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7 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
I've been waiting for this review! (Side note to all: TFP and I have been conversing via PMs for weeks about this club). Girls keep $20 of the $30 dance price and their tip out at the end of a 5 hour shift is $10 to the house mom, $10 to the DJ and $10 to the time keeper. So Mercedes made $870 not including any tips by that math.
I would not be surprised if the 4 most popular girls (Mercedes, Erica, Dana and Lena) take home $700 to $1200 a shift 5 days a week doing 35 to 60 dances each afternoon. Those girls are all in ultra demand and I've been to this club for 3 to 4 hour stints where they never make it to the stage but I know they are there because every time I go in the back, you can hear their names called out on the PA system.
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7 years ago
Interesting...everyone on these boards has said that she only does clean dances. Now I'm interested to try her as she is super hot.
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7 years ago
I can answer that. She has horrid breath and the mentality of a psychotic off her meds.
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7 years ago
@chessmster: My dancer saw the load just as I was about to sit back into it. She grabbed the front of my shirt and pulled me forward just in time. From then on out, when we go back, she turns the flashlight app on on her phone and scans the couch.
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7 years ago
I was there yesterday afternoon again and Sherri stopped by my bar stool twice in less than 20 minutes. I tip paraded her the first time because I am nice. The second time, I was as direct as I have ever been to a stripper in saying leave me alone within 15 seconds of her pit stop. I think she got message and hope she remembers the message. When she go called on stage, I pulled out my phone and surfed the internet for 8-10 minutes as I have no desire to see her naked.
I got 3 dances from Leah and 10 from my second favorite at the club, Tatianna, yesterday. Tatianna told me her mom was working there too that shift; I think she goes by the name Diana. It occurred to me after I left that when Tatianna was on stage, she had thrown me her bra and a much older stripper walking behind me at the same time made a motherly-like comment as I caught it, which must have been her.
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7 years ago
Are those quoted tips in addition to a room/dance fee? What is the fee per dance/song without extras?
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7 years ago
The author left a review for a second club, so it looks like this isn't a club add. Welcome to the forums NJdude7.
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7 years ago
If Talita is not available, Leah is slightly less hot (maybe an 8...she has really prominent and high, horizontal cheek bones) but has the exact same body and enthusiasm as Talita. Both are blonde and hang out by the cash register at the middle-left side of the bar in front of the bathrooms. Both do aggressive out of pants HJs and allow FIV.
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7 years ago
Talita is a freak in the back rooms. She only works Tues, Wed and Friday afternoons though. I think 12 noon to 5pm if I'm not mistaken.
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7 years ago
The review is too glowing for a first time reviewer. It reads like you were trying to cram as much positive info in as possible while being vague about specific girls. In other words, it reads like a club ad that management of the club would post. However, the authors of club ads rarely add a comment to their own posts, so maybe you are legit.
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7 years ago
Samantha was almost always the first one to hit me up when I arrived for my first 4 visits. On visit 4, her opening line was something like "Am I finally going to get a dance today?" I said I was fine, but a little while later saw her on stage and when she walked by I said "Wanna do some dances?" out of pity. She said sure.
In the LD room, she pretty much just sat on the couch next to me with her legs over my lap for the first dance and talked. When the second dance started, I questioned if she offered HJs. Her response was "Is that what you want? No, I don't do those." Dance #2, if you even want to call it that, ended and I called it to a stop. I paid her $60 to sit on a couch topless and talk to her. She's only approached me once since then, on a really slow day. She won't even make eye contact with me when she is on stage anymore.
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7 years ago
Alexandra is Russian spinner, very short medium brown hair, B-cups, zero ass. She circulates the bar. Usually starts at 4pm Wed-Sat.
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7 years ago
Update: Apparently, the girl I visited twice no longer works there. She went by the name Champagne. If you see a Champagne there, it is probably a new girl recycling the use of the store's name sign for herself.
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7 years ago
WSP, check your PM box.
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7 years ago
I only saw Georgia once, probably mid November? Not my style.
No, I don't write reports, but I work in the construction industry where I need to communicate with direct, clear cut, black vs. white language (no grey areas of interpretation) to communicate scopes of work properly. Plus, I grew up with a school teacher for a mom, so sentence structure and composition were constantly reinforced.
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7 years ago
I've only seen her twice and for me, she is forgettable. Decent body, but her looks do nothing for me.
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7 years ago
Dances are $30 each. Tatianna is great (my second favorite), but yeah, she is not too reliable at showing up for her shifts. She's told me she'll decide to take off at random just to clean her house.
Ruby is my favorite, but everyone has their tastes. Yes, she is really smart and speaks great English, but her shtick is that she acts dumb and innocent until you get to know her as a regular.
Leticia is the really curvy girl. Probably 160lbs; phat ass with cellulite. She wears glasses too. She is really smart and head strong; every time I talk to her, she is mentioning books that she is reading.
Talita is probably 120lbs, big, fake D cup tits that ride high and tight and a small bubble butt. She's a freak in the back rooms.
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7 years ago
Day shift M-F is off the hook. I would say of the +/- 24 girls that work these shifts, two thirds are 8's, 9's and one or two 10's. Lot's of 9's!
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7 years ago
That explains why Cayenne wasn't at the club when I was there Tuesday and Wednesday. I think she practically lives there.
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7 years ago
She quoted $200 at the start of trip #2. When I countered with $150, she accepted with no hesitation or counter offer.
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7 years ago
First visit: $40 for the room, $60 for HJ + $20 for the CBJ add-on. I actually didn't pay $20 more for the extended room time if I remember correctly.
I probably overpaid the second time but it was worth it: $80 for room, $150 for HJ/FIV/FIA/CFS/CAFS, tipped $40 and paid $20 for the extended room time.
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7 years ago
This has to be fake or a generic review from years ago to get more VIP membership on the site. Although I didn't see it right away, I have since noticed that they have stenciled up on walls in two locations by the time keeper "$30 for 4 minutes" in white paint on black walls. The only other option is $350 for 30 minutes of "VIP", which makes no financial sense as you can get 8 consecutive dances for a total of $240 for 32 minutes.
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7 years ago
Two items of note:
1) The girl told me that the dancers sign weekly contracts to perform there.
2) The girl I took back had a slight BO smell to her the first time. She was fine the second time. Not sure if it was her or the remnants of a previous customer.
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7 years ago
Which porn star was it? Adriana Check, Richelle Ryan or Nicholette Shea?
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7 years ago
I had planned to check out this club at some point in the near future. But after this review, I will avoid at all costs as I can't support a rip off like this to be a regular occurrence.