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4 days ago
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Crossroads Showgirls Nightclub
4621 Rapid City Rd NW Rapid City, MI 49676
2 dancers on a Friday evening in thr northern MI in the fall.
The place is currently back open, per the sign out front Friday and Saturday 6 pm. To 2 am. Cover is now $20 and first non-alchohol (i usually only get coke) is included. I did not ask this time but it has been cash only in the past. I was told up front there were only 2 girls working. TBH i have been here 3 times. (This is my third) The other 2 visits are 3 years ago and 4 years ago. The cover charge went up. The nearest alternative is Fantasy oin Traverse City. That is a strike against Fantasy for me. Their higher prices for the same mileage is the second strike. Crossroads is just a slice of rural northern michigan i guess. In attendance as customers was a couple and a group who seemingly are buddys with the staff. I guess that made me the obvious out of towner. T shaped stage in the middle. Rows of worn out armchairs on either side for dances which are $25 per song still. Chairs along stage and tables with chairs though the room. A bar opposite the stage. A pool table. No other costs or charges and the details are laid out thoroughly in Sinclair's and my reviews just below this one. The bottom line is $20 cover, $25 per song no extras 2 way contact dances in the open. I know, right? The only redemption possible is the lack of alternatives nearby that are a better deal and the girls. Mind you, I have no idea if it was a relatively slow night and it may well have been. I'm leaving out identifying specifics. One of the girls was thin, minimal him curvature, dark brown hair, tattoos, and nice looking c-cup tits. She never approached and spent most of the evening with an apparent, likely local, regular. Which is fine because the other dancer spent time with me. The other dancer was worth it to me. Northern Michigan girl at its finest. Not skinny, but nicely curved, endowed with nice firm round d-cup tits. Long bleach blonde hair. I love eyes and lips that just feel like they connect, she has them. A couple small tattoos. During her stage dance we made eye contact and she came straight to me after. We conversed, we did 3 two way contact dances (topless, no areas off limits) she sat with me after and conversed more before another 2 dances. $125 for 5 full length song dances i enjoyed and she always asked after each song. If i was to go back it would be for her, i dont know how but this place has had talent sufficient to redeem itself for its other shortcomings. Philosophical musing: you possibly don't care, but i had a thought after this. The experience I had was more fulfilling than any time i have spent more and gotten extras in other clubs. She made me feel desired by a sexy woman. It felt genuine even though it was just clean dances and i didnt leave with digits. Maybe she was genuine, maybe she was good at the game. But isnt that what the point should be?
5 days ago
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Déjà Vu Flint
2402 South Dort Highway Flint, MI 48507
Friday afternoon, not many dancers, fewer customers.
Friday afternoon i arrived and was told there were 2 girls with another coming on shortly. I decided to pay the $26 cover anyway and see in spite of the obvious reasons not to. Would i repeat? I dunno. Maybe for the dancer I got dances with. For the club itself? Probably not. But the details follow. For perspective i usually go to extras clubs in the metro detroit area. Flint isn't an area you expect extras. I know that. Deja Vu is a chain you dont expect extras and i know that too so this was my first time in a Deja Vu. It was a stop on my way to northern michigan. Ive been once before to another flint club years back. So. Starting with layout. Focusing on thr relevant bits. I screwed up on my nav coming in and entered the address and picked north dort highway inadvertently, turned the wrong way off I-475 and felt momentary puzzlement among seemingly abandoned looking warehouse/factory type buildings. Oops. Not recommended. Once you manage to go south and not north off the freeway, it's not hard to spot the large LED sign stating 2 words out front, nude girls if i remember. The other side appeared to be mostly out of order. But the appearance of one car out front might make you wonder if the club is as abandoned as the factories in the area. I mean - it nearly is. But the relevant bit is that there is a front entrance and a rear entrance. More than one car parked in back. It almost looks abandoned itself (are we sensing a theme?) But inside it started to make sense. The rear entrance goes into the adult show with the video peep show booths on the left. I have never tried this type of thing nor did I on this day. They're there. You can go tbrough the small store to the front entrance. The front entrance accesses both the store and the club. Enough about that... there's a redish theme in the club i guess. After the hallway i entered the club. Kathy i guess was the manager that day. She informed me cover is $26 which covers a can of pop from the minifridge that makes up the drink selection, red bull and water appear to be in the selection also. She informed me there were 2 girls working, only one was visible, a third was getting ready. I decided in the name of science i would go along with it and was able to pay the cover by card. Which i appreciate not having to pay fees from the cash supply i use for the dancers. The bar has 4 seats. In the center of the room is a heart shaped stage with 3 poles. Seats at the edge. Another rail with seats, round tables after that with 3 chairs each. And booths on the outside on one wall and couches on the other with a divider for not hiding it but mostly not giving line of site. The second girl was giving a customer dances on one of the couches which is why i did not see her. Her stage name was Nivea. (Hand cream? That's a stage name strategy i've never heard) Stage dances... dancers use all 3 poles, start in their outfit, then change to fully nude. All of them actually do pole work. No complaints about stage dances, it is something decidedly absent in my usual detroit area clubs. Last detail about the layout. A neon sign over the passage to your left when you enter from the hallway reads Pussy Palace. This is where the private dance booths are located. Food. Yes, they actualy have small menu on the wall with soft pretzel, pizza, mozzarella sticks. A couple other things I don't remember. I ordered a pretzel and a second can of coke, $10. 10 minutes. Presumably the kitchen is a toaster oven behind a broom closet door in the corner. Dancers. By the time i got dances the initial 2 grew to 4 dancers. I arrived when 2 other customers were present and i think that number dropped to zero. Besides Nivea, the other dancer waa De-something... i forget... De-sire? De-light? Fill in the blank. She was the first to ask about dances. Her besy feature was her smile. Quite friendly. But with a vibe of 'this is your wife of 10 plus years as she's entering her 40's' Full B cup tits. Triangular patch when nude on stage. Shioulder length dark brown hair. I'm sure she's a pleasant woman but there wasn't any effort at conversation. Next girl wasn't too bad, younger and in better shape. Red dyed hair and sagging c cups. Considered but instead i picked Nivea while this one was on stage. Same approach, she asked if i wanted dances, but no conversation. She was called to stage. A tall AA girl had a decent body with the usual curviness, full C cups possibly D, tats over most of her body. She never approached. I had my mind made up in Nivea anyway. Nivea. Nice full perky C-cups with nipple piercings. Nice body with maybe about 5 extra pounds in the belly. Long dark ass length hair. Dark tan, face in particular. Her tits were soft. The look of her face felt like nearly biker chick vibe. But she held decent conversation. Dance pricing. I don't know the full story, just what specials were in effect. Apparently just about every day of the week has different pricing. As it was told, Friday had $20 per song couch dances, and $100 for 15 minutes private. Also there was $150 for 30 minutes private when Kathy is managing. That is tbe deal i chose and i was satisfied with my choice. The dances. Full 2 way contact full nude. Extras not available. Good grind, minimal air dance, and the music level was not disruptive to converation. I felt it was decent value overall for what it was.
