Thursday’s at Tiffany’s

I went a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday night about 6:00 pm and stayed through shift-change until around 11:00. The cover was $11, or 20 if you want a VIP wristband. I think the extra $9 is a good deal on entry, but might not pay the full 20 to upgrade later. Drinks were $7-8, normal strip club prices. The main room is a rectangle, with a bar to he right on the short side as you walk in, and the dance area along the back wall at the far end. The LD couches are open to the main room, but you can’t really see much from any distance away. Action in the back corner is just not visible except to someone walking by or gettin a dance next to you. There is a patio, but August is hot as fuck in San Antonio, so mostly dancers/patron just ran out for a quick smoke. There is a line of couches along the wall set up like the lap dance wall; makes me wonder if you could get a dance out there when the weather is good, or if they just had extra furniture. The VIP area is a smaller rectangular room behind the main seeding area and on your left as you enter the main room. There’s not much extra privacy if there are other customers in there, and the dances are 2X whatever that night’s rate is. There is a main stage and in the middle of the long wall, and two satellite stages. One is practically in the lap dance area, the other is on the side by the bar. The two times I’ve gone I thought the club was warmer than expected. Not uncomfortable, just not strip club cold. Maybe the AC struggles in the summer?

Dancers are mixed, but the mix definitely leans to Latina. It’s San Antonio, so this really just reflects the city. I did not meet or talk to a Cuban at Tiffany’s; at some SAT clubs there are a lot of aggressive Cuban ladies that don’t speak much English. The ladies at the club also tend toward the more seasoned and slightly thicker than at some high end clubs, but it’s not too far out of line for this area. On the plus side, a lot of the ladies do great acrobatics on the poles, and that always entertains me. There were one or two young skinny types if that’s your thing, though they seems to stay fairly busy. Dancer will eventually approach you, but this is not a great club to just wait around hoping the one you have your eye on will talk to you. There are plenty of dancers, but a lot of customers too, and the customers come to spend their $5s and $10s; if you just want to look their are plenty of more expensive clubs to not get lap dances at.

The dances really are $5. On my first visit my dancer told me she only did $10 dances, but she was worth it (she was). This visit I tried out several dancers in on the wall in the main area, and they were perfectly acceptable and likely to do the job. At 5$ you end up getting multiple dances every time, and even if you aren’t into the dancer you are likely to throw some good money after the bad. None balked at the $5 dances, though the VIP wristband marks you as possibly willing to spend a little more. I did a couple VIP dances with a cute freckled redhead with good contact and a successful conclusion, but the best part was was being free to try out a lot of dancers. I don’t think I spent any less here, but it went a lot further. The strippernomics fascinates me. I think the dancers here are willing to do the cheaper dances because they know they’ll get a lot of them, rather than sit around for hours on a weeknight at other clubs with fewer customers.