Reviews by solidmark

It's a little after 10pm a few Saturdays ago. I just finished watching a dope show in the amphitheater. The address is cute. It says it's on Surf Ave, but in reality, the entrance is…

I swear I came with low expectations. I live relatively close to this place. I read the reviews about the security scrutinized lap dances here and I wanted to see if there was at least some…

Came on a Friday night at around 10:40pm. $5 cover and a frisk gets you inside. Get inside and this place looks more like a regular "bar and lounge" than a strip club, as it…

Came on a Saturday night. No cover according to the bouncer because "it was slow." So maybe there's supposed to be a cover? I don't know. Get inside and there a long bar. Dark. Loud music,…

There's no cover, but you will have to buy a drink. I don't remember exactly how much my cocktail was, but I gave $20 and the bartender appreciated the tip. If you sit at the bar,…

So once upon a time I visited this place, it was quite a disappointment, as I wasn't approached by a lady at all. I was in the neighborhood and for whatever reason I was like,…

So it moved a few blocks or so away, but it's still in the heart of Manhattan, close enough to Times Square, and therefore still a rather expensive trip. 20 to get in, one drink…

So I came on a slow night, as I heard going on slow nights pretty much guarantee a lack of competition and definite attention. Bartender was quick to see me, and drinks were standard affair…

I work in the area, got off early with a bit of cash in my pocket, and decided to try this place. You pay $20 cover, and Then you are required to buy a drink…

I'm walking through Times Square because reasons and free time, and some guy is handing out a free admission pass to get in, so why not check this place out, right? It's a trap. There's a…

$20 to get in. No alcohol. Overpriced water and overpriced non-alcoholic drinks that don't even remotely taste like alcoholic drinks because... well... there's no alcohol in it. Now that we've gotten the cons out the…

I went to Hoops for the second half of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Sports and sexy women are a great combination. For the most part I was able to watch the game by…

I went on a late Tuesday night, and it was pretty packed, so much so that I was able to get away with not getting a drink and only getting lap dances. It's standard NYC…

Europa Bar is, allegedly, a "Gentlemen's Club." I consider myself to be a "gentlemen." At the very least, I am definitely a male. Never have I ever entered a "gentlemen's club" as a male with money in…

So I decided to visit Scandals on a Monday afternoon, as the other reviews have determined that visiting during the day is superior to visiting during the night. While I've never been there during the…

Riviera is a pretty cool strip club... I went on a Saturday night, and it started off a little slow, but it slowly but surely got real poppin'. The girls, for the most part, are…