Women love to talk. Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a post-canoodling cuddle session, Mrs. Hornibastard recently asked me, “What do you like to think about while we’re making love?”
I immediately sensed this might be a trick question and frantically tried to come up with a safe, plausible response.
Mrs. Hornibastard soon broke the silence with another…
There are many ways a stripper can introduce herself to you. Some techniques are more memorable than others.
The most common and perhaps the lamest is to simply slide up to your table with her boobs hanging out and ask if you want some company. It works if there is enough skin showing and it’s not too…
This is the tale of my wondrous Houdini boxers and how they changed my life.
First, you must understand that during my early years as a strip club monger “table dances” were a new idea. There were no “lap dances” yet and “a good grind” back then referred to a good cup of coffee.
Just as the lap dance…
Precisely how should we relate to strippers - the women who will strip down to their masbcara and provide desploogination services to strangers for a fee? This is a question that has bedeviled the world’s greatest minds. Plato, Aristotle, Buddha, St. Thomas Aquinas, Leibniz, Hume, Locke, Groucho and Woody Allen have all attempted to set forth how we…
