Comments by OldWhiteGuy

I can't find the picture you described but I have had nothing but GREAT experiences with Gianna!

Not sure how this got approved. Pretty much everything he said is incorrect. Girls are mostly 6 to 9 with a VERY rare 10. Prices for drinks and rooms are identical upstairs or downstairs. $25 and $35 single song LD are fairly standard in Providence. $50 to House and $100 to girl per 15 minutes is again similar to other spots with less attractive girls. If you waste her time at the bar, she deserves something but not $200. (Never heard of that) $300 for 15 minutes should get you a VERY good time in VIP. The Dancers that he says are all 8-10 he rates a 7 Saturday Night there are dozens of girls not 6-10 Club is is HOT then rates it a 1 This guy is full of shit!

I have no idea who Siada is but I'm sure that's a good thing.

Almost 100% agreement on your RECOMMEND/PASS opinions.

I start my Thursday visit on the 1st floor tipping the girls on stage. While we were doing so, we noticed a guy with no drink, no seat at the bar and no seat at a table. He wandered around checking out all the girls nad occassionally when one he liked took the stage, he'd sit at the stage with a few bucks in his hand and the dancer would come over to give him a little attention but the couple bucks would stay in his hand. We saw it happenat least 3 times. After we came back from lunch on the 2nd floor, he was still there. That's probably why they have a drink minimum!

I made a detour on my way home after my Thursday afternoon lunch date at Desire. I arrived around 7:30. I walked in, ordered a drink from Wendy and heard, "Xena to the High Top in one." By the time I got my drink and walked to the stage, a beautiful, young lady walked out from behind the oversized video screen. This slender brunette has long dark hair winding its way down her back to a delightful round bottom and dark brown eyes. She has manmade Cs, a flat stomach and perfectly toned legs. Absolutely, gorgeous! After tipping her at the stage, I asked if she would like to do a dance. She nodded her approval and upon leaving the stage, came over to me to go for that dance. The first song began and she stripped down to totally naked during the first four bars. Ithink she heard me gasp. Absolutely gorgeous. I would have paid just to look at her but she understood the assignment and delivered a very enjoyable LD. Did I mention that she was absolutely gorgeous?

I'll keep my eye out for her

I'm in the area a couple times a week. Do you know when she's there?

@Cheese: I was a Regular Type 1 when this place opened, A couple friends and I would come in once or twice a week and take ALL the girls for a couple songs (There were usually 8 or 9 working days then.) After a while as the crew grew, I had a rotation that included Natalie, Talia, Jasmine, Renesme, Sierra and if more than one of them was there, I would dance with the girl I hadn;t seen in the longest time. The girls knew the rotation and occassionally one would come up to me at the bar, give me a kiss and say, "It's Natalie's turn, She's in the dressing room. I'll let her know you're here." After I added Kai to the rotation, the more time I spent with Kai, the more time I wanted to spend with her. She became the primary subject of my affection and eventually became my regular, late Thursday lunch date and I became Regular Type 2. However, if we are spending time together and an "opportunity" walks in, she knows that I never want our extended visit to cost her money. Sometimes she'll go and sometimes she'll say, thanks but I'm done working for the day. There are some Type 3 reulars. The most popular are a "safe haven" for girls that aren't busy and will converse with them, buy them a drink and maybe tip them on stage. I think Ned is the most popular Type 3.

Maybe it's my movie star good looks or my dazzling personality (LOL) but Alicia has never asked for more than the initial fee.

I have a template that I add new information to and remove outdated information from. I try to keep up with the editting but I don't always succeed. If anyone knows if Tiffany has turned up at another club, let us all know.

First, I want to, "Second that emotion", on the rant. Yes, particularly during the dayshift, the girls will schedule regulars but none of them are booked for the entire shift. Plus, there are enough new girls being hired that haven't had time to develop a regular clientele. Second, lack of recommendation and your thumbs up or two thumbs up reflect my experience with the girls on your list with whom I have interacted. Third, as you stated, some of the girls have GPS...Golden Pussy Syndrome

Ages ago, Diana

Pretty much wrong about everything!

@ Jean Claude: Never on a daily basis but over time.... I was once told by a veteran dancer, to whom this theory applies, that I'm the most dangerous man in the club because I am so patient and because I know that sooner or later she's going to make a bad decision. @2 minutes for: I agree. A ROB is one that makes a promise (not a vague innuendo) that she doesn't keep or quotes a price then looks for more.