1 mo ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Sundays at Criket
On the plus side: Sundays they have $3 domestic and $4 This sunday with the Lions not playing (they be on Monday Night Football) there were 3 dancers. I left without getting private dances. That is the quick overarching summary. When you enter the bar is on the right, then a row of tables, then a stage with 2 poles, then a row of boths. More tables on either end of the stage. 2 more boths and the dancers changing room on the end by where you enter. The private boths, dj boith and bathrooms are on the far side of the club. Costs: no valet. No daytime cover. You are expected to buy a drink. That could have been my knly expense, $3 for a beer, but i get a coke because alchohol is digestively problematic for me. It was $7 plus tip. I also got chicken quesadillas for $11 plus tip. I have gotten food before, the food is good and portions generous, i usually can't eat the whole thing. If you go back for private there is a one time $10 toll. Now, i had visited a few weeks back as well during a preseason game. I was thinking about leaving that time but was approached by a busty blonde with a few extra pounds and went back for $150. But on this visit, Shirock was called onstage first. Fit tall AA girl... not quite what i was interested in. Then Dominique, an AA girl who was... healthy. Not interested. Shirock sat with an.older customer for a bit but didnt go back. Jenny emerged from private dances and sar at the bar until her turn. Then she sat with the old guy and talked until i left to try BT's. Jenny never approached. Fit blonde with d cup tits, i would have considered going back but i had been there 90 minutes by then, was done with my food, and it just felt like it was time to cut bait. They were skipping one or two songs between dancers. Before i left one more AA dancer, diamond, showed up but i wasnt interested. Petite, skinny. I usually dont have a problem with leaving criket happy but sundays day shift seems to be short on talent. Customers are not that many either but 3-4 dancers and only 1 i would consider? The dancer i previously went back with a few weeks ago said she was fairly new, we exchanged numbers. But it has not panned out yet for being able to coordinate schedules. Overalll i think sunday day shift is at best a good place to see football with a few boobs to see occasionally.
1 mo ago
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BT's Executive Club
14417 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48126
Sunday at BT after disappointment at Criket
First point: When i entered the songvthey were play was Dick in a Box. Lol. I felt thst absolutely had to be mentioned. BT's has mandatory $10 valet but nearby parking you can use to walk in and avoid that. It was a rainy day but i parked nearby anyway. No cover on day shift. Waitress promptly took dronk order,i just get a coke. It was $8 plus a $1 charge for using credit card. I usually go to Silver Criket. It's genrally a comparable mid tier club. Going back for private dances is $20 each time compared with $10 one time at Criket. That is proably why i prefer criket although usually i only go back once anyway. Basic layout* when you enter a long bar on the right, then a long stage with poles on both ends, then probably 8 tables in 2 rows, 4 arm chairs per table. A row of booths then an elevated row of booths. More booths on the end of the stage where you enter and 2 rows of private booths behind that. The kitchen is on the opposite side. Private booths are more spacious and there is a mirror in each curtained booth. This seems to be a new feature, they collect the dancers and the customers phones while you are back. Girls seemed to amount to one on stage 3 in a booth, one at the bar when i entered. Last time i was here there was a group of 4 cubans always present, i'm not thinking i saw that. It was Sunday though so kt might still be a thing. Regardless i was approached by an atrractive young brunette with nice natural c cups and we agreed to 250 for everything. I was happy because i had come from Criket and nothing was happening there on this day.
1 yr ago
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Rocket City Showgirls
6400 University Dr Huntsville, AL 35806
Sunday afternoon not enough talent present
Very meh visit. To be kind. And i am sure factors working agaomst the vosot include that it was a sunday afternoon. And my SC perspective is based in Detroit. But am okay with givin a good time a a non extras club a chance. This may have had a chance on a different day. But not this day. So arrival for an out of town dude here for the first time might be a mild disorientataion experience. As could be said of huntsville generally. Most of university drive is national chain stores clustered into large shopping plazas.This place is on the outer edge of that looking like it needs to be bulldozed to put in an ikea. You will enter what might be vaguely either a driveway or a parking lot and first you go by uncle bucks boobie bungalo. There is something resembling an entrance up front. Maybe it used to be a liquor store and it was the entrance. It isnt. The entrance is on the side towards the rear. Go past that for rocket city showgirls. The parking lot is a sad remnant. In broad daylight the lines are faded into near invisibility. But what the heck. It was free. Through the doors you will see signs about rules and dont try to pimp our girls. Either it is wishful thinking or they are too late. Damn it. I should have checked the bathroom out to see if the pimp leftt his number. Oh well. I doubt it is worth a return trip. Then another set of doors. This time there was a desk. I guess they might check id or collect a cover charge. Nobody was there when i arrived. Someone was there when i left. They were nice. So i walked through set of doors number 3 to a good sized club. In the middle was a small square stage with one pole on the end of a second longer stage with 2 poles. A generous supply of tables surrounded the stage with a couple of invisible chairs you can trip over if you get too close. One of these tables had a couple sitting at it. Pretty sure the lady was not a dancer. 3 guys were at the bar. The bartender showed some skin and had a nice rack. May have been in demand in her younger days. And im a "dont judge a book by the cover" kind of guy, i would hit that. But you read so many reviews that say the bartender was the best looking one there. Dont expect that. As far as i could tell, there was 3 dancers. Lisa is the only one i saw on stage. We talked. Nice girl. AA skinny small boobs young pretty wears glasses. Not a lifer. I think i scared her talking about detroit. Eventually she said ahe had to go to the bathroom. When i left i saw her napping in a booth. Or in a fetal position. Not sure which. That is on her. A white girl with messy hair was number 3 but she never approached. The first girl that approached was a thick AA with bib boobs. Fairly agressive. Thick southern accent, i think she said georgia. She asked my budget so the number i went with was 100. Whatever the structure was i dont know. I think i would call it 3 or 4 high mileage no extras songs. I didnt catch her name. It was what i expected. Some grind. Boobs out. Touching and mouthing. It was warm and she was a little sticky with perspiration. She showed her kitty. Cameras were visible above but i dont think she cared and daty was available. I will do that when i am going for the natural slip and slide, but not today. She kept saying something about levels. I pointed out that my budget has one level and that is it, and that i am from detroit, and whatever a level is here does not compare But what i really came for was lunch with a view. I came on the wrong day. Kitchen is closed sunday and monday. But they have "small bites" menu. A few options with boxed lunches - sandwich, pickle and cookie. I got a turkey and swiss boxed lunch for $10 and a $5 coke. Better than the pop tart that was breakfast. But if you found the review boring... i apologize, but that just means i accurately reflected my visit.
