Reviews by Species

This review is a longgggg time coming. I’ve decided to at least take a peak at all the clubs in the A. At least all the non-franchised ones. I was NOT feeling he idea of going to a bikini club. I walk in, I think I paid a 5 dollar cover. It was Saturday afternoon. Get in, pay inside and BOOM! There are women everywhere. Fully clothed women. WTF. Ok.... they are in bikinis, but the customers are just tipping and losing their minds. I’m sitting there looking upset. Get a beer. A girl approaches. Has hair like the rapper Yo-Yo from back in the day but a much smaller chick. She tells me everything in the back is naked. Offers to go. I ask what goes down back there. She seemed to innocent. I got one dance from her on the floor. She flashed me the boobs but that was enough. Next young lady comes and sits. I lament to her. She’s about 5’1 with perky tits and abs of STEEL. She tells me anything goes in the back. I tell her I’m gonna want it to go pretty f’n far. She says like how? U can’t pee on me. I’m like yup, if that’s what U consider too far, Ure the girl for me. She says 20 for the room and 100 for her. I negotiate 100 for everything. She accepts and gets a rub.... a party favor. She comes back to the room, gently kicks my legs apart and begins to dance. She is clothes for most of the song but when she takes it off, it was on. She handed my the party favor and put her nipple in my mouth while she bounced song after song after song. I’m really glad I got her number. Word to the wise. If U leave any evidence of Ur visit (ie beer bottles or napkins or party favors or “residue”) the girl will get charged by the house. Not exactly Ur problem but be nice. U WILL want to come back. I didn’t tip her but I did with the beer. Total damage with entry 110 bucks. I’ll be back but will probably stick to dayshit unless I read reviews to change my mind.

This is from last Saturday. After having a bit of trouble finding the place (I saw Wax from the main road and forgot I was going to Babes), I get into the parking lot. Straight line parking. Not too many spots but I doubt it gets over crowded. There is a side lot but it's por hole city. This is the second to last door in a strip mall and it has most of the space. General pat down. No cover. This is about 2 pm. I walk in and see ZERO girls dancing. One is talking to an older guy and there are about 3 more geriatrics. 1 guy comments that he is going to leave because there are no girls. One of the door guys is tending bar. He knows where NOTHING is. I got a jack & coke for more than I expected for this place. I don't remember the cost. Beer was about 5 bucks. I asked him if there were any women. He says yes. Over the next 5 or so minutes girls wander from the back. About 6 are on the floor now and it gets to around 10 before I left 2 hours later. A woman approaches me and asks for a dance. I ask her if she's good and ok with mutual contact. She says she's great. I say I'll decide and put down 10 dollars and move to a high table. 5 dollars a song. At this time there may be 12 custies including 2 couples. She grinds decently and talks. Find out she's like 45. Very very nice body for that age. Thick real Booty. Big tits. Obviously the gym is her bff. We do 4 songs and talk a bit. I encourage her to do rounds. We exchanged numbers and will hook up OTC. A girl came and said it was her bday and asked for a dance. She has perhaps the BIGGEST natural tits I've ever seen. I wanted to take her home but I didn't wanna dance. By this time I'd seen her dance a few times and wasn't impressed. I did break her off a bday tip tho and asked her to show me one nipple.... man those things.... whew.... next a girl that came out and went straight to the VIP area makes her way to where I was sitting across the room. We did 2 dances. She stick shifts every few seconds. I'm a fan. This should help with the previous VIP convo. She quoted 30 for the room and 10 dollars a song. I told her I would need a lil more than one I'm getting here. I won't quote her exactly, but she did say she's gonna make that mf happy.... paraphrasing. She went and got baby oil and gave a thorough stripper handshake. From behind tho as one was playing pool and a few others straggled back there. I kinda took control of the situation. She said U bein too obvious. I said it's your fault for being too fine. She laughed. I didn't finish but it went from one guy to 6 over 3 songs. I tipped her and sat back down. She is most def open for OTC. As far as ITC action, there is no real privacy from what I saw. If I'd gotten her from the jump before all those other ppl arrived, it would've been fine. And the Price she quoted me was bogus. Had to be. A ton of ppl sitting back there just to sit and the first girl I danced came back there too and did absolutely NOTHING more than what she did with me out front. Be open and honest, especially with the stick shifters. They know why you're there. Side note. Bathrooms SUCKED but I doubt they have any room for a troll which is probably a decent trade off. Last girl I danced THICK! Papi would take a flight to the A for this chick. Like 38 triple D. 44 inch ass and a flat stomach. She was insane. Didn't have enough time to get more than a dance But I got her number. We will see what happens. May actually go back today. There are a few dayshifts I wanna hit up tho. I'll let you know.