As the Stripper Rules state, "Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you!" So, In the 20 years of attendance I have only been "scammed" ( a promise not fulfilled) once. Since the dancer is no longer there, no need to name her.

To paraphrase ZZ Top, "She's got tits,,,and she knows how to use them!"

I don't look likeZak Efron, anymore, but I'm not hideous for an old white guy. The girls seem to appreciate that I am clean and smell good. One of the girls said that only about half the guys there meet those minimum standards.

Lisa is Asian and she is a spinner. Her limits are only limisted by YOUR available cash!

There is a VIP Section that is rarely used behind the first bar. However, since nobody buys a bottle of Champagne for the "Champagne Rooms" everyone calls the area to the left of the entrance the VIP Booths. That is where the action is NOT necessarily the single song booths in the SE corner of the club.

The VIP is where the action is.

I wa there Thursday, dayshift, with my ATF. We spend the first 45 minutes of my visit downstairs checking out the girls and tipping at the stage. We have noticed the "Kardashian Effect". with more girls (particularly Hispanic and Brazilians) carrying a large caboose. There has been an influx of new dancers as word gets around that this place has the biggest afternoon crowds in Providence so maybe there's hope for the spinners.

@blah Perhaps I was there too early because, as I said, a few more attractive dancers hit the floor as I was leaving

Everything availble in Providence is available here, IF you choose the right girl.

I guess I'm going to need to get a night visit planned to meet this Vivian!

As a resident BOOMER, my AGE and persona appearing to be "HARMLESS" is a big advantage with the girls that have DADDY issues!

@ Hungry because of the absence, I might not have up to the minute info. I haven't seen her in March but I do recall seeing her in February @ PAGS I saw Alana this past Thursday evening, Melissa and Bruna has been several weeks, Marina late February

I see you're still holding out hope that Piper comes back. I'll check this afternoon!!!

Could this be "Gulliver's Tavern"?

In my experience, Daytime is more about developing regulars. Girls will do a lap dance to introduce themselves and then a VIP. It is up to each girl to determine her limits in the VIP and she can have different limits with different customers. . (I always found it amusing when a guy said a certain girl was "No Extras" but I had her bent oer the couch the day before) The smarter girls establish a rapport with certain customers and cultivate a releationship that will bring him back for more and bring him back on a regular basis. The higher earners at Desire have a handful of regulars that they can count on to show up, often by appointment, every week and depending on the time demands, spend $300 to $1,000 on a REGULAR basis. When there is a break in her schedule, she can work the room or hang with some of the guys that regularly hang out at the bar and buy drinks but not dances. Night times, particularly weekend nights, it takes a little more hustle.

My experience with Diamond has been more talk than action

The stripclub is the ultimate example of capitalism. Every girl there is free to set her own price and her own boundaries. It is up to the consumers to decide if we are willing to pay the price for the services.

Remy does have the innocent look that makes the naughty even nicer!

If we're talking about the tiny blonde, she told me Helena

I've been a few times this year and when Anastasia is there, she is my first choice. Let's just say that she is very enthusiatic!

I've been told that, typically, Day Shift girls make their money by establishing a relationship with regulars that are going to come in, by appointment, once a week and spend time and money on that particular girl. Night Shift girls, typically, have fewer regulars and need to hustle more.

Mondays are the slowest of days and a lot of the girls won't work unless they have a Regular scheduled.

There are some inconsistencieshere: First, rating the girls 5 and then telling us they're better looking than Foxy. Second, there are 2 stage areas not several. Third, Lap Dances are behind a solid door and VIP has a louvered, folding door. Not a lot of accuracy!

There was a time that Fantasies was THE go to club for good looking women and tons of fun. The facility has huge possibilities but they can't seem to get things organized and moving upward.

You know there are two things that never change: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Your mileage may vary. I can say that for the girls recommended by Nelly and Skibum with whom I have had experience, I second the motion. The girls recommended by Nelly and Skibum with whom I have not had experience, I will put them on the To Do list for those times that the ATF isn't available.

A couple updates: Saw Rosalie...All blonde...still has the glasses I cut Stella from the report because I hadn't seen her...turns out I saw her but didn't recognize her While grabbung a bite upstairs Friday I met a pretty, thin blonde named Julani...Nice, tight, natural body with perky breasts and a cute round butt...excellent conversation

I've had a similar experience with Diamond. Cardinal sin is to over promise and not deliver. That puts you on the DND List. If you are up front, you'll probably get the dance anyway.

