Twilight Zone of Strip Clubs

Ok. So I walk in here and I'm like, this is different. It looks like what I would expect an old Mexican Catholic chapel to look like on the inside, slightly mixed with a bar. The walls have naked bodies on them but again, it doesn't fit. I made my way to the bar. A bit dingy but I took the plunge and ordered liquor. Was thinking of only order something out of an open bottle but heck, whiskey can kill most difficult right? There was some Latin Caribbean music playing, then dancehall and later Soca. This all happened in my first half hour there. It didn't seem to work for me though the girls seemed to enjoy it. I'm used to very provocative music (Pour some sugar on me) in the white clubs and very instructive music (take yo panties off, pop that pussy, make that ass clap) in the black ones. This proves that women can strip to pretty much anything. After that initial half hour, the music changed up to songs I've heard on this continent. An older woman that gives massages along with her life story came and sat with me. There's always that one. Be nice say no thank you or not right now and tip them to leave. Now there were I would say. 5 STARS in there body wise. I was really impressed. There were several average to above average ones and about 4 that really should be in another profession completely. People don't seem to tip on the stage at all. The mileage was average from the two women I got dances from, but better than expected. They were HOT though. Didn't make a VIP trip but I think I made a friend or two. I'll definitely be back. Stay tuned.