1 yr ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
3 visits over the past month
This review will cover a few visits in a general sense because the past month has been... interesting. I may be at a point im over otc. No names will be used. SC is an extras club. That is my consistent afternoon shift experience. My routine, if you will, is to arrive in the free no valet parking lot, walkin, adjust a moment to the dark, see the bald guy a the podium and nod, and survey the seating and dancers having paid nothing. Around the room are booths with mirrored walls. Usually on days the first 2 on the end either one or both have a girl or 2 with maybe a manager looking dude. Usually staring at their phone. I dont usually notice this as a source of girls likely to circulate. Then the dancers locker room entrance then 4 booths. Usually the last is some dude and 4 dancers that never vip. Not aure how that makes money. Often the next both has a girl or 2 staring at phones. Then is where the bathrooms are. Clean. No attendant. Then the dj booth. Then the vip area. The. The kitchen. Then the bar with a pole on ewch end Sometimes i see them used. In the middle is one stage, 2 poles. Usually 2 girls at a time. Surrounded by small round tables on the ends and the bar side of the stage. 4 chairs each. Boring details done. I find there is usually 4 or 5 more girls circulating or with customers. I always get a coke $7 and the waitress usually shows up right away. I usually have a dancer ask to sit with me about as quickly. Here is where it gets interesting. I am covering 3 visits. My usual negotiated deal is typically 200 for everything. By the time i offer i feel i can expect to get what i will be satisfied with, or i dont offer and wait for the dancer to move on. Often you can accelerate that if you make clear that you wont spend on them. Visit 1. My goal was to see if i could progress towards possible otc with the previous spinner. Spoiler alert. She has been present. I have chatted. But i dont think it is worth pursuing. What i did do is go back with a skinny blonde. Nice girl. But apparently in a messy divorce from a cheating husband. Go figure. The nice thing is her head is not scrambled the way most dancers get. But we did not really get to the finish line because she got a bit emotional. I did not see her on subsequent visits. If she isnt already out of the biz, she probably wont be a lifer. I did commit to getting her digits and chatting, so i hung out. Then came a brunette that was more my type. Nice d cup tits. Little bit of belly. And the look in her eyes just said "fuck me" so how could i say no. In a rare occurance i went to the atm for round 2. Now i am no spring chicken. This one ended on a billy joel song and that is the way it needed to happen because i just was not having the... stamina... for frank sinatra. We also exchanged digits. Long story short we discussed otc but she flaked. I havent seen her since. That flaking led to visit 2. Another brunette. C cup tits. Thick thighs. Out of town visitor who was here for 2 weeks. From tennessee. Love me a southern girl. And i decided to squeeze out a visit 3 based on flakers schedule. Or maybe the spinner. Flaky wasnt to be seen. But who sat with me was a blonde.. nice c cup tits. But her best feature was those muscular buy soft hips that girls get if they like CG. Oh i was happy. But again... out of town girl. Originally from the area but she lives in texas. I am beginning to feel like casual is the way to go, experience new girls each time.
1 yr ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Spinner = okay
So ordinarily i go for the MILF type but on this day i was first approached by a young spnner type and i went with it. So, here in i shall tell the story. Some things change, some dont. The criket is the latter. One arrives to the parkinf lot off a side street instead of the main road. You park without having to pay valet. You enter and on dayshift you have no obligation to pay any more than a greeting to the guy inside the door if you are inclined to be polite. If you choose to go back for extras... i mean private dances... you will be expected to have bought a drink first. Credit cards accepted. I get a coke for $7. I come here for... lunch... yeeaaahhhh... that's it. And you will pay $10 to go back, one time fee. Those should be your only cost aside from dance and tips. Small round tables are arranged around the stage with 4 chairs each. I found an open table and sat. I was soon joined by a small young dark haired dancer. It is just my style, i let them come to me. I dont pursue. I want dances from someone that wants to please me. The girls sitting in a booth reading theor phone just dont give a good first impression to me. That describes most. Im catching myself getting boring. Maybe it just was. Well anyway. She was cute. Skinny. Small butt. Small tits, maybe barely b cup. She was wearing a small white string bikini. Wearing the top upside down. Its a thing, im a pervert and i know things about bikinis. I am what i am. After a conversation that wasnt memorable aside from her noting there are a lot of tvs (7) i agreed to try one dance ($25) and we did. A little grind with her back to me and a little ass shaking. She asked me how i liked it and i told her the truth. It was okay. She asked for a tip and i didnt mind but we had to get change because i was okay with 30 but not 40. And she got change. This stuff matters to me. I was reasonable to her. She respected me enough to not get demanding or entitled. And she wanted to do better than okay. She offered cbj and cfs for 200 which was in line with what i expected. We agreed and she had to find a cover. She apologized for not being ready and thanked me for my patience Along the way she told me that she felt nervous making eye contact. I told her, 'that's too bad, youhavr beautiful eyes.' I would rate the experience okay. I guess it reinforce my milf preference. But it was nice to try something different for variety. And i must admit, i did like how having that tiny thing ride my manhood did make it look and feel big.
1 yr ago
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BT's Executive Club
14417 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48126
Afternoons, good for the eyes, but is the value there?
Short short version: BT is a mid tier club in Dearborn. The girls are hotter and younger than the competition, meaning they expect you to spend more for less mileage. I have gathered club tip out charges are structured on the side of being a tad more favorable to the club than other clubs. Now then, to expand on that. First off the basics. I parked at a restaurant across the street and entered with no problem avoiding the valet charge and im from, Michigan it was a nice 40 degree F day, so who needs a coat? Not anyone that wants to avoid a coat check tip charge! No cover for day shift. I got a coke for $9 includong $2 tip. Later id buy a vodka and red bull for a dancer for $29. When you go back for dances it costs $20. That is charged each time you go back. That is all my expenses besides the cost of dances. On this visit i hung around a couple hours. I elected to take my time holding out for a dancer that would suit my needs. I was visited by 5 dancers. All were friendly and pleasant. The club is pretty nice. As you enter the bar is on the right with about 10 seats and 2 screens behind the bar. The kitchen is on the far end of the room. Rectangular stage with 2 poles to the left. After that are 2 rows of 5 tables each with 4 chairs. Then 2 rows of booths facing the stage. All neatly aranged and no rips or tears in the upholstery. A few more tvs on the wall to the left of where you enter and 2 hallways lead to booths for private dances and the bathrooms (no attendant) and an atm. On entry the host asked if where id like to sit - bar, seat, table.. i went with a table and he walked me to one. Past experience is that there is no charge for a booth on day shift. I was given a menu. At the time they had 1 girl on stage at a time but soon it was changed to 2 girls, 2 songs per pole. There was 3 customers at the bar a couple customers in booths a table with a couple guys that came in together and a table with a guy in a suit and everyone had the company of a dancer. A group of 4 dancers was at a table next to where i was sat. They mostly seemed to be chatting in spanish. 2 of these girls did sit with me and apparently BTs has a group of girls from cuba. One spoke english and the other had to depend on google translate on her phone. Both younger 20s, good looking, long hair. Nice c or d tits. And both moved their hips on stage. But i didnt want to risk not getting the gfe i was after due to somethig being lost in translation. Also a conversation was had wih e***** mentioned recently in another review. Petite AA dancer with smaller tits but a pretty smile and she really was on the same page in our conversation. She was interested in the rodeo stuff that was on the tv, which i thought was cool. But my boner meter was only raising to 50% and i wanted to hold out for someone that would fill my bonermeter to 100%. Now on stage some girls did look quite fine. A young blonde with hair down to her ass, tall and fit white string bikini too small for her d cup tits and an innocent girl next door look might have been worth an interview. But she just went back to her guy at the bar. Never saw her go to vip. Not sure how these kind of girls earn any income. Past experience tells me if i had gotten her attention her menu would be limited and/or priced unreasonably high and her youth would mean she would lack tbe experience to satisfy my needs. Another dancer i would have gone for was a long haired brunette that sat with someone at the tables but never circulated. She did some actual pole work, something that had gotten to be rare these days. The dancer stage rotation was starting to repeat when another dancer sat with me that apparently came in late. This is who i got my dances from. Long brown hair. Nice natural DD tits. A little meatier thsn the other girls. Kinda a country girl vibe. Good conversation and filled my boner meter. Billy Joel fan just like i was looking for. Before we went back we agreed on price. She would have liked to add 3 benjamin frankin portraits to her collection but i had a hard limit of 2. She agreed but song count was not unlimited. We did go over that limit and once i was able to demonstrate to her that the existence of an am machine does not, contrary to popular belief among strippers, equate to instant access to a magical money tree... we settled on me buying her a drink. (I had available credit but was at a cash advance limit) I have run into this before at BTs. They do apparently track vip time closely and charge dancers at tipout. I have no problem at Silver Criket getting unlimited song count. Im no experienced strip club manager but volume is a good way to enerate profit and the bt vip rooms are not as busy as silver criket and it is easy to see why. Oh and the private rooms at bt are bigger than silver criket and there is a mirror in each. Overall it is about vip when i visit, and i think BT probably gets 2 points higher for the girls visually on the scale of 1 to 10 compared to silver criket. 20 dollar toll every time back with a potential time limit vs 10 dollar toll one time at silver criket. I am a cheap guy i guess, my review presents for your consideration what you get.