The only girl you mentioned with whom I have experience is Carmen and I totally agree that sheis fun and playful

Years ago a girl sat in her car in the Cadillac Lounge Parking lot and offered to go around the corner to the Home Depot parking lot for a BJ. I always assumed someone would be over there waiting to rob me!

Marlon Perkins....Mutual of Omaha!

Been there! Done that! Totally agree!

A few of the "regulars" did a Thursday afternoon visit, dinner on the Hill and a Thursday evening nightcap. Thursday nights were once the best nights here. You got the weekend girls without the weekend amateurs. The last couple years, Thursday fell off in numbers and quality.

I agree that the single song LD at FL is a little better but the VIP Service at Desire is much better and much more dependable. The way I look at it, as a day guy: The average staff days at FL is about 10 girls. 80% of them are 7s or better so that's 8 girls. The average staff days at CD is about 25 girls. 60% of them are 7s or better so that's 15 girls. The percentage is higher at Foxy but the raw number is higher at Desire. But, there is plenty of fun to be had at either location.

Funny how Hungry was there Friday from 7-9 and listed several very attractive dancers that were on duty and had a wonderful time and Yd was there and it was disappointing. Basd on the other review, the hot blonde with the bolt ons was probably Loren. I'm not doubting the veracity of either review but it shows how different an experience can be. Better luck next time!

I haven't been here for a while but it seems that the "talent level" has fallen off. I don't understand how they can have a talent shortage but still charge more for dances and VIP.

My go to club is in Providence but every once in a while I venture into the wilds of Woonsockett. My experience, usually on a Thursday night, has been similar.

Desire is typically $50 to the club and $100 to the girl for the basic bump and grind. Each level of "customization" of your experience is another $50/$100 depending on the girl. Fantasies is a little less. Caddy is a little more.

Didn't want to associate a specific to a specific Posts On Club Instagram I'm able to do this with Desire because the review is saved in word and I;m only adjusting the things that need adjusting (And because i'm there at least once a week)

I am primarily a day guy so many of those girls are unfamiliar to me but PRYA is a gem!

I've had experience with most of the girls you have mentioned and agree on your assessment. You mentioned Valerie, Renesme and Josey and all would be highly recommended by me for VIP. Your description of my ATF is spot on. It is perfect.

Very thorough and I would generally say, spot on. I have a set of rules that I have developed over the years: Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you! Stripper Rule #2: They don't necessarily keep a regular schedule. Stripper Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door. You are paying for the fantasy, so don't confuse the two. Stripper Rule #4: When a stripper tells you that she can't wait to see you again or that she has missed you so much...the YOU she is talking about is your wallet. (I'm not saying that the girls don't have favorite customers that they would prefer to see, but we are all customers) Stripper Rule #5: Bring in the amount of money you intend to spend and don't do the ATM machine. Stripper Rule #6: They don't come to your office and waste your time, so don't go to their "office" and waste theirs. Stripper Rule #7: It is time to leave when you run out of money or they turn on the lights. Stripper Rule #8: Don’t get drunk at a strip club. It makes you an easy target. Stripper Rule #9: It is her job to take your money. She will tell you what she thinks will induce you to spend more. A sad story, bad luck, impending doom, promises of future sexual adventure are all designed to get you to spend beyond your limit. Just as each girl has her right to define her limits, you need to define your limits. Stripper Rule #10: It’s okay to fall in lust but don’t fall in love. I always say, There job is to make us think that they can't live without us and our job is to give them our money. However, there are exceptions to all rules. My exception will celebrat our 9 years of friendship in March.

There's no sense in reviewing the CLUB without discussing your experience with dancers. You shouldn't be explicit and say so and so did this but you should say so and so looks like this or so and so was "fun to be with" or so and "so made promises she didn't keep" And, I agree, Josey is an excellent choice.

I've "met" Alicia and Anastasia. Do Scarlett, Kendall or Valentina provide the same entertainment in VIP?

Good job describing the the club and the staff.

A trusted friend tells me Amie is worht the trip to VIP. I have had very nice experiences with Remy and Josey as well.

It was jumping at CD

I disagree. I think the new boobs look and FEEL very natural.

Lucy has gone blonde and she is a sweetheart. A very wise stripper told me once that all of the customers make her happy. Some make her happy because they are arriving and some because they are leaving.

@ski... I used to love seeing aguy write about a girls that were fun but "NO EXTRAS" and thought, isn't that the girl I just bent over the couch and ...