Ok... I've been going to clubs for many years and always came up empty. I used to be the make it rain at the stage guy that would have several girls sit and exchange numbers and possibly hook up for more OTC. And more was typically a sob story or food request. I've seen you guys with major SC swag. Today was a first for me. Relieved of 10 dollars at the valet (got there around three, a couple hours later than I'd planned). 5 bucks to get in. I look in and the club is PACKED. All kinds of women- some sexy, some not. There was an open spot right by the door at the couches. I was thinking about taking it when a stripper came and sat and took out her phone. When you snooze, you lose. A guy came in about 5 minutes after and shared the spot with the dancer. I learned not to be overwhelmed by the packed nature of the club. I spied another few minutes. I found an older gentleman motor-boating a DD dancer and happened my way over there. I asked permission to sit at his table. He warned it may be an hour or more on drinks. We chatted and I told him I had to come thanks to this forum. He was well aware of it and has reviews here as well. He told me that he almost had a heart attack last month in Follies due to the VIP craziness. He then went up to the couches when a space opened and disappeared with a young spinner. I watched a few moments and ended up taking his couch space. There were about 5 or 6 phenomenal bodies there but it was so packed it would've been labor to get to them. One walks up to me. Asks to sit and chats a bit. Thanks to Papi, girls have to tell me upfront what they are willing to allow during a dance. She said the only rule is fun. She started the dance and I wasn't impressed. But the grind got better and she bounced up and down. I'd already decided to get 2 dances so I wouldn't have to break a 20. By the second one. She was stick shifting like crazy. She asked if I knew about VIP. Told me 150. Told me where I could purchase a condom. I watched her like a hawk a hawk but agreed and gave her the money. The rest went down exactly how you would want it. Her best friend even came in and hung out in the VIP and she was HAWT. She even had a little extra for cleanup but it was still a mess.... So... 10 for valet, 5 for entry, 20 in dances 150 for a private room (I only thought they had the big one in the back) and I forgot to give her 5 back for the condom. Didn't buy any drinks. So 185 and now I'm about to take a shower. I'm now officially a Follies man.

Papi refers to himself as a true PL (pathetic loser). I've been going to strip clubs for the past few years, have probably averaged close to a couple hundred per visit, have had EXTREMELY low mileage until recently and still never ventured into VIP. Didn't even realize that "extras" are normal. What's worse? Its Thanksgiving. I'm about to take a shower, maybe catch a movie and head to either this club, Follies or Pinups1 bot necessarily in that order. Who's the PL now? Anywho, Papi went on a strip club tear here in the A recently. I read his journey journal like a guide book. I always want the hottest girls in the club to approach me. I want to talk and feel them up and get aroused and get loose. I want girls with fantastic stripper bodies that know how to use them. I want to call them when they aren't working and have them cooking naked in my house... Ok I got lost for a sec. Back to the story.... I have always stuck to the Northside strip clubs with the occasional venture to Strokers and twice to Pin Ups. This time, I went to Blaze. I looked around and immediately asked if there were another floor. I followed another patron downstairs. Bar tender was FINE. Assumed she had to be a dancer on her period but needing to work. Hey, I can assume shit at strip club tyvm. I sat at the bar. A girl approached. I told her to check on me later. See, I wasn't interested but aggressive women could always talk me out of a dance. My thinking was hell they need the money. After Papi's class, I realized that isn't my problem. I'm not an asshole, but my no is no. I got approached by a stallion soon after. She asked if I want a dance. I said that depends. Are U grinding on me and do you have a problem with me touching you? She was like I'll earn my money but please don't stick your fingers inside me. I don't know how many dances you've had or where these girls have been. I was direct and got a direct answer. From now on, I'll travel with hand sanitizer incase I hear that shit again... I spent most of my day with a very beautiful girl who showed me her music videos. Got her number and we actually chat but I ain't tryna be her pen pal. She needs a penis pal. She just doesn't know it yet. There were a couple of others, but the last I met was very aggressive in a good way. When I posed my questions about her having a problem, she grabbed my stick and put my hand between her legs and asked What do you think? Unlike my sensei, I'm going to being rubbers with me. I'm probably wearing jeans but no boxers. Might sound bad but hey, two women went in there. They need easy access to what they are looking for. Couple side notes... This was a Saturday around 2 pm. There was a lot going on. One dude was sucking a titty at the bar like chocolate milk would spring forth. They seem very open. I assume the vhm area would be where the pool tables are downstairs. I never left the bar. The best dancer in there I flat out asked for what I wantm. She advised she is beginning her porn career and will only bang for work in a video. She's like 20. Tall. Super big real tits. 6 pack stomach. I think 3 clit piercings. Amazing on stage but her private dance was eh... Not bad just not amazing. I'll try her again.... Dances only 5 bucks. Drinks were cheap at the time. No cover or parking fee at the time. They posed a TON of slow long ass songs. The money stretched quite well. Only spent about 120 for drinks and dances over 4 hours. That actually may have been too much to some for a no score but I'm finally moving up in the game. Well worth it.

