Reviews by solidmark
Submit a ReviewFoxy Gentlemen’s Club
1201 Surf Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11224
A Dice Roll
It's a little after 10pm a few Saturdays ago. I just finished watching a dope show in the amphitheater. The address is cute. It says it's on Surf Ave, but in reality, the entrance is…
21 Bar
4318 Broadway
New York, NY 10033
Just Go Home Bruh
I swear I came with low expectations.
I live relatively close to this place. I read the reviews about the security scrutinized lap dances here and I wanted to see if there was at least some…
Doll’s
144-32 Hillside Ave
Jamaica, Queens, NY 11435
Does a Wall Dance count as a Lap Dance?
Came on a Friday night at around 10:40pm. $5 cover and a frisk gets you inside.
Get inside and this place looks more like a regular "bar and lounge" than a strip club, as it…
8 commentslast: 3 mos ago(emilio42)
Ildas place II
8122 Baxter Ave
Queens, NY 11373
Low End Club, High End Dance
Came on a Saturday night. No cover according to the bouncer because "it was slow." So maybe there's supposed to be a cover? I don't know.
Get inside and there a long bar. Dark. Loud music,…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(solidmark)
Pumps
1089 Grand St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
Decent Enough
There's no cover, but you will have to buy a drink. I don't remember exactly how much my cocktail was, but I gave $20 and the bartender appreciated the tip.
If you sit at the bar,…
Europa Bar
94-02 Sutphin Blvd
Jamaica, NY 11435
Better than my last visit...
So once upon a time I visited this place, it was quite a disappointment, as I wasn't approached by a lady at all. I was in the neighborhood and for whatever reason I was like,…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(AngryBirdman)
Flashdancers Midtown
320 W 45th St
New York, NY 10036
New Location, but Still...
So it moved a few blocks or so away, but it's still in the heart of Manhattan, close enough to Times Square, and therefore still a rather expensive trip. 20 to get in, one drink…
Port O' Call
93-04 Woodhaven Blvd, Jamaica, NY 11421, USA*
Strip Club in the Neighborhood
So I came on a slow night, as I heard going on slow nights pretty much guarantee a lack of competition and definite attention. Bartender was quick to see me, and drinks were standard affair…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Tiburon)
Satin Dolls
689 8th Ave
New York, NY 10036
Your Basic Club
I work in the area, got off early with a bit of cash in my pocket, and decided to try this place. You pay $20 cover, and Then you are required to buy a drink…
Platinum Dolls
725 7th Ave
New York, NY 10019
Lower End Of Ho Hum
I'm walking through Times Square because reasons and free time, and some guy is handing out a free admission pass to get in, so why not check this place out, right?
It's a trap. There's a…
Show Palace
42-50 21st St
Long Island City, NY 11101
Doesn't Start Nude, but Ends Nude
$20 to get in. No alcohol. Overpriced water and overpriced non-alcoholic drinks that don't even remotely taste like alcoholic drinks because... well... there's no alcohol in it. Now that we've gotten the cons out the…
Hoops
48 W 33rd St
New York, NY 10001
Hoops vs. Ricks
I went to Hoops for the second half of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Sports and sexy women are a great combination. For the most part I was able to watch the game by…
Rick's Cabaret New York
50 W 33rd St
New York, NY 10001
I Like Rick's
I went on a late Tuesday night, and it was pretty packed, so much so that I was able to get away with not getting a drink and only getting lap dances.
It's standard NYC…
Europa Bar
94-02 Sutphin Blvd
Jamaica, NY 11435
Europa Bar is, allegedly, a "Gentlemen's...
Europa Bar is, allegedly, a "Gentlemen's Club."
I consider myself to be a "gentlemen." At the very least, I am definitely a male.
Never have I ever entered a "gentlemen's club" as a male with money in…
Scandals
4198 Queensboro Bridge Greenway, Long Island City, NY 11101, USA*
So I decided to visit Scandals...
So I decided to visit Scandals on a Monday afternoon, as the other reviews have determined that visiting during the day is superior to visiting during the night. While I've never been there during the…















