parking behind this club in the back. Walk up, and walk in to no cover,...

Orlando, FL. Friday night after midnight. Didn't seem like a bad area, commercial strip. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk up to a guy in a bulletproof vest. Pat down he asks me...

Orlando, FL. Friday night. It looked like parking was crazy, so I parked on the grass on the street. Apparently you can valet it but I didn't want to do that. Walk up a...

St. Petersburg, FL. Saturday afternoon. Downtown St. Peterburg, the only club down here not far from where the Tampa Bay Rays play. It was raining pretty hard out when I was in the area...

Orlando, Florida. Friday night. Commercial strip. Just came Rachels south. Plenty of parking in a lot. Walk up, black dude security guard in a bulletproof vest, pat down and walk in. Girl at the...

Orlando, FL. Friday night. Big lot, security out front. Doesn't seem like a bad area, commercial strip. Walk up, no pat down. Walk in cover is $10 and free military. Head around. These Rachel...

Orlando, FL. Friday night. Near a freeway seems like a decent area, industrial. Plenty of parking. There's valet parking but I didn't use it. Quite a few sports cars. Walk up get greeted into...

Buffalo, NY. Saturday after midnight. Right by the airport. Area appeared fine. Plenty of parking. Walk in guy at the front $10 cover and ID check. Set up, pretty nice spot inside, bar right...

North Tonawanda, NY. Just north of Buffalo. Sort of like a nightlife strip on Webster street, area seems plenty safe. Right down a quiet alley to Alexanders. Walk in, down the steps no cover,...

Buffalo, NY. Saturday night. I was looking at the map of where this place was, and wondered to myself if this was the hood or not. Na it's not, it's a decent area. No...

Buffalo, NY. Saturday night. Industrial area, sort of caged off lot. Plenty of parking. I actually came here first around 9, only one dancer they let me know, they said come back around 1030...

Duncannon, PA. Saturday night after midnight. Right across from a truck stop. Parking lot, just enough parking. Walk in, hispanic guy who was the dj comes to the front, asks everything out of pockets...

Montoursville, PA. Saturday night. Right over by Williamsport home of the little league world series which is just another thing I don't and will never watch. Right off 180. Pass a hotel and to...

Bloomsburg, PA. Saturday night. Just so y'all aware the club across the way, Sofie's Tiki lounge was closed looks like it's been closed for a while. Overgrown weeds and all that. This club right...