Hesitant

This review is a longgggg time coming. I’ve decided to at least take a peak at all the clubs in the A. At least all the non-franchised ones. I was NOT feeling he idea of going to a bikini club. I walk in, I think I paid a 5 dollar cover. It was Saturday afternoon. Get in, pay inside and BOOM! There are women everywhere. Fully clothed women. WTF. Ok.... they are in bikinis, but the customers are just tipping and losing their minds. I’m sitting there looking upset. Get a beer. A girl approaches. Has hair like the rapper Yo-Yo from back in the day but a much smaller chick.

She tells me everything in the back is naked. Offers to go. I ask what goes down back there. She seemed to innocent. I got one dance from her on the floor. She flashed me the boobs but that was enough. Next young lady comes and sits. I lament to her. She’s about 5’1 with perky tits and abs of STEEL. She tells me anything goes in the back. I tell her I’m gonna want it to go pretty f’n far. She says like how? U can’t pee on me. I’m like yup, if that’s what U consider too far, Ure the girl for me. She says 20 for the room and 100 for her. I negotiate 100 for everything. She accepts and gets a rub.... a party favor. She comes back to the room, gently kicks my legs apart and begins to dance. She is clothes for most of the song but when she takes it off, it was on.

She handed my the party favor and put her nipple in my mouth while she bounced song after song after song. I’m really glad I got her number. Word to the wise. If U leave any evidence of Ur visit (ie beer bottles or napkins or party favors or “residue”) the girl will get charged by the house. Not exactly Ur problem but be nice. U WILL want to come back. I didn’t tip her but I did with the beer. Total damage with entry 110 bucks. I’ll be back but will probably stick to dayshit unless I read reviews to change my mind.