SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 51)
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
"Seem some ppl forgot it's about strippers, clubs and T&A"
^^^ Amen @elmer. First you have the board's most prolific poster using it as a personal diary for his PTSD, posting ad nauseam about anything BUT an actual strip club experience. 6 days a week, year after year, he posts during San Jose public library hours and clogs the board with OT threads. Then you have nut jobs running around here posting about troll accounts. Then there are political posts that spill over into the front room. Also there's always a flame war somewhere. Furthermore there are the asshole spammers that founder created this thread about. Only after all these types of posts do you get actual strip club type content.
Sure, I have my personal fun with all this garbage, but you're absolutely right that the boards have very little contribution towards founder's own words...
"This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs and help strippers find a place to work."
...if someone outside of all this were to lurk the boards on any give day (especially during the hours that the San Jose public library is open) towards this purpose, it would be of little value.
But it's founder's sandbox and maybe he likes it that way. 🤷. I'm good with it too, but just saying.
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3 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
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3 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
LMFAO those Filipino ladyboys are tricksters. Spoiler alert: that wasn't a lumpia.
I keed. I keed. Filipinas are cute. You caught the Pinay flu. Congrats!
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@ilbb yeah I think it does annoy some of them. You can't hustle the same way as a vanilla strip club like any other city.
But there are mongers in those same clubs too. So a stripper just needs to read the crowd for the right customers.
I was an extreme regular. And because the strippers knew I was a monger I would always get approached in the hope that I'd get dances with them over my CF or ATF DS. They knew it was desperation but it was better odds than trying the video poker dead beats.
discussion comment
3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
discussion comment
3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
^ random *stripper* visit
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@rick of course. I'm not saying they aren't going to enjoy the eye candy and random visit while they are there, but honestly with some of these guys they just want to have a drink and/or sit and play video poker. Take away the strippers and they'd still show up and do their routine like it was a bar.
And they're not that rare.
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@rick There's no cover charges at a lot of clubs out here and the drink prices aren't exorbitant because a lot of the times the strip club IS the local bar.
Sure your type you just described are at those clubs too, but the type I described are there as well.
And yes, I know better, having been a long time regular at various club like this over the years. I saw the same regulars and knew all their routines.
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Out here in Portland there are a lot of clubs that are no different than your local neighborhood dive bar with the exception that it has a stage (or two), a handful of strippers, and 1-2 tiny lapdance booths. And many of the regulars there are there to have a drink, watch sports, and/or play video poker more so than they are to be with a stripper.
It's the prevalence of them all over this city which makes clubs mostly like this. Locals simply view strip clubs like a local neighborhood bar. Sure there are the PL monger types too, but I'd say there's just as many customers in a club on any given night that are there for everything else besides the strippers.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
^^^ This is where your ignorance is. You fail to recognize that you're one of the assholes. Instead you criticize others for calling you out for being an asshole, or you make an excuse for yourself.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
@san_jose_creep it starts with you controlling your own behavior and recognizing when others are highlighting that it's out of line.
This is where your ignorance is. You fail to recognize that you're one of the assholes. Instead you criticize others for calling you out for being an asshole, or you make an excuse for yourself.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
^^^ And san_jose_creep, you do need to learn that it does not matter whether or not you approve of other members, or of what they post.
That way you don't have to keep trolling other members.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
^ or you make an excuse for yourself.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
"I think we should all be able to get along."
@san_jose_creep it starts with you controlling your own behavior and recognizing when others are highlighting that it's out of line.
This is where your ignorance is. You fail to recognize that you're one of the assholes. Instead you criticize others for calling you out for being an asshole.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
And san_jose_creep, you do need to learn that it does not matter whether or not you approve of other members, or of what they post.
That way you don't have to keep trolling other members.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
And san_jose_creep, you do need to learn that it does not matter whether or not you approve of other members, or of what they post.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
"We will get you this because you need it."
^^^ @san_jose_creep while we are at it telling everyone what they need, we need to get you a real stripper interaction. Because you need it.
Also can you recommend a club in the Bay Area for me to go visit? A club that you've actually been to in the last year?
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
@san_jose_creep just chill out. I don't need you telling me to chill out. And no one needs you assuming what other's intentions are as well.
And quit trying to control where and when I want to post, hypocrite! ðŸ¤ðŸ˜‚🤣
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
@san_jose_creep you need to keep reading more into my posts than what I stated. I never implied anything in what you just said. You can't even quote where I implied that.
It's ironic too, actually a bit rich, because you just tried to control what I just posted yourself. Seems like it didn't sit well with you. 😂😂😂
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
@drew there really is no good, all encompassing solution as long as founder refuses to more actively moderate here. Trolls gotta troll.
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3 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
"I'm certain if a pole were taken you would be voted # 1 asshole hands down."
@axe77 that poll has been taken. It's the Top 40 most ignored list. dumbassscrub is far and away the most ignored. Not surprisingly. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