1 yr ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Anothet visit to relieve holiday stress
I frequent this club and i dare say it is my favorite in the area. This visit was in december before christmas. Costs were $10 one time charge for private dance area and $9.27 including tip for a coke. I spent $200 on dances with my fav who was on stage when i arrived. On day shift there is no cover, and i prefer day shift myself. There is no valet or parking cost. Im not sure what they expect or charge to check your coat, but they will check your coat when you arrive if you have one. I leave mine in the car. Im from michigan i can handle the short walk in the "cold" that mostly wasnt so cold in december. Music and dancers are varied. Usually there is rock and rap mixed around, apparently even sometimes country as i recall noting country playing among what was playing for our private dances. As for the dancers, you generally get a decent midgrade selection with a mix of ethnicity. Theres often a gal maybe in her 40s but probably knows her stuff. Usually some younger gals i havent seen before. Sometimes heavier gals. But pretty reliably theres big boobs and a couple that look good. Just take in the options and dont be afraid to pass. Some girls have higher expectations for rates than others. Almost always one or 2 are sitting at the bar usually with a customer. Almost always at least 2 in booths not with customers. Some dont seem to circulate but if my regular isnt sitting with me i almost always get approached. The club has a stage in the middle with poles on either end. Usually the girls have 3 song sets. Tables around the stage. As you enter he bar is on the right. Usually 2 female bartenders. Booths are to the left as you enter on the end and on the side opposite the bar with a mirrored wall. They want $20 for a booth. I dont usually get a booth myself but getting one seems to attract more dancer attention. Tvs around the stage mean you have some in view in all directions playing a variety of spirts and music videos for the music played by the dj. They have a menu of food prepared on site and it varies and i have enjoyed it, usually finding the amount served is plenty. Past the booths are the bathrooms which are clean and no attendant to tip. They have a small room with video games or slots or whatever but i dont usually see anyone in there, it used to be the smoking lounge. When you pay the $10 for private they will tell you that you had to have gotten a drink first. That aside you could probably come and then leave with np expense. The private dances are behind heavy curtains and the rooms have a bench and a small table. Theyre all adequate size for a lapdance but the first room on the left is a bit bigger and the bench is large enough to lay on stretched out. We got this room and made full use of the space, details left to the imagination.
2 yrs ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Her GPS midichlorians were off the scale!
On this visit, i got dances as often i do, but the gps was strong with this one. Ugh. In hindsight i shouldve declined and waited but i figured i usually dont get aa dances and maybe i should give one a try. Obligatory club details. No cover on day shift. Self park no valet. Nice clean bathroom no attendant. One stage 2 poles. One time private dance toll is $10. Sign says 2 drink minimum, but i usually get a coke and have never been pressured to get more than that. Back to the story. Lets call todays dancer AA because thats her ethnicity. The story involves another dancer i have seen a few times, lets call her DD because her tits are nice. On my previous visit i had texted DD that i was coming to see her. She was eating when i arrived so AA slid in. After a little chit chat I told AA i was there for DD. After my dances with DD, AA reappeared as i finished my coke, offered fun for 150, i said i only had 25, she offered 1 dance, i agreed. Again she pushed for more, but i am no young guy and i stuck to my budget and was done for the day. That story was background for this particular visit. I knew DD would be there but didnt specifically arrange to meet. I figured i would just go with whatever happened. If AA approched first id give her a go. DD was with another customer and AA approached so i went with it. The negotiation wasnt great. She opened with 300 or 400. I reminded her she said 150 last time. We settled at 250. I usually go at 200 for DD and sheis worth it, i felt like maybe AA might be as good. Whatever. I had a budget that was a little higher this day. And this was a good looking girl. Solid D size tits. Decent performance, but i think my issue may have been that she is a bit more dominant than my taste. We just werent completely in sync. I wanted one thing, she would start something different. It felt good, but i wasnt as into her as i wanted. If that makes sense. After a couple songs, the renegotiation started. Really not my thing. But i wanted to finish. Agreed to a little more. Not going to repeat with her. According to AA she also works at FC. From what i hear maybe her price structure expectations reflect that, but that is why i go to SC instead of FC. Im going yo have to do better at reminding myself to stay away from any dancer that is pushing for more when I have already stated my budget. As for the club, everything i said about DD is more reflective of the norm in my experience. Ive been going for years. It is like that. You can have a good experience or you can get an aggressive hustler like AA. I just recommend going in wiyh a plan, stick to it. Pass on a girl that doesnt fit. Theres always others. Theres always BT, H8 or Bogies.
2 yrs ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Sara not recommended
On this day i was approached by sara, we went back and the short version is that where some set a package price she thinks its a per song rate. So here is the story. I arrived, coat check was a couple bucks. I usually leave my coat in the car to avoid any such cost but that day i had a 380 budget and contemplated springing for a booth and it was damn cold. But it was alsi fairly busy. I got my usual $8 cola and soon after came the approach. Sara quoted $25 and we went back to try out without any chit chat. Just enough to know that her hands knew where to go, the way i like it. Her body was toned and in good shape, it was clear she wS experienced instead of young. It was clear that her boobs were bolt on, and ordinarilly implants dont look like they have drooped a bit and pancaked the way real big boobs can do past a certain age, but that was the case. After that dance we agreed to 225 to 250 for more. It seemed a bit above market rate for silver criket but the skill level seemed to merit paying a little more. Where things went wrong is that she started announcing how much so far and it became apparent that she thought we agreed to a price per song and i thought she was out of her mind to think that. I told her the first time i brought 300 and thats all i intended to spend. She kept going then her total so far kept going up, the expernience was ruined, i gave her what i had. She made a couple threats but i didnt budge, she had to settle for more than she deserved. I dont use the term ROB here and avoid anything to detailed because this may fit some peoples definition but maybe not all. She did demand an unreasonably high amount. She did demand more than agreed. I cant say that she didnt deliver a good performance. Maybe she is aged out of a higher end club where she has been used to charging higher rates. Just a guess. This isnt typical for silver criket. I still recommend silver criket, just not sara unless you can afford it. And if you can afford it, i would think you are more likely going to flight club. Other obligatory details are often covered but here they are anyway. No cost on days for most things you might have to pay. Free parking. No cover. Clean bathroom with no attendant. Attentive wait staff. 1 stage in the middle 2 poles. Booths along the outside cost extra.
3 yrs ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Evenings a bit harder to get attention
I had a review here not long ago, and as I said I normally attend on day shift and normally I have a good time. This time I came in on evening shift. I have done this a handful of times and on evenings I have always left unsatisfied. It may just be me and my approach, but on this trip it was mostly one big guy with a booth hogging attention by throwing singles in the air. It started with 2 girls in his booth, i came in at 8, i figured maybe it was early... girls occasionally came on shift... and to his damn booth they went. By the time i left there was 5 girls in his booth and 2 dancing in the next booth. There were 2 aa girls not in this booth thing but with other customers. One blonde was in vip when i arrived but joined the booth. I got one approach just before i had enough and i was already moving on so i declined. Service was good. I was approached about a drink right away when i arrived and sat down. I was asked a couple times if a wanted anythings else. Which i declined. Just the usual $8 coke. $10 cover on night shift. No other costs, unless you do private dances there is a $10 wristband. The decor is in decent shape. They have a number of tvs over the bar and a the ends of the stage. Clean tiled bathrooms. No attendant. No smoking. Its a good club, and i like days, but it just isnt for me on evenings. Ymmv if you can make it rain apparrently. I left to go to bogarts lounge where i did leave satisfied. The girls would probably rate 6 to 8. Aa, blonde, brunette, big boobs, small, fake.