After what seems like eleventy billion (yes I just made up that number) strip club visits, I finally got asked to VIP tonight. "I'd love to stay with U baby, but I see Ure with Ur boys (I was by myself just near some guys) and I don't wanna bother U guys unless U wanna go spend some private time in VIP" I guess it's ok for me to be bothered then. So she quotes me a price of $235. Fortunately, you guys have schooled me well (I'm not going over $125) Naked had a beautiful face but a very average mid section with a sub par lap dance. Worst of the night in fact, but she has a beautiful face. And she promised "whatever I want cuz it's our private time". Highly doubt that but all good. All in all very good night. several spinners with good stick shifting. I'll be back.

Ok. So I walk in here and I'm like, this is different. It looks like what I would expect an old Mexican Catholic chapel to look like on the inside, slightly mixed with a bar. The walls have naked bodies on them but again, it doesn't fit. I made my way to the bar. A bit dingy but I took the plunge and ordered liquor. Was thinking of only order something out of an open bottle but heck, whiskey can kill most difficult right? There was some Latin Caribbean music playing, then dancehall and later Soca. This all happened in my first half hour there. It didn't seem to work for me though the girls seemed to enjoy it. I'm used to very provocative music (Pour some sugar on me) in the white clubs and very instructive music (take yo panties off, pop that pussy, make that ass clap) in the black ones. This proves that women can strip to pretty much anything. After that initial half hour, the music changed up to songs I've heard on this continent. An older woman that gives massages along with her life story came and sat with me. There's always that one. Be nice say no thank you or not right now and tip them to leave. Now there were I would say. 5 STARS in there body wise. I was really impressed. There were several average to above average ones and about 4 that really should be in another profession completely. People don't seem to tip on the stage at all. The mileage was average from the two women I got dances from, but better than expected. They were HOT though. Didn't make a VIP trip but I think I made a friend or two. I'll definitely be back. Stay tuned.

First time going hear after a comedy show. Let me start with the positives. The pole work was GREAT! There were about 6 acrobats on duty with 3 that should be teaching other pole works to work poles. Negatives? Almost everything else. Drinks were 5 a piece (very good on a Saturday night). Entry fee was 20 dollars (OUTLANDISH FOR WHAT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE THAN 10 GIRLS DANCING)! I went with a girl and stayed for a couple of hours. I watched every girl in there hit the stage at least once and then more came back. This was a "make it rain" type environment but only one very pretty girl seemed to come up with more than 50 bucks after her set (she needed a bag to pick up all her money and she was the best dancer with the best body and prettiest face by far!) So as I said, I'm there for a couple of hours. The customers fluctuate from about 10 to 35 but he number of dancers did not increase. One of the dancers asked me for a dance. Really pretty. Way too skinny. Please sit down and let me by U a hamburger type skinny. But the dance was only 5 bucks. So I bought one for the sexiest customer I'm there (hate she wasn't there to work). I wasn't able to get one dance AT ALL. For the annoyingly loud music in the way too small venue that boasted some side chairs as a VIP area and a back couch area that looked way to dingy to actually sit near a second stage, I left unhappy. The 3 really sexy girls and 5 dollar dances may prompt a return trip, but only if I happen to be going to the comedy club next door first.

