Reviews

Went on aFriday night after midnight. It looked apocalyptic, place is definitely done for. Could see why it didn’t do to well based location. Not necessarily on a main thoroughfare, in a middle of nowhere…

Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and there…

This place hasn't been reviewed in a while. It's called Secrets now not Illusions. They have a parking lot, should be enough spots. Came just after midnight. No cover. Bunch people out front having a…

Came on a Saturday night after midnight. It’s in smithtown, nice area. A lot more trees out here way out in Suffolk. Plenty of parking. It looks like somebody’s house on the side of the…

Came in on a Saturday night. It’s has its own parking lot wasn’t hard to find a spot. Street parking seemed filled so if you don’t get a spot on the street it might be…

Came in after midnight on a Saturday. This is the Sopranos strip club. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover. Layout…

Came here on a Saturday night. Between MetLife stadium and Manhattan in Secaucus New Jersey. It’s located across from a dump it looks like and boy does it smell like shit. Anyway there are plenty…

Came in after midnight on a Saturday. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover. Layout if one rectangle bikini bar couple…

It might’ve been because the Yankees just had a playoff win that it was so packed, also Friday night. I didn’t give a shit though because I’m a Mets fan. One of the many Paterson…

Big club for New Jersey. Only like 10 dancers working though. Came on a Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking in an industrial area. Walk in cover is $10 drink ticket so atleast you…

Came here on a Friday night. It’s in Bloomfield, New Jersey. I thought the area was fine. I parked on the street, their parking lot is pretty small. Walk in, no cover. Place was fucking…

Friday night. It got good reviews so I thought I would stop in. Downtown Paterson by a hospital. They have a parking garage. Walk in get patted down. Layout is bar on the right with…