You have captured the essence of the club. I know longer look like Zac Efron so I shouldn't be expecting Meghan Foxbut with a fist full of $20s, I am still one handsome son of a bitch!

You're wrong!

Racking my brain to guess who the "thick, short Asian chick", might be. Obviously not Lisa or Julissa who are thin almost skinny. Ella, Remy and Rio are taller and slender. Kelani is thick but not short. Could Sapphire be working a Sunday afternoon?

Nicolette put on a lot of weight and has been losing some over the past few months. Despite her reputation, my ATF says that she is always nice to her and she has been nice to me so everyone can judge based on their own experience. There is a constant influx of girls from other clubs. Particularly on the day shift when the traffic is significantly higher at Desire than all the other clubs. Winter, however, has been at Desire off and on for several years. This Cuban beauty's hair has gotten longer but her pretty face, lovely curves and enthusiastic performance have not changed. And, YES, Stevie is still there and still hot!

I agree with your assesment of most of the ladies. You are right that the goal is the VIP because that is where they make their money. I've been told, "I'm not going to have some guy slobber all over me for $25!" The day girls generally develop a relationship with regulars that tend to be older, I mean more mature , and spend time at the bar and in the VIP. The night girls have regulars but there are more young guys and more groups than during the day. I compare Amie and Yanna to Ivanka Trump. One is if Ivanka was a hooker and the other if Ivanka was an innocent young woman. I find them BOTH interesting! Kai is half and half. She's got an Asian face and a Hispanic butt! And she is one of the most wonderful girls I've ever met.

Evidently, I'm not as wordly as PAGS so I can only compare the Desire girls to other NE girls and Myrtle Beach. Based on your list, I would say your type is taller/bigger/curvier although Bruna has lost some weight, toned up and looks great but isn't as thick as Allana and Melissa and Marina has big naturals and an enhanced ass, she isn't as tall as the others. Setting aside my ATF (who worries if she gains a pound) there are other dancers that make your 5% that aren't overweight a little extreme. Aurora, Egypt, Diamond, Yasmine are attractive WOC with no extra poundage. Atlas and Lian are tall and slender as is Fabi. Kimi, Lisa, Cassie and Ivana are petite and waifish. Remy, Paula, Luisa and Vee have lovely bodies without an extra pound. Josey doesn't have enormous juggs but she is quite statuesque and a delight. Priya is very attractive and well worth a trip to VIP. Stevie/Lotus/Alice/Charlotte and Winter are pretty girls with nice proportional bodies that are interesting in conversation and VIP. I've described Amie as Ivanka Trump if she was a hooker (Very pretty, nice body, a little edge) Everyone has different tastes and everyone is attracted to different shapes, sizes and colors. Some guys like an extra few pounds. This place is like Baskin Robbins with 51 different flavors.

Nicely done!

Archie Bunker would be proud! I admire your absolute refusal to be politically correct!

She's been there forever! Big buxom blonde with great personality. BIG Red Sox fan!

I'm there almost every Thursday with the ATF for a lunch "date". I might have a different viewpoint on the stripclubs. Don't get me wrong, I like a BJ as much as the next guy and my understanding is there's an unlimited supply of them at CF. However, the girls that do well at Desire are the ones that not only fit the physical appeal of the customer but also have a personality. (For example...QueenCarmen!)

I too find Josie very attractive. Nice body, pretty face and fun personality. She is near the top of the list of dancers if the ATF is not there. Sheena is still ABSOLUTELY NO EXTRAS and that is getting very rare.

Maybe it's me but I've not found Priya's pricing excessive. Or, maybe she's just using me to get to the ATF! As the song says, "Keep on using me, till you use me up!"

Great review. Among the gils you mentioned, my gavorite is Priya. She is smokin' hot but doesn't act like a snob. @RonJax2: It's 15 minutes at $50/$100 if you want to "customize" your experience I'd consider $50 to $100 for each upgrade. Some upgrades are only available on the 30 minute model.

Couldn't agree more about Patti! I've seen some of the ladies mentioned and interacted with a few (Tatianna and Alicia) but if you enjoy their "company" you will love Anastasia.

