Reviews by s88
Submit a ReviewVanity Club NY
77-14 Queens Blvd
Elmhurst, NY 11373
Has some petite hot barbies, but it's still super dead
Vanity, located on Queens Blvd, came 11pm Friday night, 10 bartenders, 7 dancers, 2 customers, 7 male staff inside on the floor, more standing outside. $30 cover, pat down, must give email and phone/govt name…
Sep 9, 2023, 8:37 PM
NYC Gentlemens Club
26-50 Brooklyn Queens Expy W
Flushing, NY 11377
Improved alot, slower but better for us
Came to NYC gents around midnight on Friday night 14 dancers seven guys, left around 12:45 a.m. $20 cover, $10 beer, much quieter than my 2021 visit. Very heavy pat town at the door, they…
Sep 9, 2023, 3:42 PM
Brass Rail Tavern
701 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2B2, Canada
Super hot girls, but bad ratio
Brass rail, easily seen on Younge street, free cover for the first floor (bad idea) or you can take the stairs right at the door to the second floor for something called upper brass, when…
Jul 22, 2023, 12:14 PM
Platinum Dolls
725 7th Ave
New York, NY 10019
try Patterson clubs or drive slowly with your window rolled down in East New York
Platinum dolls is located in north times square. Please ignore Tonic/Lagos right next to Platinum Dolls, an over hyped vanilla hip hop restaurant next that catches violence over the years. The rope line is for…
Oct 11, 2022, 3:40 AM
Sky Lounge
4358 Telephone Rd
Houston, TX 77087
Brand New Best Telephone Road club in 2022
4348 Telephone Road is real address of the club. This is a BYOB club, you must bring your own beer or hard liquor. There are mandatory $ single digit fees for mixers, cups, or snacks.…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(oscar_hoya)
Aug 31, 2022, 3:37 AM
Happy-Go-Lucky
4016 Telephone Rd
Houston, TX 77087
has potential, but missing a deer head on the wall
Looks like a Motorcycle or Tiffany Lamp Dive Bar on the outside and inside. Only thing missing is the deer head on the wall inside. Untouched from the 1970s. No music, only sound is Sports…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(s88)
Aug 31, 2022, 3:37 AM
Hi Five Club
4356 Telephone Rd
Houston, TX 77087
Nobody wants to be here, not even the staff
Now called Hi Five Club. Came 9pmish on a friday, 3 asian models all post menopause, $5 beer, no cover, no VIP rooms or play area AFAIK. White male bartender who doesn't want to be…
Aug 31, 2022, 3:12 AM
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
641 W 51st St
New York, NY 10019
spanish grannies
Came around 12am on a wed to thursday night, wanted to see what the vibe was after Lido moved out. $20 cover, $18 for a champagne, they had no other wines, 4 customers were there…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(JimR38)
Aug 5, 2022, 11:52 PM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
great not-urban club
This is a summary of 2 visits. Came around 1230 AM sat night/sun morn. $15 cover, metal detect, no pat down, no ID scanner. $12 wine. I skipped being seated and handcuffed to a table…
Jun 27, 2022, 2:31 AM
Riviera Gentleman's Club
34-48 Steinway St
Astoria, NY 11101
Barbie dolls everywhere but don't come without a wingman
Came on a Saturday night around 11:30, front door has a TSA style pat down, metal detector, take out your pockets and take off your shoes. Ex-TSA all of them. Cover is $20 through a…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Estafador)
Mar 23, 2022, 9:05 PM
Spearmint Rhino
622 W 47th St
New York, NY 10036
crickets chirping on friday night
Time for Review #2, this combines one weekday experience with a friday night experience, cover is now $20, but no drink minimum. No pat down or ID scan, same as before. Floor 5 (stages/tables but…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Banner344 )
Feb 19, 2022, 5:16 PM
Spearmint Rhino
622 W 47th St
New York, NY 10036
first review
Time to pop the cherry of this club.
Came friday night, grand opening, around midnight, there was a blizzard but it was packed inside. No ID scan (check obv, but no scan), no pat down. Free…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Banner344 )
Feb 3, 2022, 3:06 AM
Foxy Gentlemen’s Club
1201 Surf Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11224
It's raining paper, get the broom to clean the stage.
