Dont come here on Sundays

Im not from Corpus but I was swinging through town and got a hankerin. I typed in strip club in google map and came here. There's free, ample parking in the back. There was pretty much no one else there. I walked in and thankfully there was no cover charge. I was greeted by what I found to be an exceptionally attractive bartender. She told me Sundays were slow. I sat there for almost half an hour. In that time I saw one dancer. She was plump and old and not excetionally attractive in any way. Also the ATM will only let you take out a $100, so even if you do wanna blow cash, you better come prepared. I bought a coke for 4.50 and oggled the bartender. After a while, I decided there was nothing worth staying for and left.

Bottom line: This club MAY be good, but DO NOT come here on Sunday afternoons.