3 yrs ago
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Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Evenings better than criket
As often described before, $10 cover on evenings, $10 for wristband, you get a ticket that you give up when you get a beverage. Otherwise no fees paid to the house. Its a low end club, parking lot is gravel and asphalt with potholes. And that sets the tone for the consition of the interior. And in some cases the dancers. But we come here for action without the cost od other places. Dont we? On this day i had actually gone to silver criket first. What i really was hoping for was a new otc connection. But at the criket, while there was a decent amount of talent present... one big guy with a booth was hogging 7 girls by occasionally throwing pieces of paper with a portrait of george washington into the air. Lame. There was a decent range of targets at bogies. And im sorry but i dont remember much because it wasnt very long before i was approached by a fine 29 year old brunette in glasses. Nothing was rushed, we conversed briefly, talked of my past otc experience. I said i had spent 200 she said she normally wants 300 and split the difference. I know its above market but sometimes its worth it. It was in fact busy. The 2 private booths at the ends of the row are more roomy and the other one was occupied when we went up. When we finoshed someone else was waiting outside. Still the talent to customer ratio sewmwd good. I remember noticing a couple blondes, some AA, and the usual assortment of past their prime dancers. Overall this confirmed what i have concluded before. Criket is good on days but evenings just not for me. Bogies is in my experience a bit of a disappointment on days but a winner in the evening. Thank you for your time reading this.
3 yrs ago
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Crossroads Showgirls Nightclub
4621 Rapid City Rd NW Rapid City, MI 49676
Is this place alive? Yes. How is this place alive? That is the mystery.
$10 cover $25 per song dances, no private area. Music all rock. No valet. Cash only. Go to yhe bar to get drinks, never any pressure to do so which was fine by me as i wasnt interested in spending on drinks. All i wanted was a couple dances and to see if the place survived. So. Yeah. Wow. The last review of this place was 4 years ago amd i was the reviewer. Im not one to say a titty bar should be closed or avoided. But all i can do is present the facts and let the reader draw their own conclusions. Let me put it this way. I came to gather info for a review 4 years later based on my wondering if the place was still alive. And i left 90 minutes later wondering how this place is still alive. I mean seruously. I dont know how the activity is enough to pay the electric bill, let alone any other normal operating expense, or like provide even minimum wage to the 6 employees. When i arrived i was told by the dj/doorman/bouncer there were only 3 dancers so there wouldnt always be someone on stage (that's 4 employees) and a guy and girl were at the bar whom i gathered were the bartenders. Sometimes they got deinks or disqppeared to the back. Maybe the girl was the bartender guys girlfriend. So. 3 dancers. When i arrived Monroe was on stage. Dakota was giving dances to a guy. In the back i would later learn was Allison. Over the course of the evening i would see Dakota giving dances to 3 diffeeent guys. I got 2 dances eventually from Monroe. Allison was the hottest dancer on stage, but only went up once. I guess Dakota must be singlehandedly propping the place up in terms of revenue. Dakota never really approached me... i was more interested in the other 2 because Dakota had the smallest tits of the 3. Brunette. Mid late 20s. Cute face. Nice smile. Seeing her contact though i would not have declined a dance. Monroe was outgoing and had nice d cup tits, tan with no tan lines, blond, changed costume a few times, sat with me, went up with Allison whrn Allison was on and encouraged me to go up. She might be late 30s. But her dances... ugh... $25 per song for air dances, up from $20 last time i was here 4 years ago? I got 15 seconds of contact in the second dance. I came in planning for 2 dances, and Allison disappeared and Dakota was still with guy 3. Any one of these factors being different and i would have stopped at 1 dance. My bad. Allison. When she was called on stage she was wearing a tshirt, i didnt think she was a dancer. Pretty face. Brunette. Early 20s. But when that tshirt came off, fuck! Her tits were fucking awesome. D cup but smaller than Monroe. But the way they sway... and she knew how yo move. But after her set the tshirt went on and Allison went behind the bar never to be seen until her boyfriend arrived, they sat at a table chatting the whole time, all the way through her turn on stage. The place is the same as it was 4 years ago. Pool table near the entrance, bathrooms near that, bar on the left, t shaped stage with 3 poles, seats for dances on either side of the stage opposite the bar, dj booth on the right at the entrance. When i arrived there was 5 other customers. Maybe one more came in. I mean... $10 cover x7 to pay bills and paychecks for 6 employees, it just doesnt add up.
3 yrs ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
2022 state of the criket
I am going to broadly cover my experience over the 3 visits i have had this year that i have not previosly covered. First general details. Day cover is free. No valet fee. No cost to come in at all sit down and watch except the cost of drinks. I always get a coke its $8. 1 stage 2 poles in the middle. Booths on the left that are $20. Bar on the right. Tables on each end of the stage and between the stage and the bar. I tend to go on dayshift and theres always mix of white and aa. Good mod grade talent. Usuall around 10 to 12 dancers. Everyone always says dancers favor regulars, and some do, but i usually have look flagging down any dancer i like with just a good 'how ya doing' glance held long enough yhat she sees and known i am interested. As is we known extras are on the menu. I have had a harder time getting dancers when not looking for them. Girls sometimes move up yo flight club or down to bogies. But they also seem to come back if they want to keep more of their money. It seems to me like it is the best balance of quality and value. With that said i do feel like prices have been going up. 200 or 300 is sometimes needed for what used to go reliably for 150. With that said, for those who are long time regulars i did see a particular long haired beauty who used to be a gregular fixture come back and her talent is as strong as ever, and her prices have not been raised. Or maybe she kinda likes me and was being nice. Unfortanately i visited again after and havent seen her since. Would be good to see more of her. I know some of you know who i mean. I will wrap up by saying this is a clean vlub without charging for everything, and the talent isnt the top dollar hottest but not the type you just think needs to retire. It works well. I go to henrys or bogies but the criket is always a decent go to. Thanks for reading.