@parks: I see the lust for Remy. After the Thursday lunch date with the ATF, occassionally, some of the guys will have dinner on the Hill. Twice I've come back and done a VIP with Remy. I see the attraction of Novaline. I know there is no there,there but I have had a couple nice no extra dances in the past. @Nelly: I think Pauola and Luisa are the two with a similar look. Pauola looks a little smaller and younger but Luisa looks a little "tighter". I think the 4 blonde Asians are Remy, Jelani, Ella and Keylani

Lately, I have done "double dates" with the girls my ATF finds attractive and she encourages them to "work me over". In the past, I have had some unbelievable duos. I started to describe a couple and figured it wasn't a good idea but I will say most of them included all three of us totally pleased and totally spent.

I remember going to the Naked Eye or the Two O'Clock. I was young but I knew, mind your own business nd you were fine. In those days it gave me just the right amount of sexual excitement and fear!

I have never met Emma so I cannot comment on her looks or her skills BUT in 20 years of Desire"Dates" I have done VIPs that included girls of every flavor. I have done VIPs with girls that were 10's for looks or 10's for sexiness or 10s for skills (And a couple that I'd say were all three) and I have never been asked for (and certainly wouldn't pay) $1,000 for a half an hour. Unless there's more than one participant!

Zero "actionable intelligence".

@blah: I repeat the information because this club gets about 15 reviews a month. For a new guy, all the basic information is in the single review and for the experienced guy, they know to scroll down to the *Girls* and look for the #. I physically describe the girls I see and "rate" the girls I have experience with @@@ which should be interpreted as "Good", "Very Good" and "Great" which could be further interpreted. I think the crowd size and guy to girl ratio is a good idea and will put that in my next update. The ROB thing is beyond my experience because the one girl that ever did that with me is gone. You still might be a douche but expressing your opinion wouldn't be the reason!

@minnow: The reason I give the long list is because guys that aren't "regulars" that might read this can get a layout of the club and using my description of the girls ask about specific girls that my description matches their "type". A spinner fan knows to ask about Renesme or Ivanna or Lisa and a Latina luva knows to search out Antonia, Bruna Gigi or Jules.

Pretty nice line-up. Maybe a Tuesday evening sojourn is in the making.

Sorry you've got the blahs, blah. It is a monthly update that adds new girls that I have seen since the last review and deletes any girls I have NOT seen since the last review. The majority of it is cut and paste but there's a little tid bit at the end that changes each time. I coyuld write 15 or 20 lines about "What I did on my trip to the stripclub" but, generally, the response to my reviews are positive because there's a lot of information is in one place for the "casual" customer.

I think you made my point regarding Stripper Rule #1...Your Mileage May Vary! When I first found this site, I remember a guy telling everyone about this beautiful girl that was fun but no extras and I'm thinking, is this the same girl that made my toes girl last Tuesday?

As you can tell, the majority of my time is spent with the ATF and has been for years. However, when I am there and she is not, I've had some nice visits with the other girls. If you are there on a Thursday, the girls know who I am. If we have the drink, the best stories would be from the old days that Kai describes as, "When you were a ho !"

Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you! "Forgetting the girl's name to keep her for yourself is the silliest thing I've heard. They are providing a fantasy and they will provide it for whomever is willing to pay for it. I'm not saying that the girls don't have favorite customers the way that we have favorite dancers. I'm just saying that no one is "going steady"!

Hate to disagree with Nelly but this "review" is pretty useless. There's no bar outside. The girls are 2-9 so 2 isn't outside your cup of tea and 9 isn't a smokeshow (10's are a unicorn) Everyone gets a double shot unless you specifically ask for a single Doesn't remember any names, including the girl with GPS that thinks she's worth $600 This is one of the most reviewed clubs on the site so a higher standard is expected.

I don't expect all the reviews to have an encyclopedic accounting of every detail about the club, staff and strippers but some basics would go a long way. Perhaps include a brief description of the basic layout, the prices (drinks, dances, VIP), a description of the girls you saw, a not TOO specific description of the services received and any advice to those that may be going there in the future.

You joined in August, your first review is about Hi- Liter and your second review is bashing Desire. No possible way you're the dessert douche!!!!!

The "Staff" is what I typically find after Wednesday afternoon golf down the street. There is a smaller crew but NONE that don't belong there.

Thoroughly enetertained by your review and the completely politically incorrect description of the ladies and the services. There are several current or former Desire's Dancers that have ventured into the Porn industry. It can be fun when you see them and say, "Been there! Done that!".

