Comments by LasHeaven

Ferdinx - thank you for clarifying. Never been to another club in Texas. But good to know only Arlington is that crazy.

Treasure is 5 minutes from the Strip, not 15.

No one in Vegas would consider Lil Darlings "high end." Expensive does not mean high end.

Just ignore DesertScrub when it comes to Vegas clubs. I think Vegas may have banged his mom, he's very bitter. He thinks the world ends at the border of Maricopa county. There isn't a single club in Arizona that has the talent level of Sapphire or Rhino. They're much cheaper and the rules are looser, but if you want the most attractive girls on the planet then Vegas wins every time. I prefer the AZ philosophy, but a lot of people like the super hot girl thing and don't mind paying more for less. To each their own.

Couldn't have summed it better myself. Great review. Run screaming from Sapphire - he's completely right - all they want is to give drunk out-of-towners an opportunity to blow all their money. If you want girls who are 20% less hot but 50% cheaper with 80% better mileage (that's a lot of math...), I would suggest Peppermint Hippo or Crazy Horse 3 these days. Had fun at both places recently for much more normal prices and much less intense hustle.

No more pasties. Not for 2 years, thankfully! Actual topless. As for other clubs to visit after, CH3, Rhino, and Treasures are really the only options for 3/$100 VIP type prices and hotter than average girls, in my opinion.

We pondered this same question. But weren't sure how to propose it and not be rude. From what I understand though, they get paid more to be topless. So she decided not to be already that day, so we decided against making the attempt. She left at 4:00 and handed us off to another girl who did go topless, though. So we tipped her a lot.

Yeah, I had also heard that LD got raided right before the NFL draft. Several clubs were, I believe. When we had the NBA All-Star Game a few years ago, there were a lot of crazy stories coming out of clubs... so I imagine they wanted to try and avoid that again with a high profile event like the draft here.

It's all about perspective, I suppose. You're in Miami where apparently the girls are very cost-efficient and willing. In Vegas, this type of activity would be far more expensive than what was quoted in Cabo. I imagine if one was to go on more off hours or go to clubs that were in less touristy areas, you'd probably get better deals. But I tend to stick to the beaten path when I'm out of the country, so these clubs worked well!

You should definitely not come to Vegas. They scan your ID to enter most clubs and even several casinos now. It does help keep out a lot of riff raff, though. Less fights when they can identify who you are on camera later on.

Ugh, autocorrect. *Yakked, not takes.

Always possible he takes, yes. But she didn't seem distressed, just hurried. And she didn't report to the manager who was sitting 3 seats away from us wearing a Bonkers shirt. But could have been, that's true. I prefer my version!

Haha... okay, world traveler. I'm fine paying what the girls ask up front. I am sure people like you find ways to screw over the girls by exploiting a strong dollar, but that's not how I function. I also don't use Groupon for lap dances, just in case that's your next suggestion.

All US dollars, and yes stage tipping was practiced. As soon as we went up to tip, the girl came to our table when she was done. So that was nice.

argh. Meant "don't reference extras".... need an edit button.

I feel like Desertscrub doesn't understand what a club ad looks like. I know he's likely trolling everyone, but I'm pretty sure club ads to reference extras for obvious reasons.

I was there last Wednesday night and the talent level was pretty fantastic. Not sure what these guys are seeing. It was jam-packed, yes. Had to tip the waitress $30 to get the last table available by the stage. No real floor dances, no. But it was hard to find a girl who wouldn't turn your head if you walked by her on the street. And the dances in the sports viewing area/couch land were pretty fantastic. Not so much the little cubicles dancers with the clipboard guy creeping on you the whole time, though.

Oh, never mind. Sorry - you went in October, I see now. Ignore me.

Was this after the new 10:00 pm closure law or before?

Yep. Never had a $20 dance there in my life. Every girl says $30 or $40 and if you call them on it they have a story. Most common is "that is for an air dance" or some version. Unfortunate because they have (had?) great talent and a really nice layout.