JimGassagain

Pastrami on rye after 10 PM. I wish to find a club that serves my favorite sandwich late at night. Like George Costanza says, "I find pastrami the most sensual of cured meats" and I couldn't agree more. The closest thing I've found on the road is all the food trucks outside the Portland clubs, but they close down so early. Pastrami with bacon, and wash it down with a Voodoo donut is simply scrumptious and helps me sleep until noon. Only then will my attention be able to turn to strippers with the little time I have from my family of 5 kids and my smoking hot wife Jeannie. She doesn't call me fat, she just says there's more to love. That's what the strippers say about my wallet!