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7 years ago
Rod's comment above was mentioned for the reviewer before this one who paid $450+ for a FS session that usually goes for $225. He got screwed but Rod is right in every way. As long as you learned something and you didn't put yourself in massive debt you'll be fine. We've all been there.
As for this review, I guess I'll be in the minority and say I love those huge, fake funbags. As long as they're not rock hard and they let me play with them extensively.
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7 years ago
I love your reviews. Yet with these kind of places I'm like Mike Singletary. Can't do it! Won't do it! I want winners!
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7 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Excellent review!
Cant WAIT till it's my turn. September seems like it's 5 years away.
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7 years ago
Sky da Bess!
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7 years ago
It seems they all start at $1000. I talked mine down to $500 but still didn't pull the trigger. She called the next night and I told her I was busy. Truth was, I was sharing the hotel room with a buddy and he actually went to sleep at 11pm. Who goes to sleep at 11pm in Vegas?!!
Needless to say, I'll have my own room next time.
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7 years ago
I'm the same way. I have my assjob/titfuck fetish that doesn't fall in line with the basic HJ/BJ/FS menu. I usually just end up paying the FS price even though I feel it should fall somewhere between the BJ/FS price. But I don't push the issue.
Still, the prices you were quoted don't sound so bad.
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7 years ago
Glad you enjoyed your trip. I remember your thread on the discussion boards asking for Vegas strip club advice. I'm wondering why you never took our advice of calling the club for a limo pickup? Would have saved you from paying that rip off $50 cover. No need to feel bad for using a limo by yourself. Take it from me, I stay in Vegas for four nights on my annual trip and I use that limo every single time solo. Saves me a lot in cover charges.
Vegas clubs are expensive, but I'm glad the contact and talent level is high. Groping a solid 9 or 10 for 30 minutes straight is a wonderful thing.
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7 years ago
"Dry humped her like a real gentlemen". I like your style, sir.
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7 years ago
Cameltoe slide: rub her naked pussy up and down the length of your dick.
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7 years ago
Yes, same price Monday. Thursday is the special where 15 minutes cost $75. All other days, 15 minutes for $105, 25 minutes for $155.
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7 years ago
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JAprufrockDid desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
Absolutely amazing review! Aside from the excellent detail when sharing your experience, I also appreciate your openness. It takes a lot to reveal intimate details about yourself, even to strangers on the net. That is the beauty of TUSCL. You can admit things about yourself that you are insecure about and most folks here are understanding and reassuring.
I am glad that TJ is a place you can use to inject some happiness in your life. That's what life is supposed to be about, right? We make all these sacrifices, bust our asses at work, save up all this money for when we're older. Gotta enjoy ourselves at some point!
As for that enjoyment, everyone has different ways to enjoy the same things. So the fact that you flew all that way and didn't have vaginal intercourse means absolutely nothing. It's all about what you enjoy. If you enjoyed the GFE experience then it was money well spent.
I hope you enjoy your annual TJ trip for many more years and keep giving us the details.
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7 years ago
"With every review I read........"
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7 years ago
With ev
Yeah I read and confirm the amount of fake tits and asses, the higher this place moves up on my 'must visit soon' list. Nothing usurps Hong Kong, but this place has now moved ahead of Follies. Jesus Lord I MUST go here!!!
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7 years ago
Damn this sounds like my kind of club!!! Time to Google where ever the hell Pompano Beach is!
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7 years ago
85%???!!! Ok what percentage of them speak good enough English?
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7 years ago
I have a lot of problems with this club. Like you mentioned, everyone and their mom is expecting a tip. I can see tipping the waitress. But not the bouncer, the doorman, and every damn person wearing a suit. Last time here I gave the bouncer a $5 tip and he really tried to haggle me for more money. My money goes to the girls, not you!
Also, how many drinks did they force you to buy for the 30 minutes VIP? For me, they charged $100 freaking dollars for drinks. Ridiculous? Sapphire and Rhino both only $50. And the half hour was $300, not $200 like the other places. Seems like a rip off to me.
Mileage is the same as all the other Vegas clubs but this one just seems to come at a premium price.
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7 years ago
No such thing as a review that's too long. This was well done and nicely detailed.
I find it funny that you asked Rod how old he was when he complained that he finishes quicker than he'd like sometimes. Usually it's younger guys that have that problem.
It sucks to spend that much money and not bust. I'd be pretty disappointed. It seems that for you to get maximum enjoyment, you gotta have a girl who meets your requirements looks wise (phat ass) and who's into it. Like Papi said, maybe avoid the Cubans? That way there will be no language barrier. Find one you can actually converse with so she'll have an idea of what you like. Some of these girls actually DO want to give you a good time while separating you from your money. Doesn't sound like any of these girls did, except for that one whose body didn't really do it for you.
I'd say really use those table dances for testing more than just hygiene and try to get some kind of connection. Could prove to be the thing that puts you over the top finally. You're supposed to be leaving the VIP drained, damnit!
Looking forward to more of your reviews! Appreciate the detail you put into them.
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7 years ago
Sounds like this ain't my type of place either.
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7 years ago
Bay Area clubs suck ass, plain and simple. Especially San Jose. Why the hell would you pay $35 just to look? Rather watch porn for free at home. Even tourist trap Vegas clubs offer $20 good two way contact dances with plenty of ass and tit groping.
SF sucks also but at least you can do some touching at some clubs. My best experience in SF was at Centerfolds. They offer 2 for 1 dances at various times. You go to a room with decent privacy and a big bed type thing that you sit or lay on to do the dances. YMMV depending on the girl but I was able to throughly grope ass and tits with a couple of them. Out of all the Broadway SF clubs I had the best experience here.
Still, if you want a better strip club experience you absolutely have to venture out of Northern California. SoCal has some excellent clubs if you ever travel down that way.
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7 years ago
You absolutely CANNOT group all of California in with San Francisco's shitty strip clubs. There happens to be a lovely city in California named City of Industry with quite a few clubs. Clubs with regular lap dances where you can do all the groping and nipple sucking your heart desires. Clubs where for that $400 price you quoted you could have TWO trips to the VIP and come out extremely happy both times. SF clubs, you ain't getting anything like that.
In short it goes like this: SoCal strip clubs>>≥>>>>NorCal strip clubs.
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7 years ago
Excellent review but I concur with the above comment: touching boobs and ass on floor dances is usually always allowed. I'm thinking this dancer just said that to get you into VIP. Also, security usually doesn't give a damn what you're doing in VIP in terms of groping. When I'm in VIP at this Rhino I basically molest the girl for thirty straight minutes in a mix of tit grabbing, nipple sucking, ass grabbing, and grinding until I LDK. Never has security said a word to me.
Other than that, your review was spot on with my experiences there. Vampiness is the best I've ever experienced at any club.
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7 years ago
VIP at Sapphire for half hour is $200. Two drink minimum at $25 per so $250 total.
I'd guess he got special handling since it's kind of tough to get anything else. A BJ is out of the question in that VIP room. You could MAYBE pull off some RCG FS as long as you stayed in that position and were discreet about it. But that is quite risky. A girl willing to try that is a true freak.
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7 years ago
Fucking ultimate ROB! Name the dancer please! She should NEVER get business!
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7 years ago
If you live in that area you have a lot of options. I'm jealous tbh.
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7 years ago
Not everyone prefers her body enhancements. But what I think everyone would prefer is her aim to please attitude. For a person like me who enjoyed both her body and her attitude she's easily the best dancer I've ever been with.
Like you said before Rod, if only every dancer had her can do attitude. Strip clubs would be a lot more popular.