I came around 12:30 a.m. and left around 1:30 a.m. Cover was $30. A wine is $10. Pretty thorough pat down but no metal detector. 16 men 21 women. Coat check and cover guy AKA…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Sushisan)
Jan 9, 2022, 3:11 PM
AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar
201 Secaucus Rd
Secaucus, NJ 07094
Don't come unless you speak spanish
Came 12am sat night, 49 men 21 women. $25 cover. $12 wine. 80% are American black or off the plane Spanish. A few token white women. This is an AA club. Every man smoking hookah,…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(eros973)
Dec 5, 2021, 4:21 PM
Flashdancers Downtown
59 Murray St
New York, NY 10007
Come only if its walkable from your hotel
Came 10PM to Flashdancers Downtown. The door is highly "busy" or better put, buried in a sidewalk dining set up of the not-strip restaurant next door. Anyways, there is a doorman in an officer cap…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(hornyashell)
Oct 26, 2021, 2:00 AM
Satin Dolls
689 8th Ave
New York, NY 10036
Goto a pub and watch pornhub on ur phone
Came Friday 9pm, Bouncers are pretty careful about keeping homeless people and non-customers out. ID scanner. Once inside to your right is the cashier girl and coat girl although it is quite amateur setup. Cover…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(joebyr)
Oct 18, 2021, 9:51 PM
NYC Gentlemens Club
26-50 Brooklyn Queens Expy W
Flushing, NY 11377
Owner is wealthier than you, stay home
I came 8 p.m., no pat-down no metal detector no cover yet on a Friday night. Pre covid I know that I would have gotten a pat down but I think things changed after a…
Sep 25, 2021, 1:40 PM
Sapphire New York
333 E 60th St
New York, NY 10022
Reopened after covid but nothing changes here
Came on a Tuesday at 930 pm. The bouncer did not ask for cover. IIRC correctly from yrs ago it was 20$ reg, 30$ if feature dancer. But post covid 2021 weekday it was free.…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(altered.ego)
Sep 15, 2021, 2:21 PM
Gallaghers 2000
43-19 37th St
Queens, NY 11101
No more $20 songs rooms only
Came at 10:50 p.m. Less intensive Security check then before covid. Cover was $5. A wine is $11. There are no floor dances allowed. The only price point is $100 in a room. 10 or…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Hollywood)
Aug 15, 2021, 1:40 AM
Sapphire 39
20 W 39th St
New York, NY 10018
alot of women but nothing to do here
Came on a wed night around 11pm, $20 cover, ID scan mandatory, all sapphires (60/39) do the nonsense of trying to marry a waitress to you and the fake bougoise "1 male at door". No…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(s88)
Aug 3, 2021, 11:01 PM
Pumps
1089 Grand St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
come here if you wanna take a topbun home
12am arive fri nite-sat morn, leave 1250am. No cover. ID computer scanned. Full pat down. No Coat check. Wine $8. Pumps brand spring Water and coke are $5 each. All served with paper straws, toss…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(TwinCities)
Feb 22, 2020, 10:09 AM
LeRouge Lounge
West 47th Street
New York, NY 10036
a small step above old scores
I've been visiting for a couple months now since other parties got stale. Cover is $20 or free, read email carefully. All dancers seem to have to be on the floor by 1030pm. Before that…
6 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(PremiumEvents)
May 24, 2019, 9:55 AM
Peyton's Play Pen
3901 2nd Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11232
a semi-bikini bar with thick disinterested dancers
I came at 930pm, $10 cover. Since it was surprise raining that night, I was a bit wet running through the rain. The bouncer playfully or seriously tried tri to deny entry, asking me "how…
May 26, 2018, 8:11 PM
Shakers
295 Hoboken Rd
Carlstadt, NJ 07072
stay at home if you want to drink or watch softcore porn
I came here because a dancer thinking of working here from my other club wanted me to go investigate this club by myself for her. I wouldve never gone here otherwise based on reviews.
I asked…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(emmitt22)
Apr 28, 2018, 12:53 PM





















