Reviews

71 reviews by gotoguy

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, FL

Relaxed with good dances

This is a follow up review to may January review. I visited on a Wednesday in mid-May, arrived at 4:00 and left at 5:00. This is a small place, easy to see off route 19. For…

3 wks ago1

The Vue

Hudson, FL

Might sometimes be fun

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This review covers two visits to Vue on a Wednesday in early January. One at about 5 and the other at about 11. Others have described the place. It is quite small but larger than…

2 mos ago

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, FL

Could be ok but not today

★★★★★★★3.7/10

This review covers two visits on a wed in early January. One at about 2 or 3PM the other at about 10 PM The place is quite small and simple. As you walk in there is…

3 mos ago

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Not the kind of place. Others might like it.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I arrived about10 on a Wednesday night. I chose it in part because it has some of the best TUSCLA ratings, particularly for value. It is located in a large, strip mall. The building is…

4 mos ago1

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

Solid quality and value

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Saturday afternoon solstice December 20th. Arrived about 5:45 and stayed only about 40 min. Was on my way to the airport. The place was fairly busy for this time of day with perhaps 20+ girls…

6 mos ago2

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, FL

The night shift was more to my taste so I will try again.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I’ll start by saying that this is a true review. I’ve been accused of leaving fake reviews (no idea why), and though I have made unintentional mistakes I have never misled. Most of the time…

7 mos ago1

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Not inexpensive but well worth it.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Many reviewers have described this as the best club in pompano, and I might agree from what I’ve seen. It is a large club with a very large and extended parking lot. About 2/3 of…

11 mos ago3

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

DH seems better after 10

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After arriving in Jacksonville, paying a visit to Wackos, and registering at my hotel, I took a nap and woke at about 10 PM. Got some money in my wallet and left for Sins. It…

1 yr ago1

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

Miss the old times but a good time can be had

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Made a trip to Jacksonville Monday and went to Wackos after charging my EV at the nearby Wawa. The charging station though expensive 0.41/KWH is a favorite of mine, conveniently located near Sins, Doll house,…

2 yrs ago1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

No complaints -- probably the best in pompano

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

DD’s looks larger on the outside than inside. Not sure how big the dressing rooms and back office might be, perhaps that explains the discrepancy. Maybe the mob uses the back. The front parking lot…

2 yrs ago2

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

Keep expecting it to change

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Monday night 9PM. Yet another new experience. Much busier but still not busy. With all the signs on the road and all the trucks that are parked there for the night to lack of activity…

2 yrs ago

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, FL

No nudity or danceing during the Burlesque

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I went there for the Sunday afternoon. It is not easy to find, but google maps did work. It is located on a back street in an industrial area. Huge parking lot. Prices were quite reasonable.…

2 yrs ago

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Worth the trip

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

this place is much nicer than most of the clubs I normally go to, for example the Jacksonville clubs or the Tampa clubs. This is a review of two meetings, one late afternoon and once…

3 yrs ago2

Leierkasten

Munich, DE

Repeat visit was well worth it

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is not a strip club or a FKK. Best description is a hostess/brothel club. I went 3 times, one early shortly after they open (about 4PM), and then dinner time and finally 11PM. I…

3 yrs ago

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

There is less wack to be had at Wackos

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Wackos hasn't been reviewed for a while and I did three visits one Thursday: afternoon, evening and night. Just to review what everyone knows already. Three stages, dancers start at the large T stage at…

3 yrs ago1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

GIrls know why there are there

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First off, most reviews I’ve seen from Washington State clubs all seem to complain about high prices and ROBs, limits on extras imposed by corporately owned clubs. There was a discussion on the board to…

4 yrs ago5

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

Much more lively at dinner time than morning.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First this place is open 24/7 and even on xmas. All my other reviews were early morning with one near noon. So Sunday I went around dinner time. About 8-10 dances, two waitresses, the hostess who…

4 yrs ago1

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

Not as bad as you might think - I'll be back

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I’ve reviewed this place a few times. Always in the early AM when they have a nude waitress not dances, or once just after 11AM on a Sunday, so only 1 or 2 dancers had…

4 yrs ago2

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

My ATF is back but the girls are tattling

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Sunday afternoon experience I arrived about 4 PM. I do a lot of work with China and I have a conference call at 8 to 10 PM (which is 8 to 10 AM for them). So…

4 yrs ago4

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

Could be ok late Saturday night for OTC

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This place is is well known since there are at least a 1000 raunchy signs on the road of sillohuits of girls crouching in lewd positions along I75 for about a 300 miles stretch. I…

4 yrs ago3

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

Coffee and Toast on a Sunday Morning

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Café Risque Yes this is a classic old fashioned truck stop café with the difference being nude girls. They are open 24/7, they serve toast, eggs, hambergers, coffee, pancakes,… They have a giant parking lot for…

4 yrs ago1

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Sins is more or less how I remember it pre covid

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Friday evening, around 6:30, I went there after not finding a parking space at Wackos. Kind of a dangerous entrance in rush hour since I had to cross traffic and there is no turning lane.…

5 yrs ago1

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

Tame and some favorites retired

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Friday evening, about 6PM. Parking lot is full and I don’t like parking on the side streets or around the corner. Had some bad experiences. I should mention however that the shops in the strip…

5 yrs ago

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, FL

First time and likely won't go back

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Left Sins to and stopped at Centerford on my way to the Doll House. It was closer and I’d never been there. Sign outside says the best small club. It is small. Lot had only…

5 yrs ago

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

vaccinated and looking to rejoin life

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

It’s been a year of no action, and I am starving. Unfortunately the solution is not yet here for me. Briefly, I am cognizant of the over 400,000 deaths and the additional long term disability…

5 yrs ago5