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published 4 yrs ago
A lot of blondes here if that’s your thing
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Thursday night Van Nuys. I thought it looked like they might valet so I parked on the street and guy was working out of his RV with tools on a car. I don’t know if…

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published 4 yrs ago
Flight of the Condor (And Flight of this Customer when he hears $40 dances)
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

North Beach San Francisco. I wanted to check this place out because of the history as the first topless bar in the world so they claim (I highly doubt that) when Carol Doda took off…

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published 4 yrs ago
It’s Taboo to fuck your Grandma 👵 so come here instead!
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Came here on a Monday night. Right around midnight. Plenty of parking. This place is kind of tucked away. Industrial kind of neighborhood. You would never find it if you didn’t google it or see…

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published 4 yrs ago
Yeah we are like so totally undeniable. Daisy Dukes Bikinis on Top
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Now throw your hands up! Alright that’s enough of that bullshit. I came in on a Monday evening around 9. Santa Ana seems like a nice area. Cover was $22, pat down, ID, then the…

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published 4 yrs ago
Winter in Summer
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Monday night Anaheim. Nice area. Everywhere around Anaheim looks new it really does. Plenty of parking. You can drink at the bar or go to the strip club. I went to the strip club side.…

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published 4 yrs ago
Mommy I want a Pink Pony for Christmas! Well that’s nice son but we don’t have enough money for a Pony, we can afford the meth head blowjobs behind the dumpster for you though! Gee thanks!
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Came in on a Friday night around midnight. Not far from the buccaneers stadium and right across from the Yankees Spring training complex. There’s parking it was obvious at first but just go in there.…

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published 4 yrs ago
I went to a 7up Factory and all I got was this lousy t shirt
reviewed by
Muddy

8.0

Friday night around 1. Packed to the gills. It’s so small. Nowhere to sit. Cover was $20. Wanded down. Parking lot sucks. Dale Mabry right across from 2001 and next to Mons Venus. Bar on…

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published 4 yrs ago
Dancing With Miss USA 🇺🇸
reviewed by
Muddy

8.0

Friday night 1030. Parked in the Olive Garden parking lot across the street fuck valet. I figured it would give me an advantage on an otc date if I was already parked there. Walked in.…

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published 4 yrs ago
Puttin my Dicks in Vixen
reviewed by
Muddy

8.7

Today I was in my white suit, pastel blue undershirt, loafers no socks, sunglasses 🕶 at night. Driving around Miami Beach listening to I Ran by the Flock of Seagulls. Yeah I was on my…

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published 4 yrs ago
Oh Hellllll No
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Whatever I said about Scarletts, being the Jersey shore and what not. I take it back or atleast if that is the Jersey shore this is the Ghetto Fuckhead hang out. Elbow to elbow. No…

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published 4 yrs ago
Jersey Shore Level Nightclub
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Loud Music. Really loud man you can’t be talking to these girls. Plenty of douchebags in there. Valet and sled park. I guess you can park in unauthorized areas at night every body else did.…

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published 4 yrs ago
I don’t know who the Fuck Dean is. But he used all of his Gold to make this place.
reviewed by
Muddy

8.3

Came in on a Tuesday night at like 11. Fucking hell I find out they close at 12 due to Covid . Motherfucker. Anyway. $5 to park. No cover. Walk in most of the club…