Reviews by crackamonkey2001

So the bad: I've been here twice. The first time I ordered nachos and they were mediocre! Also no extras have been offered either time I went here even after I dropped hints. I mean maybe I…

I went to this club after work. It's a bit of a drive but I've heard good things. When I got to the club there was no parking available in the front and I was actually…

Okay so ill start things off by saying the girls are really attractive. The talent on display here was ridiculous. As others have said, there are a lot of cubans, BUT cubans come in all…

Im not from Corpus but I was swinging through town and got a hankerin. I typed in strip club in google map and came here. There's free, ample parking in the back. There was pretty…

So this review is really an addendum to my previous review. I promised that I may try the VIP and report back. I did it and since there are almost no reviews detailing what happens…

This was my first ever houston strip club. My only real experience comes from clubs down in the valley that are a little more "rustic". I say that because I was thoroughly impressed by the…

I went out to an event on Saturday and left sometime around 2am. I wanted to do something afterwards so I wandered into one of these K-bar things down on the infamous telephone road.…

I've visited and reviewed 3 valley clubs. I think this club may have the highest number of what would be deemed "attractive" girls. There were at least 3 girls I would consider legitimately good looking,…

So like others said this club is by the interstate. It's actually next to a jack in the box. I felt kind of weird walking from the back parking lot into the club with the…

This club is a little nicer than I was led to believe. My impression from reading other reviews was that this was a bit of a dive. It's actually quite nice. I was charged a…

So this place is a little out of the way. It's the kind of rundown, seedy dive you hear about in a country song. There's a 15 dollar cover. I walked in and paid my…