3 yrs ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Criket afternoon in my experience are a consistent good time
This review is for a visit in October. Ive been here many times, but this visit had some noteworthy differences i can usually count on leavimg happy after a consistent experience with a skilled lady with looks and features than are at least above average. The standard dossier on the place: no valet, free fenced parking, Day shift no cover. For me i usually get a coke $7 and tip the server. They do take credit card. (Noteworthy since a couple nearby lower cost options are cash only, H8 and i think bogies) Bathroom isnt attended. Lately it seems on day they dont always have someone om stage. Parking lot has seemed less full. When you go back for dances there is a 1 time $10 charge for a wrist band. Some dancers want $25 per song some want $20 but i usually spend $200 for a session of unspecified length... sometimes i open the offer at $150 or $180. The girls know what men want. I usually dont have to say. Evenings. In the past i havent been as successful at leaving happy, there is cover charge and youre more likely to run into the $25 per song, but last i tried i actually was after just 3 songs of clean dances and after talkkng to 3 girls that wanted to do more or move on, i cut my losses. On this day though, my first girl i set my sites on was a solid 10. Nice tits. Beautiful face. Long straight brown hair. Red bikini top, red g string. Everything im a sucker for. So the stairs to the stage are on the far side from the bar, on the left as you walk in. Booths are on that side. Towards the rear is bathrooms on that side and the kitchen is the back corner on the right. When dancers come off stage typically they work clockwise. This girl was working the usual pattern, before she got to me she stopped at a couple other guys but kept going like they declined interest. So long story short her dance wasnt full service, but she had the kind of smile that gets the blood pumping. And i was in no hurry to reach my destination, but after some time one just cant help but finish. And of course she was safety conscious. For whatever reason, where ordinarily i would have left i stuck around. I had only used 2/3 of my budget and i would have spent it all on her had she not kept that g string on. But soon enough a blonde who was a little older stopped by. This isnt a show stopper for me as i usually enjoy the skill that comes with experience. I stated i had already had a dance and had reached finale, but i wouldnt mind a couple conventional dances. That is what she did, and ordinarily id be out of commission but she knew what to do and this wasnt the usual for me... $40 later thr 2 dances ended and Im glad i stuck around. This place just usually wotks out for a quick trip in, find a nice girl and have a good time in the afternoon. I dont usually pay a lot of attention to the video games but i think i noticed the room thats for smoking where they are was closed
4 yrs ago
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Excape Nightclub
10025 Pulaski Highway Baltimore, MD 21220
I dint think the dancers are aware they are sex workers.
Maryland is new to me so this was a scouting mission, having read reviews i knew to expect $40 lapdances and otherwise i would never spend so much for so little, but for educational purposes i was prepared to sacrafice 4 of my belived Thomas Jefferson portraits. It would prove to be a little more difficult, and what follows is me telling the tale of how that is so. Let me first do some standard triage. No valet no parking charge, plenty of parking. I arrived at about 9. Id check at the door. No cover wqs charged. Signage indicated 1 drink minimum. I got a coke, paid with a jefferson and got a collection of george washington portaits. I think the coke was $5. The club has food, menu can be seen on their website, i did not have any food. The club is a good size, the stage in the middle is long with 2 poles. The perimeter of the stage is bar space. As described. You are at a bar rail not within reach of the stage. Some seating on raised platforms exists but not in use. Theres 3 pool tables. On the opposite side of the entrance are a couple sliding doors leading to the lapdance area. This area looks like a smaller self contained strip club with a center stage with pole, a bar not in use and couches where dances are given to songs played seperate from the main club using a jukebox. More later about lapdances. The main feature of the club are the stage dances. Girls seem to mostly reside in the dressing eoom, emerging on rotation for stqge dances during which they perform during 1 song. Half way through they will step down and circle the stage collecting $1 tips expected from all patrons at the bar, which pretty much means everyone not playong pool or in thr bathroom making a deposit. Usually this involves presenting tits or ass for the customer to hand the dollar bill to. A little feel may be copped. But they need to get around and back on stage. This process repeats at the end of the song. Let me restate the above since it is so fundamental to the "excape club experience." While in the club you are expected to pay every dancer $2 every time they go on stage for a 1 song air dance that may or may not have been within your field of vision. This expectation exists if you are engaged in conversation, eating a meal, performing complex mathematical calculations or out of dollar bills. Its a free country, you can decline, but make mistake it is expected. Now, as for lapdances. My regular clubs get reviews that say regulars are who get attention. Im not a regular but i have no difficulty getting attention. I speak fluent telepqthic stripperese. If i want a stripper, i can draw her to me with my gaze. This power did not work at this club. I will get back to this, for niw the point is that normal stripper behavior of soliciting lapdances was not something these girls understood. I have been very negative, i cant go in without getting positive. When i arrived, the dancer on stage was unequivocally a fucking 10. I dont make that statement lightly. Maybe her nose was a little wide, not a cute supermodel nose, but she was pretty. She was wearing nothing but her shoes and a red version of my second favorite style of panties. Her tits were perfect natural d cups. Her ass was like an onion, it would make you cry. Long dark blonde hair. She could work the pole qnd she had moves. Good lord did i want her sitting on my dick. But in the 3 stqge rotations she was on the stage for in the time it took before i went back for lapdances she never approached me. But when i did go back she was finishing a couple dances and lingered with a friend, and her slighy deep possibly southernish voice was cussing like a sailor. I mean... fuck it. Id do her proper under the right circumstances. Making a foul mouthed hotty scream in delight.... im getting off track. There was probably 10 dancers in rotation. Next one was hot but less so and with bolt ons. Couple tall skinny girls with b cups or less. 3 AA. Couple brunettes. And i ended up with a thick blonde with nice tits. But i had to work at the conversation. See, you might only care about tits ass qnd club particulars but i put peripheral shit in for a reason. See like i said, i usually get dancers to come over just by how i glance at them. This one i had to drop gradually less subtle hints until i got her to sit with me. When she finally did we had a pretty normal conversqtion, like actual 2 people, not a typical stripper conversqtion about where im from and what do i like about the club I went there anyway... she thinks extras are gross, during the dance hands on tits and ass are fine vagina is not... The point is she spoke her mind. Absent was the typical stripper bs to make the custy feel like theyre wanted. Absent was the self awareness that in her chosen career that she is in fact a sex worker. These girls are dancing for dollars and otherwise seem pretty sheltrred. The dance was okay. I think she was unnecessarily afraid of putting too much weight on me, contact was ok but could have been better. She was shy, both in demeqnor and actually saying so. Bottom line, go here if you want to support dancers that arent going down the road to the dark side i guess, but if you like lapdances theyre overpriced here and i dont think you get what you overpay for. She mentioned 15 minutes for $200 or it may have been 30. Either way, the cameras are there. Not worth it.
4 yrs ago
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Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205
Laidback or lazy? You make the call.
First impression when i arrived was this place is twice as big as the typical club with half the dancers and patrons. It seems laid back, if you were to put a positove spin, or maybe lazy or not trying very hard. Maybe its because its Tuesday. It is my first visit here or in the area so i dont know. I did get 2 dances and a grilled chicken sandwich, which was my mission. Dinner with a view. But im writing this on site which means the view isnt keep me preoccupied. I shall describe. On arrival. Free parking.i arrived about 8. No cover. I saw 2 girls but a few more came. Asked for a menu, various easily prepared things like grilled chicken, cheaseburger, pizza, grilled cheese. 12 to 15 dollar range. Add fries for 2 bucks. With a coke i paid 20 plus tip. Waitress struggled with the math. Im a lazy cook, i will take a boneless chicken breast and slap it on the grill. Thats about what this was.which makes it better than bk. But again, low effort. Edible, but not great. Not tender. You probably care about tits and ass more than food. Ive been here 2 hours. Its been on stage twice. Ill get back to that, but the girls only go on stage if they feel like it. Which is too bad. Big room. Long stage in the middle. 1 pole probably about 15 feet tall. Circular bar on both ends. One of them has stairs from which girls may descend from the dressing rooms. One side has 3 well spaced tables in a row, the other side has 2 rows of tables, more tables on the end. A sign indicates a champagne room and a gold room. And theres a section with couches for dances. That being the only place i saw being used and the place i got my 2 dances. The girls. All looked decent and skinny and young. I was the most approached and danced with by a blonde who may have been in the 6 foot 3 range in heels. But rating her tits as b cup might be a tad generpus but i will go with it. Her dance was good with grind. Lapdances in the aforementiined area are $30 per song. No toll. No clothes come off. Touching allowed, which could be limits set by dancer. Mine said anywhere but her vagina. And now i have to amend some previous statements as i hqve gotten 2 dances from another dancer, but i was going to describe her anyway along with the other 3 girls. Thats right. 5 girls. This one was a little darker complected with long hair and c cup tits. I know because she approached, somewhere in the convo i mentioned tits and she showed me hers. Honestly she hqd not been on my todo list because she was wearing a leotard, and i dont thonk it was because the manager wants her to cover her belly so people dont ask if she is preggers. But she volunteered that private for 30 minutes is 350 and Baltimore you can get just as much action as Detroit. I dont know about that, but from what i can tell my $200 budget cap in Detroit wouldnt get me what i get thqt same level of service here. The other 3 dancers were a blond with nice c cup tits who did a nice stage set, climbing the pole all the way up and working it. An AA mix with c cup tits she let out on stage, and a dark complected girl with definitely the best (possbly d cup, again being generous in so rating) tits in the club. I had hoped to get my hands on them, but so did the other 8 customers im pretty sure and by the time she passed by i was in conversation with ms leotard. So there you have it. $30/song, no pressure. Pardon my typos. Hope this was informative and entertaining
4 yrs ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Todays meeting of the single mom support group...