Let's start with the positive.... On second thought, let's not. There is a Dominican woman that dances there that has clearly loved a rough life. I'm betting she was gorgeous a decade ago but I'm thinking she hasn't seen her glory days in well over 10 years.... When I got in there I was hit with the typical 10 dollar entry fee. I got a drink and was stopped by her before I sat down... She's a sad case... The most beautiful girl in there was fully clothed and fan dancing.... Meanwhile the first woman that came and asked me about a dance was a white 60 something (or very close to it) Stripper with a great body had it been clothed. She had more wrinkles than the government's new health care plan. It was actually kinda sick. She made the Dominican look attractive. The hottest real body in there was a very fit black girl that was doing the moonwalk in Stripper heels. The hottest Fake body in there was a blonde haired blue eyed beauty who couldn't by a dance to save her life... This was the stripper equivalent of the Twilight Zone. I left very early and I'm not an early strip club leaver guy.... I didn't even use all my singles.

I ended up going to Oasis on Saturday because I forgot my flipping wallet & had to go home. Oasis is the closest club to me. I decided to venture out into the unknown Sunday (with ID ready) and checked out Pin Ups. It was about 9 pm. Parking was 5-10 dollars (and U could literally park directly next to the 10 dollar parking and save a 5 spot for about 2 extra steps. Weird turnstile to go through before a pat down. There's one bar that is 3 sided and the girls tend to stay near the entrance or way in the back. Only a handful of girls asked for dances. Only one was overbearing and pushy. This is a VERY black club so be prepared to hear music U may have never heard. Still fitting of the strip club scene though. Domestic beer was 5 and liquor was 10. 5 dollar lapdances ALL NITE & some of these girls work HARD for it. The most beautiful girls were air dancing which is a waste of time, but the pole killing super spinners? From nipple bites to friendly "tugs" they were fantastic! There was well over 30 girls. About 25% were 8.5 and above with about just as many being 7 and below... That 7.5-8 range was on point though! I went because of a fantastic review on the VIP. Didn't even see it until I was leaving and no girl brought it up. I got a couple of dances from this swindler that kept lying about what I owed her (gave her a 20 after 2 songs and she was talking about I owed her 10). I didn't give her another dime and I never will. Hope I get to go with several people and have a swarm of girls while she holds up a "Will Strip For Food" sign. Can't stand broads like that. That being said, it'll be awhile before she goes hungry. She had to be the biggest road in there weight wise. Everything was cute on her but her stomach which would've been nice if covered. Anyway, I highly recommend. I'd rather look at the super hot chicks than get a damn air dance. The ones that work it are the ones for me and U can get that without the super packed Follies feel.... Hell, they may have had more dancers than customers. Key note, only saw one non-black chick. She's Italian with a clearly fake booty but very nicely done (not too big U just know genetics ain't give it to her!)

Went here on Monday. I saw less than 20 customers. More strippers than that. As previous reviews stated, they don't chase. I was here twice about a year ago. The stage set up has changed but not much else. Very average to well above average girls. No VIP that I could see, but I would've gone cuz the Lap dances beside the main stage get RAUNCHY. Security only glances back there. I recommend the dancer with the tiger paws on her breasts. Her name escapes me but her hands did not escape my body. On a side note, Monday is 2 for 10 lap dances. If I go back, that'll be why. Some were jerks. All of them are paper chasers, including this one deaf girl who goes to tables & writes down a question asking if they want a dance. That is both sad and HILARIOUS on so many levels.

Here's the deal. I go here hoping to grab some wings, beers and boobs- not necessarily in that order. They had a range of girls from below average to insanely hot. One girl was kissing me on the cheeks and the manager reprimanded her for it. "Don't engage" he said. I didn't see any food and while the girls aren't pushy, they'll also not touchy. The "lap dances" involved almost zero lap. There was no area seen where anything private could occur and the ultimate no-no was commited... The waitresses were WAY HOTTER on average than the naked girls. All & all not bad but could be so much better.