Reviews

11 reviews by crackamonkey2001

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, TX

No extras, but good

So the bad: I've been here twice. The first time I ordered nachos and they were mediocre! Also no extras have been offered either time I went here even after I dropped hints. I mean maybe I…

8 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

A good club if you have some cash

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went to this club after work. It's a bit of a drive but I've heard good things. When I got to the club there was no parking available in the front and I was actually…

8 yrs ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

black and white

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Okay so ill start things off by saying the girls are really attractive. The talent on display here was ridiculous. As others have said, there are a lot of cubans, BUT cubans come in all…

9 yrs ago

The Cabaret Men's Club

Corpus Christi, TX

Dont come here on Sundays

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Im not from Corpus but I was swinging through town and got a hankerin. I typed in strip club in google map and came here. There's free, ample parking in the back. There was pretty…

9 yrs ago

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

VIP

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So this review is really an addendum to my previous review. I promised that I may try the VIP and report back. I did it and since there are almost no reviews detailing what happens…

9 yrs ago2

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

first houston club

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This was my first ever houston strip club. My only real experience comes from clubs down in the valley that are a little more "rustic". I say that because I was thoroughly impressed by the…

9 yrs ago

Hi Five Club

Houston, TX

so this is what sadness is...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I went out to an event on Saturday and left sometime around 2am. I wanted to do something afterwards so I wandered into one of these K-bar things down on the infamous telephone road.…

9 yrs ago

Stilettos Cabaret

Pharr, TX

pretty good if you have cash and aren't expecting much

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've visited and reviewed 3 valley clubs. I think this club may have the highest number of what would be deemed "attractive" girls. There were at least 3 girls I would consider legitimately good looking,…

9 yrs ago

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, TX

Sometimes the older ones work harder...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So like others said this club is by the interstate. It's actually next to a jack in the box. I felt kind of weird walking from the back parking lot into the club with the…

9 yrs ago

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, TX

Not bad at all

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This club is a little nicer than I was led to believe. My impression from reading other reviews was that this was a bit of a dive. It's actually quite nice. I was charged a…

10 yrs ago

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, TX

Bang for your buck

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So this place is a little out of the way. It's the kind of rundown, seedy dive you hear about in a country song. There's a 15 dollar cover. I walked in and paid my…

10 yrs ago2