malort

Central Jersey

Reviews by malort

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  3 years ago
  Penns Port Pub

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Local dive bar with a stage

  Penn's Port Pub is a small place with street parking only. It's located near Ikea, Best Buy, Target, and a couple other strip clubs. When you walk in, the vibe is immediately that of...
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  3 years ago

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  chimera422
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  3 years ago
  Daydreams

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Good variety and left satisfied

  Daydreams is housed in a giant busted out building that looks like its best days were 50+ years ago. The parking lot is surrounded by high fences with barbed wire so it looks to...
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  3 years ago

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  zachsydney
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  3 years ago
  Creekside Cabaret

  Hatfield, Pennsylvania
  Chill place with decent talent

  Visited Creekside on a Friday night, first time out there. It's out of the way in an industrial area with a large standalone building and massive parking lot, so plenty of parking. On entering...
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  3 years ago

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  malort
• review

  4 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Post pandemic opening, fewer girls

  It's been a couple of years since I've reviewed this club so I thought I'd post an updated review with details about their pandemic protocols. They now close at midnight (last call is at 11pm)...
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  4 years ago

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  malort
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  4 years ago
  Club Risque

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  The strip club with no strippers

  I don't have much to add to my complete description in my last review. Although some clubs in Philly proper have re-added bar seating, this club (which is in an adjacent county) still has...
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  4 years ago

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  PeterGriffin000
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  4 years ago
  Club Risque

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Reopening visit

  I was not previously a fan of this place but I decided to give it another shot since it reopened during the pandemic. Owing to being in Bucks County, they opened earlier in the...
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  4 years ago

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  malort
• review

  4 years ago
  Club Risque Philadelphia

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  First time back during covid

  First visit back after reopening during the pandemic. Hours are reduced to 11am - midnight each day. I made it in before 7pm on a Friday, which is when they start manning the door and...
• review

  5 years ago
  Club Risque

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Low class and no interaction

  I found myself in the Bristol area and had previous had a good time at one of their other locations, so I stopped by here at about 6:30PM on a Wednesday night. The parking...
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  5 years ago

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  ginotheginny
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  5 years ago
  Club Risque Philadelphia

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Porn Star night

  First time visiting this club. I went on a Friday night because I saw on their social media that Lexi Belle was going to be performing a stage show that night. I didn't have...
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  5 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Decent upscale time

  I've been here a few times now so I'm posted an overall review based on what I've learned about the place. On arrival, parking is free and plentiful, at least on weeknights. The lot is...
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  5 years ago

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  Skeets2
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  5 years ago
  Paradise Found

  Syracuse, New York
  Uninspired Tuesday night

  Not much has changed here since my last review. The club continues to operate on "winter hours" despite it being summer, meaning they are closed on Sunday and Monday. They experimented with opening at...
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  6 years ago
  Barrel

  Rochester, New York
  Worth a stop

  Made it to the Barrel on a weeknight since I was in the area and a bit burnt out on other upstate clubs. First of all, Barrel is not a dump but it's also...
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  6 years ago
  Paradise Found

  Syracuse, New York
  Earlier hours but food is bad and company is worse

  I decided to see if anything has changed here because I heard the previous General Manager has left and a newer guy is in charge. Nope, it's even worse than before. They continue to maintain...
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  6 years ago
  Kuma Charmers

  Ithaca, New York
  Horrible state of affairs here

  Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor redecorating of the "suites", one of which...
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  6 years ago

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  knight_errant
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  7 years ago
  Whoosah Lounge

  Fulton, New York
  Sketchy, wouldn't go back

  I traveled to this club just because I'm getting tired of the Syracuse scene and wanted to see what else is out there. I have to say that I've been some rough places in...
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  7 years ago
  Paradise Found

  Syracuse, New York
  More changes include aggressive hustle

  So Paradise Found continues to evolve its business model, I suppose in a desperate effort to stay afloat since no one is spending money in this club. I mentioned in my previous review that they...
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  7 years ago
  Castle Red

  Binghamton, New York
  Poor Attitudes

  The facility itself is clean and efforts have seemingly been made to update it with the new ownership and branding. It's in a not-terrible area of the city. Industrial, but feels safer than some...
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  7 years ago
  Paradise Found

  Syracuse, New York
  Remodels And Updates

  Some physical things have changed at PF since my last review. They have performed remodels on their VIP suites which now have some different themes. They have removed carpet and installed poles in all...
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  7 years ago
  Crazy Horse III (CH3)

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  Still high hustle, but hot

  Visited on a Monday night with a small group of guys and got their free limo service. Of course they radio ahead and the club lines up girls to accost you when you walk...
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  7 years ago
  Palomino

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  Still the best in Vegas

  Visited Palomino on a Saturday evening and it was a bit deader than usual. A couple of the dancers mentioned it was normal for the holiday season but it did pick up after 10pm The...
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  7 years ago
  Paradise Found

  Syracuse, New York
  Not much action

  PF sadly continues to be in decline. They are now closed on Mondays and Tuesdays, and when you go in you are overwhelmed by the number of dancers working and the virtual lack of...
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  7 years ago
  Alpine Gentleman's Club

  Syracuse, New York
  Declining atmosphere

  I visited Alpine again late on a Saturday night to see if anything has changed. As with other times I've visited, there are a couple dancers who seem quite desperate to sell VIP dances...
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  8 years ago
  Alpine Gentleman's Club

  Syracuse, New York
  High hustle

  I decided to try Alpine again on a whim when I happened to be out late (past midnight) on a Wednesday night in Syracuse. I paid the cover and went in and saw a...
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  8 years ago
  Kuma Charmers

  Ithaca, New York
  Tired and low standards

  I made another trip to Kuma's on a Saturday night which is supposed to be more lively with more dancers and customers. Well there are definitely more customers, but there were still fewer than...