So fun, it should be illegal.....oh wait

Monday may have been cyber Monday, but for me it was lap dance Monday.

Normally, I have good impulse control. Yesterday was not one of those days. I went to the club with $460 in my wallet but told myself my spending limit would be $320. I splurged in a ridiculous manner, which I don’t regret, as yesterday will live in my mind for a long, long time to come as one of my favorite SC visits ever. My intention was to only get dances from 2 girls; my CF and an ultra hot girl I met the last time I was at the club who doesn’t work there often. I ended up getting 19 dances from 6 girls, 5 of which included complimentary HJs with 2 to completion. Doing so meant making a stop at the ATM at Wawa when I left for 45 minutes to get a late lunch. As they said on NBC’s Parks & Recreation, “treat yourself!” All 6 girls were Brazilian…duh.

Got there at 1:50pm and the place was dead. This is the time you want to go on a Monday if you want your pick of the litter. By 3:00 it was much more lively and was so until I left at 5:45; 15-20 PLs in the club at any one time. Today, Playhouse had their A-team on and two of the girls I have no interest in, but who always hit me up for tips and dance pleas, were both off so that ruled. My intention was to get a dance from the ultra hot girl first (I wanted her to get the bigger load), then my CF towards the end of the afternoon, but that got flipped.