I'm not calling it a shill review because Desire doesn't do shill reviews. However, there are way too many mistakes in this review to consider it legit. Lust prices and Desire prices are exactly the same. There is no such thing as a "Tab" at Desire. There is no such thing as a "Free Drink" with a VIP unless you are paying $160 or up for a bottle of Champagne which buys you an hour in the "Champagne Room". (And, if someone was getting a free drink for the CR, wouldn't it be me?) You don't pay the $140 for 15 minutes to the Timekeeper.

Same as any other tipping situation.

Everyone knows that I am a frequent visitor to Desire and although I spend the vast majority of my time with Kai, there are several other dancers there that "ring my bell". Carmen and her friend Josie are among them.

Did anyone else notice that there were two reviews for Friday afternoon at Fantasies and the description of the experience was polar opposites? I was there Friday afternoon and the "DEAD" review is more accurate.

Patti being the best part of the club is exactly right! There are some good looking girls there but not on the scale of CD or Foxy.

All the descriptions are accurate and succunct. Piper might be done. (Haven't seen her (except in civilian attire at the Party) for over a month.

Macy

Regarding your review: Each of the girls you described, with whom I am familiar, was described accurately. It is Remy and she has a shy personality, a beautiful face, a very nice body and skin like butter! I agree that Josie is fun in and out of the VIP. After Buck's comment I thought about it for a bit and have two points in rebuttal. Although the percentage of 7's and up may belower at Desire, the sheer number working the typical shift provides more 7's and up than any of the other clubs. About 70% of the reviews for RI are reviews of Desire. About 30% are all the other six clubs combined. I think that's because Desire is the most popular club in RI

I too am stunned about the dance with Carmen. The fact that it was a Saturday night is also unusual because Carmen is usually days. I have had nothing but positive experiences with Carmen.

It's a Chelsea I've seen for months. For those that have asked, the list of girls includes girls I've seen at the club since my last review. Piper isn't there because I have not seen her since my last review. Maze isn't there because I have never seen her. (Except on the Instagram Stories) That's why I make the closing statement...I don't know them all!

A couple of the Stripclub Rules I have found useful over the years: Stripper Rule #5: Bring in the amount of money you intend to spend and don't do the ATM machine. Stripper Rule #8: Don’t get drunk at a strip club. It makes you an easy target. Once at Mario's in Johnston I violated those rules, simultaneously. It cost me enough to remember to never do it again!

This is the third or fourth time I've heard that Sunday Nights have become more popular and better staffed. Sounds like you had a good time. "Sweet" is not an unusual quality. Many of the young ladies I know here are sweet.

Club Desire I am at Club Desire 90% of the time and during the day 90% of that. The day shift at Desire has added at least a dozen new girls in the past couple of weeks because the traffic is 4 or 5 times what it is at other clubs. There are typically 25 to 30 girls there so while the girls I would consider 7's and up is about 60% that's double the girls than the 70% of ten girls at Foxy. The Foxy in Brockton, now Boardroom Cabaret, IMHO, has a better crew than Providence

Any night between 6:30 and 8:30 is slow because it's shift change. Day girls have to be gone by 7:30 and Night girls have to be in by 8:30. A typical Friday afternoon has 20 to 30 girls and a typical Friday night has 30 or more. Girls are leaving other clubs (particularly day girls) because of lack of traffic. I don't generally do Friday nights but recent Thursday nights after dinner with the guys, I've found a very diverse and interesting line-up.

Although the percentage of 7's an up is higher here, the raw number is higher at CD. The extra $5 or $10 is worth the privacy. VIP here has been lame since the LE interference.

I've found that on an afternoon that Foxy has 7-10 dancers, they are 90% 7 or better. On an aftenoon when Desire has 20 - 25 dancers, they are 60% 7 or better. BUT, 90% of 7 - 10 is 6-9 and 60% of 20 - 25 is 12 - 15. So percentage is higher at Foxy but number is bigger at Desire. And, of course, some of the girls I think are 6's, you may think are 10's.

Succinct and efficient Good review

Well done! I don't know all the girls you mentioned but the ones I do know were describedperfectly.

Ivanna is the Gold Standard as far as providing the Stripclub Fantasy!

I have been a participant in a "Double Date" with Carmen and another dancer and it worth the price of admission. The VIP downstairs has a loveseat and enough room for all to participate. If you are a Lust member, there is more than enough room. And ski, remember that these are typically "DAY" girls so I'm guessing the 30% factor is irrelevant!

