Reviews by malort

Penn's Port Pub is a small place with street parking only. It's located near Ikea, Best Buy, Target, and a couple other strip clubs. When you walk in, the vibe is immediately that of a…

Daydreams is housed in a giant busted out building that looks like its best days were 50+ years ago. The parking lot is surrounded by high fences with barbed wire so it looks to be…

Visited Creekside on a Friday night, first time out there. It's out of the way in an industrial area with a large standalone building and massive parking lot, so plenty of parking. On entering you…

It's been a couple of years since I've reviewed this club so I thought I'd post an updated review with details about their pandemic protocols. They now close at midnight (last call is at 11pm) and…

I don't have much to add to my complete description in my last review. Although some clubs in Philly proper have re-added bar seating, this club (which is in an adjacent county) still has spaced…

I was not previously a fan of this place but I decided to give it another shot since it reopened during the pandemic. Owing to being in Bucks County, they opened earlier in the pandemic…

First visit back after reopening during the pandemic. Hours are reduced to 11am - midnight each day. I made it in before 7pm on a Friday, which is when they start manning the door and charging…

I found myself in the Bristol area and had previous had a good time at one of their other locations, so I stopped by here at about 6:30PM on a Wednesday night. The parking lot…

First time visiting this club. I went on a Friday night because I saw on their social media that Lexi Belle was going to be performing a stage show that night. I didn't have much…

I've been here a few times now so I'm posted an overall review based on what I've learned about the place. On arrival, parking is free and plentiful, at least on weeknights. The lot is quite…

Not much has changed here since my last review. The club continues to operate on "winter hours" despite it being summer, meaning they are closed on Sunday and Monday. They experimented with opening at 6…

Made it to the Barrel on a weeknight since I was in the area and a bit burnt out on other upstate clubs. First of all, Barrel is not a dump but it's also not…

I decided to see if anything has changed here because I heard the previous General Manager has left and a newer guy is in charge. Nope, it's even worse than before. They continue to maintain their…

Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor redecorating of the "suites", one of which is…

I traveled to this club just because I'm getting tired of the Syracuse scene and wanted to see what else is out there. I have to say that I've been some rough places in my…

So Paradise Found continues to evolve its business model, I suppose in a desperate effort to stay afloat since no one is spending money in this club. I mentioned in my previous review that they have…

The facility itself is clean and efforts have seemingly been made to update it with the new ownership and branding. It's in a not-terrible area of the city. Industrial, but feels safer than some areas…

Some physical things have changed at PF since my last review. They have performed remodels on their VIP suites which now have some different themes. They have removed carpet and installed poles in all the…

Visited on a Monday night with a small group of guys and got their free limo service. Of course they radio ahead and the club lines up girls to accost you when you walk in.…

Visited Palomino on a Saturday evening and it was a bit deader than usual. A couple of the dancers mentioned it was normal for the holiday season but it did pick up after 10pm The quality…

PF sadly continues to be in decline. They are now closed on Mondays and Tuesdays, and when you go in you are overwhelmed by the number of dancers working and the virtual lack of customers.…

I visited Alpine again late on a Saturday night to see if anything has changed. As with other times I've visited, there are a couple dancers who seem quite desperate to sell VIP dances and…

I decided to try Alpine again on a whim when I happened to be out late (past midnight) on a Wednesday night in Syracuse. I paid the cover and went in and saw a pretty…

I made another trip to Kuma's on a Saturday night which is supposed to be more lively with more dancers and customers. Well there are definitely more customers, but there were still fewer than five…

Visited Union Jacks after midnight on a Saturday and the place was so packed it seemed like you could barely move around. It was difficult to get to the bar, but I have to credit…