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conan_mac_morna

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6 posts by conan_mac_morna

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OT: Motorcycles

In the interest of avoiding necroposting, a new thread: Where my bros at? I picked up my 11th bike a couple weeks ago, a 2023 (yep, already) Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic LT. My previous bike, also a Vulc, died in February and…

conan_mac_morna3 yrs ago 1 12

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Lie to me / tell me I'm like you / tell me I'm beautiful / tell me I'm cool

The dancers at my favorite club, even the ones I don't molest in the VIP, call me handsome. I'm absolutely not handsome. My favorite way to describe myself is looking like the love child of Quasimodo and Rondo Hatton. My default…

conan_mac_morna3 yrs ago 2 11

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Two undernourished egos, four rotating hips

If there's anything hotter than a gorgeous woman straddling me, arms around my neck and riding my diamond-hard cock, putting on a very convincing buildup to orgasm while Massive Attack plays in the background, I don't want to know what…

conan_mac_morna3 yrs ago 1 6

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Strippers encouraging LDK?

For my 24th anniversary of my 29th birthday, I arranged a private hour with my ATF and 2nd. Both girls love doing doubles together, feeding off each other's energy and making for a spectacularly hot time. I've LDKed once, some years…

conan_mac_morna3 yrs ago 2 23

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When she goes for the handy...

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/wvot6q/

conan_mac_morna3 yrs ago 7

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Why I love strippers

I give them money, they pretend to find me interesting and attractive. The money runs out, and they go away. It's so much simpler than trying to navigate "real" relationships!

conan_mac_morna3 yrs ago 1 6
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