The guys approving this are the problem. We all have ways to "infer" the experience without being explicit. When someone is naming names and specific actions the review should be rejected,

Gigi and Jewel are the sisters. Gigi is a little more curvy but both are very attractive. During a similar "Hall Pass" I did VIP with Remy, Josie and Prya. Each one was better than the one before. However, none rival the ATF!

She has been featured on the Desire Instagram site

Kendra is hot (as is Linda) but House Moms and Bartenders do not do VIP.

@ Nelly: The Asian with the pinkish/blonde dye job is Ella. Tall, thin, not a lot of make-up and very quiet. Another thicker Asian with blonde hair is Kelani. (Not the Kelani that left and returned as Sapphire) Remy told me she only works nights.

I have had a couple of very nice experiences with Nicolette but I have also seen the bitchy side. When I mention to the ATF that I was there when she was not (I give her a heads up so other girls can't bust her chops about it) the ATF says that Nicolette has always been nice to her. And as Mrprov said, the dances are fantastic.

Weekend day shift is hit or miss. I've been there and been amazed at all the girls working and disappointed because none of my favorites were there. There aren't as many girls as Wednesday -Friday which I consider the best days for talent.

Ivana is holding the new boobs hostage. If you want to see them, you have to do a VIP. Attendance at the Party wasn't mandatory but the girls got a lot of pressure to attend. Kai is not a fan of loud and crowded, which is why she opted out. After dinner at Mare rooftop, I spent a couple hours at the party and observed the same thing. The rides and games were a big hit with the girls and watching them act like "girls" in the sexy one piece brought back memories of my youth! I recently found out that Gigi and Jewel are sisters which excuses my inability to tell them apart unless I see them at the same time. Maybe she looks different is because you're seeing both of them.

V is a very slender, attractive young Brazilian with after market D's and is one of a dozen or so new, younger, thinner girls added to the roster over the past few weeks. Carmen is a doll. She is fun to be with in and out of the VIP. The afternoon House Mom yesterday was the former bartender, Kendra. The hottest "Granny" I know.

Priya told me that she started working Mondays because it is less busy and more time to chat and chill. That may be your opportunity.

@ Stevie: It's Lisa and the VIP should go well. Amy is a hot (I call her "If Ivanka was a hooker" but I heard from a reliable source that she has GPS Priya is a gem! As you saw, extremely attractive and delightful conversation AND fun in VIP.

@ski: My initial dance with Remy was very nice. We made some progress overcoming her shyness. It reminded me of the shy girl I met 8 years ago.

Luv If Ivanka Trump was a hooker Not Latina

@Pat: I didn't notice highlights but her being shy could be misinterpreted as unapproachable. I had to take the initiative to approach her and I am glad I did!

@Techman: VIP was nude.

@Square: Most of this is a saved Word document. The first 5 sections a have been edited a bit but basically stay the same. The dancer list in the template includes about 100 girls I have seen at the club and 40 girls with whom I have interacted. For each review, I add new girls and delete girls I haven't seen since the last review. The original document took a couple hours. The revised review takes about 15 minutes.

I've never met Diana If the Maria of whom you speak is a petite AA with a pretty face and a great body... Two tries got me nowhere.

What Nelly said!

Go to the clubs page and start a discussion where it says Questions and Answers

@ luv:Becoming "accepted" isn't difficult. If you have a typical day, say Tuesday evening, you will see a lot of the same girls and staff each visit. Find the girl or two that pique your interest, tip at the stage and do a dance or two. You are now, a regular!

According to a reliable source about 100 between day and night shifts

I think it was Ashanti that is the young AA dancer that rang my bell!

I just figured out that Anastasia is ASHANTI! Hey, I got the A right!

Sooner or later, the truth comes out!

She is not a fan of big and loud. That's why she works days.

I went after dinner with the ATF I thought they did a great job Wall to wall Even saw some "retired" strippers from the past

I have a template stored in Word. For each review, I go to that template and add the new girls I've seen or interacted with and delete the girls I haven't seen for a while. I do a little "Last Visit" story and it's done. Sometimes I mix up girls that look similar (Honey and Isabella, Lotus and Alice, Jewel and GG) but for the most part, I can keep track of who's who.

You're assuming I haven't asked!

I'M 70 I RIDE!

Obviously, valet parking. The Club will be open and all the ammenities inside will be available. It's all hands on deck and the vast majority of girls will be doing a shift. (They got some pressure if they didn't sign up) I'm told: The girls were issued a white, one piece bathing suit with the French cut for outside. The girls will be circulating outside and "working" inside. The set-up includes a dunk tank, a mechanical bull, small rides, food trucks and a DJ. Hungry spends a lot of time castigating the "old" guys. I'm sure it must be the result of psychologicl scars from the past!

