so this is what sadness is...

I went out to an event on Saturday and left sometime around 2am. I wanted to do something afterwards so I wandered into one of these K-bar things down on the infamous telephone road. This place was...sad.

First off the sign says Jia's Lounge not Bamboo lounge. When you walk in it's a TINY room. There's a small bar, a pool table, a nasty couch, and a jukebox. There were a couple of sad sack old timers at the bar, some hispanic dude playing pool, and two other hispanic guys on the couch. There was a nice enough middle-aged asian lady running the bar and I bought a beer for 4 dollars. There was another, even older asian lady clearly trying to proposition the hispanic guys on the couch and they seemed to be bartering.

I'll be blunt, I was in a pretty buzzed/horny state and even then my dick said "No sir...not like this!" I know they probably sell it cheap...but fuck no. These aren't milfs, they're not even gilfs, they're just old ladies that might let you fuck them for cheap. If you want that fine, but don't come in here like I did expecting a cute asian girl like the japanese section of pornhub. That's not what this is at all.