Reviews

I have been taking a break from the clubs for the most part lately but last month I was near shimmers and stopped in for a drink. Not too much going on but…

I've stopped in Sassy's a couple times before in the late afternoon and it seemed like a comfortable place to sit with a drink and chill with naked women. It was usually pretty slow. This…

So I know it's a Monday and I shouldn't expect too much but I have enjoyed other clubs on Mondays. This place is in an odd feeling location, I didn't get a good vibe even…

So I do go to Rouge on weekdays occasionally during the day for a little lunch and nudity break from work. (See my other review on this club).
I do like it at those times. This…

Stopped here on a Saturday night while on my way to meet some friends.
I jad an hour to kill and was right in the area.
The old town location between voodoo doughnuts and the Saturday market…

In my quest to visit every strip club in town the one thing I've noticed is regardless of the size, quality, area, prices, bathrooms etc. My enjoyment of the club is pretty much dependent on…

Driving home late on a Thursday night and wanted to stop at a club for a night cap and some nudity.
It was getting around that time when clubs often start turning people away or the…

I've been walking past this club for years during working hours without even considering going there on my lunch hour.
A few months ago the had a sidewalk sign advertising "free buffet with drink purchase".
Seemed worth…

Anyone who knows me knows I love a great unassuming divey kind of strip club where you can just drop in for a quick drink and watch some sweet naked ladies. Then off to where…

Been living in Portland fo 14 years and always heard about the grandeur of the Acropolis.
It's a bit out of my way but was in the area.
$4 cover on a Tuesday? WTF???
I didn't take…

This is just a cool place to hang. I went a few times when it was "the pitiful princess" because the name fascinated me. It's also close enough to my house to pop in for…