As often is the case, i was time limitted. I came, met a blonde, went back and left satisfied. What follows are the entertaining details. Afternoons have always been good to me here. Evenings, not so much. I visit maybe once every other month. Im no regular. I dont know that half the customers are, i usually dont recognize dancers and they dont recognize me, but i usually dont have difficulty getting attention. I show my interest with my eyes. I think it works. Lately ive been spwnding time otc with an atf and i have been happy with that. According to her there had been a grill fire, but nothing that shut the place down beyond that day, regardless my atf switched things up. Who knows how much truth there is in things these girls say, if i wanted the news i would... well maybe the new york times is just as much of a roll of the dice. I digress. Tits. Thats what you want to hear about. A tall brunette was making the rounds, and man dif she have a nice pair of almost D cup tits. She probably got the guy at the next table to go vip if he was there for the usual business purpose of a visit to the silver criket. No, my hostess was a blonde. Not new to the business, but in her sparkly blue bikini her tits presented as if they were worth having a good time. Ive been here enough to know what the dancers have on the menu and i think any dancer here knows what the guys that come here want. I kept the negotiation brief and made the opening offer of unspecified entree for $150 and the dancer accepted, so off we went. With or without a home run i would have been fine. So quick details, same as any other review. Fenced lot no valet no cover, sign in sheet - does our governor come here in disguise? May be! I got my usual $8 coke. $10 to the attendant. I think the curtained room might have been a little smaller, business was good that day i suppose, she used a shoe to hold a corner of the curtain closed. Off came the sparkly boob support and the sights told a story of once glorious swollen breastfeeding mommy mammaries, now returned to their natural b cup mass no longer able to fill out the skin bags that this single mom now supported in a push up bra ss best she could. Im not one to let that get me down. Im soft like that, but i was there to get hard. And her conversation skills (what else are the mouths of dancers good for?) did exactly that. Curiously after a few songs of billy joel dinner music, she got out a cigarette and lit one up for a smoke. I wasnt too sure what to make of that, i was contemplating offering her a protein drink, but after suggesting i dress for rainy weather the music changed to frank sinatra and clearly it was her favorite. She honored the agreed upon price, she did ask about a tip which i had already planned to give anyway so everyone involved was happy. She knows how to get repeat customers, but i know how to pretend i heard her name from the start even though i didnt feel a need.
5 yrs ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Another quick but happy ending
This was a couple months ago, actually a couple weeks after the last review I put in. I need to catch up. I was hoping to see my unicorn from that last visit, but I have yet to reconfirm her existence. What I did get on this view was closer to my typical experience. Not ideal, but my needs were met. I shall explain. First, the usual details. No cover on day shift, no valet. I got a Coke $7. One stage 2 poles in the middle, booths along one side and bar along the other. Well decorated and in good condition. There were about 10 girls which seems pretty normal. On this visit, I didn't have too long to wait before a blonde came to sit with me (K) and I did ask by name about my unicorn, but she didn't seem to know who I was talking about. But anyway, I did say what I liked about her and what I was after. Primarily that I wanted everything, but I didn't want it rushed to a hasty conclusion. She did agree. She was as I said blonde, a little extra padding but nothing excessive and it works for me, nice tits - maybe the small end of D cup range. We went back, I paid the usual $10 for the wristband, we settled in. The private dances are in reasonably sized rooms (Bogarts by comparison being what I'd call small) with an armchair. We had agreed before hand to $200, but this girl apparently was a little disorganized. Usually I come in with a cover of my own, but usually it's not needed because the girls come prepared. On this day, I had driven a different car and wasn't prepared myself, and after she fumbled through her purse it turned out she wasn't either. She asked if that was okay. So I'm usually the type I'll respect that a dancer is interested in on the job safety, but I'm out of the baby making business and my priority is feel. So of course I agreed. This would have been a good thing as far as I'm concerned, but I don't think she expected me to accept. She and I had reached an agreement, and clearly she intended to honor that. But I think she was probably nervous. Her dance moves were intense, I think she didn't really want to draw out an enjoyable experience. She was racing to the destination. I did tell her to slow down, but the point of no return was approaching so she finished her dance on her knees, made me feel like a porn star and swallowed the evidence. It was a happy ending, but the story was more like reading cliff notes version. Which is usually my only complaint about dances at Criket. Mission accomplished. I know what to expect, at least on afternoons.
5 yrs ago
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Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Came looking for everything and found it
Well, this visit was my second to Bogarts but this time I was there for entertainment. I had made a stop at Criket first where the evening cover was $10 this time (last time I ended up at Bogart in the evening it started with striking out at Criket with cover of $5). So I parked, no valet, went in and paid the $5 cover. I just got a cola for $6 (was $7 at Criket). There were customers at most of the tables so I parked myself at the corner of the main large T shaped stage. This is a Bogart review, but I have to touch on Criket. Criket is usually my go-to but I also usually go in the afternoons. This was my second consecutive Criket visit where I got no girls visiting me... Not quite true, on my previous visit I had 1 girl stop by and I was really only budgeted for a few dances and she quoted a $100 minimum. Any other time that wouldn't have been an issue. ON this day, no girls stopped by and I left after about an hour. One note - Bogarts is cash only, they don't take credit cards. I tend to have a card I use for drinks when I'm at Criket so I don't dip into my cash supply. So after arriving, I sat a while and watched the stage, waited to see who would stop by. I did wait a little while and saw some familiar faces from my last visit. Then all at once I got 4 girls visiting one after another. There was this fairly hot girl that's some sort of Puerto Rican or latin mix, except tall. Pretty hot. I swear I've seen her described in reviews before but I scanned through and couldn't find her. Besides the point. I mean, she looks like she's too hot to be at Bogarts. She asked me if I wanted to get some dances, this was while she was on stage, and I said yes. She had to do her stage set then something then it was the review thing where all the girls have to go up before she could go for private. So as she's on stage, Candy stopped by. I talked with her on the previous visit, I mentioned I had plans for VIP. She asked if I had tipped her, and it's not my thing usually... I said I hadn't, I'm on a budget and I'm saving my money for my private dances. Candy gave me a 1 to tip with. I did. So then N stopped by. Brunette, nice C cup tits, wearing an outfit that was 1" black bands. She looked like strip club lighting was her friend, I think by daylight she might have that weathered look of a biker chick, but she was on the same page as me for dances and I accepted her offer to go after the review. We agreed on $160 for everything. She opened with $200. She said just don't take too long, which was fine as it was late and I had a long drive. Another girl stopped by, I said I was getting dances from somebody else. Then the first girl stopped by and I said I'm going with N, and that was fine... I doubt she'd have any trouble finding someone that wanted dances from her. But there was at that time not as many customers. $10 for the wristband which would have been reusable, but that wasn't my plan. So, up the stairs on the end of the place where you come in, small curtained rooms and the one that we got had a chair... not a folding chair, but the kind you might have at a table at a roadside diner.. Seemed appropriate to the décor. She started her dance, the straps were pulled aside to let her tits out but the strappy outfit stayed on. No big deal. She put on the cover and told me the best way for her is to be on the chair, so I stood behind her and she guided me into position. With her face pressed against the wall, her motions stirred my emotions and it was just right - not too short, not too long. I left happy. And it sounded like she was too.
