Craptastic Sunday Night

Let's start with the positive.... On second thought, let's not. There is a Dominican woman that dances there that has clearly loved a rough life. I'm betting she was gorgeous a decade ago but I'm thinking she hasn't seen her glory days in well over 10 years.... When I got in there I was hit with the typical 10 dollar entry fee. I got a drink and was stopped by her before I sat down... She's a sad case... The most beautiful girl in there was fully clothed and fan dancing.... Meanwhile the first woman that came and asked me about a dance was a white 60 something (or very close to it) Stripper with a great body had it been clothed. She had more wrinkles than the government's new health care plan. It was actually kinda sick. She made the Dominican look attractive. The hottest real body in there was a very fit black girl that was doing the moonwalk in Stripper heels. The hottest Fake body in there was a blonde haired blue eyed beauty who couldn't by a dance to save her life... This was the stripper equivalent of the Twilight Zone. I left very early and I'm not an early strip club leaver guy.... I didn't even use all my singles.