@Hungry: Under most circumstances, I'd agree with you. Under most circumstances, I'd be warning a guy about Stripper Rules. But, there are exceptions to every rule and she is mine! By the way, I recently met Miley and she is a very attractive blonde.

I stop by late afernoon occassionaly. I haven't walked in to more than 6 or 8 girls in months. It is said to see the slow death of a once booming club.

The "festivities" are outside this year so it will be different than any previous party. I will be there out of curiosity in how they are going to pull it off in the parking lot.

YES!

Although I am not a fan of after market mellons, Renesme with the new boobs still looked and felt natural. (IMHO) I'll have to test Ivana's but they look a little big. She is a gem...one in a million. We are approaching 8 years of fun and games and, most importantly, friendship. In fact, I'll be heading down for our "Lunch Date" shortly.

@ski: I'm not sure she ruined it but they are a little too big for her slender figure. Renesme got fakes a couple years ago and didn't overdo it so they look natural. My ATF was talking about it a while back and I'm glad she decided to stay all natural.

She is not NEW but parts of her are. Ivanna has returned... With new boobs!

I saw Prya Wednesday the 5th

I am a firm believer that the Day Crew at Desires M-F is more attractive than the Night Crew.

The ranking is based on the ratings given with the reviews. Evidently, Desire reviewers give it higher marks than other clubs.

@ Sicilian: the girls below 30 may want the young stud but the girls over 30 know that the young stud is more trouble because of he is a young stud and he's got the I'm pulling you attitude. The girls that have been doing this for a while, particularly the afternoon girls, want to develop a regular clientel because they realize that a lovestruck 65 year old with lots of disposable income is less work with a higher return. As told to me by one of my favorites, "You are dangerous. You come in here, flirt with everyone and never pressure any girl on her boundaries. You're generous and patient. Because, you know that sooner or later we'll make a bad decision and you'll get everything you want." It's worked for 50 years!!!!

Stripclubs have naked women, alcohol and sports on TV. If you're not having fun, it's your own damn fault!

The Sicilian is obviosly taking a shot at me in his comment so let me tell you that I have no illusions. When a grown man talks about "dirty stares" and "stares like a dagger", it is a bit ludicrous! I mentioned the circumstances I have personally encountered to illustrate that I have never had to deal with petty jealousies nor the "stares like a dagger" that a couple guys are fixated on. I do have a long and illustrious career as a stip club enthusiast, It started at 17 and I'll be 70 soon. I think that experience gives me some insight into how the game is layed. Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you! Stripper Rule #2: They don't necessarily keep a regular schedule. Stripper Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door. You are paying for the fantasy, so don't confuse the two. Stripper Rule #4: When a stripper tells you that she can't wait to see you again or that she has missed you so much...the YOU she is talking about is your wallet. (I'm not saying that the girls don't have favorite customers that they would prefer to see, but we are all customers) Stripper Rule #5: Bring in the amount of money you intend to spend and don't do the ATM machine. Stripper Rule #6: They don't come to your office and waste your time, so don't go to their "office" and waste theirs. Stripper Rule #7: It is time to leave when you run out of money or they turn on the lights. Stripper Rule #8: Don’t get drunk at a strip club. It makes you an easy target. Stripper Rule #9: It is her job to take your money. She will tell you what she thinks will induce you to spend more. A sad story, bad luck, impending doom, promises of future sexual adventure are all designed to get you to spend beyond your limit. Just as each girl has her right to define her limits, you need to define your limits. Stripper Rule #10: It’s okay to fall in lust but don’t fall in love.

TO ALL: I have been doing this for a long time. I have not found a better club in New England. I have been coming here once or twice a week since it opened. I was here when the day crew was 6 or 8 girls. I used to sit at the bar with those girls and rotate through for LDs. I had a five girl afternoon rotation (Natalie, Renesme, Sierra, Talia, Jasmine) that would tell me whose turn it was. I now have a weekly "date" with my ATF going on 8 years but spend time with other girls if I happen by and she's not working. I have had one (1) VIP when what was promised was not delivered! I have had NO jealousy rants and that includes Nicolette because I explained the situation when I asked her for the dance. We're seeing a barrage of negativity from two posters. I'm guessing the negativity is more about them than the Desire Dancers!

Maybe someone is a little too sensitive!