5 yrs ago
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Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Play it again, Bogart's: my first visit here, no action but I'd try it again
For me this was a first visit ever to Bogies. No dancer approached in my hour long visit, but I consider this a scouting visit for my sake and I'd give the place another try. Many details may be repeated but I'll put them in anyway because the place is frequently reviewed and when so many people say it's been said, these details may be down the list a few pages. Coming in after parking with no mandatory valet, I paid the $5 cover charge and was given a drink ticket. I assume that's somehow meant to track that you do buy a drink, whatever. I ordered a Coke, it was $7. These two expenses combined were the sum total of what I spent. The layout is a single room, not terribly big, 3 small one pole stages and one bigger T shaped stage with 3 poles. Bar is opposite the entrance. Between the stages and bar there are 4 fixed tables with fixed bar stools. I sat at one of these. On the side near the door is a raised area with steps leading up and on the opposite side is where the DJ and bathrooms are situated. The bathrooms are reminiscent of your typical gas station bathroom. Plenty of seating around the stages. Stages and the ample supply of pervert row seating seem to dominate the room, but in spite of that and the ample supply of customers there were only one or two seated by the stages, usually for tipping purposes. I counted about 10 girls working. A variety of ethnicities. White AA Asian were represented. Some looked decent. Some looked like the cashier at the truck stop gas station. Some of the good looking ones new how to use the pole. A couple of the ones overdue for retirement danced like their arthritis didn't really want to let them the range of motion necessary to move in an appealing manner. But half of the girls would have served their purpose and given me a feel for what dances are like here. My budget for the evening was suitable for a scouting trip, I wasn't planning for extras this evening, but 2 or 3 songs would have been something I'd have tried. But it didn't happen. Over the course of my hour long visit I'd been approached once and declined... It was early in the visit. I'd walked in and a decent looking blonde was on stage and had caught my eye. After I sat down and had my Coke, Crystal stopped by. Her body was decent. But the conversation wasn't engaging, and I'm not sure how to describe my concerns politely. She had a big smile, but I pictured a BJ from her being uncomfortable. Not because I planned on extras. But her teeth were very prominent. I like feeling lips on my member. Teeth not so much. And it's not that her teeth were crooked, just prominent. I suppose I could have told her I'm an ass man and enjoyed some grind from behind, but it was just too distracting for me to accept at the time and I figured I'd hold out and see what else happened. What else happened was nothing, but on this night it didn't bother me to leave without having spent my budget. Overall, I was disappointed with the amount of circulation of dancers. Most stuck with who a regular. Some hid in the corner. A couple times during the visit was the 'grand finale' which is just what they called it even though after the grand finale business as usual followed. I gather this isn't a place to contemplate anything intellectual, like how can something that isn't final be a finale? Setting aside the potential intellectual conundrum, it's where all the girls try to crowd onto stage to encourage guys to get dances or tip or something. For what it's worth, this was my second stop for this evening. First was Silver Criket where the décor is more upscale but the net effect the same. One last comparison and contrast is that Criket seems to attract the retired demographic as its customer base whereas Bogart seems to attract the younger, less affluent demographic. And for sure, what's often said of smoke is true. Smoking is done in the open, although I'd say it isn't as thick as an '80's high school bathroom. Credit for that would be due to smoking just not being as popular as in generations past.
5 yrs ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Nearly left from no attention, but then I found out unicorns are real...
This is about the 3rd visit to Criket I had since reopening. I arrived at 3:30 and planned to leave at 4:30, and as 4:30 rolled by I had not yet had one girl sit with me. This is not my usual experience at Criket. But for some reason I didn't leave and I'm glad for that because I told myself I'd go back with just about anyone that would stop by for at least a couple clean dances, and what happened next is going to sound like a "Dear Penthouse" letter, it was that good. So some details, which won't be anything new, but occasionally there have been so many reviews that say this has been described before that you have to go down a few pages just to find the details. I arrived on afternoon shift so no cover. No valet. I live somewhere around an hour away and alcohol triggers some messed up digestive issues, so my usual order is a coke. That costs $7. At the center is a stage with 2 poles, in my experience usually there is 1 girl on stage on one at a time in the afternoons. There are 2 poles at the end of the bar on one side of the main room, the other side has a row of booths... They charged $20 for booths but I haven't asked since reopening. Masks are required when circulating but not when seated or in back. Temperature scan when you enter. The place is in nice shape. Tiled bathroom. There is a smoking lounge. According to the DJ there were 10 girls working. I had seen that a few were doing private dances, a couple with regulars at the bar.... I think I could account for 6 or 7. There were definitely more than 10 customers. Not a good ratio. And there were a couple that it seemed were not circulating. As I said, I went over an hour without any girls sitting with me. That's not usually my experience at Criket. Some of the girls on stage that were noteworth were Legs - tall AA girl, notable for her long legs. Paris, I liked her outfit, was prepared to speak some French with her but she went back to her regular after her stage set. Now I'll try not to go on too much about myself, but Criket is my go to place, I'm not a frequent flyer - I go maybe once every other month. I don't usually see the same girls except one or two. I really can say there's probably only one or maybe two girls I've gotten dances from more than once. Not necessarily by choice, but it's worth noting that I make it policy to not get numbers because I want to not get attached. I bring this up for a reason. So it's 4:30. I'm thinking my time allotment is up, it's time to leave. But I haven't actually gotten up to leave. And I've seen a blonde in her street clothes who is now out on the floor. And she comes over and sits with me. I am not the kind of guy that has a poker face, my emotions show, and apparently on this day she could see that I wasn't having a good time. She said so after we went back. As I said, I had the plan that if someone came along I'd go back, try a couple dances and cut my losses if needed, so I went back without much banter. I can't complain about this girl's looks, might not have been supermodel thin but she had nice natural D cup tits and she was tall. I have come to appreciate talent over looks. We agreed on $200 for FS and no song count. Based on prior experience, I usually find I fire off quicker than planned because the dancer has no concept of savoring the journey. They go down and start bobbing their head up and down, jump on me and start hopping up and down at a high rate of speed, and before I can say slow down it's over. That was not the case today. This girl did it all and took her time. She got out the raincoat and put it on with her mouth. She did CBJ, then CG, then took off her raincoat and wiped me off and put on the cover I brought, CBJ and she reacted nicely as my finger went exploring. Then more CG. She could tell my member wasn't in favor of being covered and offered a little more if we went to $300 total and for how well she was doing I agreed. She finished with a nice BBBJTCIM and swallowed the evidence. She offered digits, and I really considered breaking my rules for her but declined. I'd reconsider if I saw her again, but so far that hasn't happened. Digits I did notice: the time. When I walked out I checked the time. It was 5:30. Yeah, she took her time and treated me right.