Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Keep expecting it to change

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gotoguy
Dec 4, 2023, 8:34 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Monday night 9PM. Yet another new experience. Much busier but still not busy. With all the signs on the road and all the trucks that are parked there for the night to lack of activity is a surprise. About 10 girls and 20 customers. One customer to each coffe table. One and sometimes 2 girls dancing. Two spinners (both of whom were nice and one was a solid 8), two who luckily did not take their clothing off. A couple of roler durby queens. About half black and half white.

Same couple dollars to enter (I think $5), same $3 coffee, same cartoon looking bearded guy -- me must live there. Completely different population of girls, but same manager/house mom lady. Everyone very pleasant, coffee again quite good.

I was going to leave, but saw a worthwhile looking 7 and asked her to dance. Turns out she used to be a high milage dancer in tampa, but lives closer to Micanopy. Did 2 dances for $50. They set their cell phone timer and they put on an extra pair of panty’s. These are bed dances, and you head can see the girl, but is elevated only a bit more than it would be if there was a pillow. Friction is quite good, and the girl sits on you with her arms up holding a horizontal bar.

For completeness, I did not visit the bathroom this time, but it is usually clean but not nice. Peeled paint and cement floor. The burgers looked surprisingly good, but I only got a coffee. Only the front right dance area was in use. The girls feed a juke box and some are not bad at doing the rap as fast as the recording. There is no disc jockey.

This place is very strict. There is no touching by you. She is not even allowed to touch herself. I’m quite sure there is a camera even in the “dark” room on the left. The rooms on the right are bright as day. Didn’t do it for me. I took one of the spinners next, she took me to the dark room, again 10 min for $50 on the clock, and she had some moves that worked. Then I went home. One hour door to door.

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