Reviews by carlos_spiceyweiner

Why do I do this to myself? Because I'm already in the Akron Red Light Zone, and this place is a convenient stop. My last visit was on a Sunday night. I was the only patron and…

I recently posted a review of Jen's so I probably won't get my membership extended for this one, but no matter. This is more of a head's up to everyone who clubs in Akron, along…

I've actually had good luck at this place after reentering the club scene. I've had some memorable experiences in the back, including one with a petite gal named Tatiana who squeaked every time she got…

So Club Boom Boom decided to open as a strip club? I'm not surprised, and it's probably a good idea. Here's the backstory on this place. This is the old Paragon Pub, a popular neighborhood place.…

After taking some time off from clubbing, I jumped back in the saddle recently and was glad I did. I found that the Brittain Road clubs had raised their game. That's not saying a lot,…

Since I was leaving Jen's Den, I thought I'd swing by Georgie's. Right away I noticed one big change. They no longer have VIP. They've actually put a pool table in the VIP room. The place…

After one disappointing visit following another following another, I decided to take some time away from clubbing till the scene changed a bit. I've been back at it for the past month. This review will cover…

Since I was on Brittain Road I decided to hit Dreamers and see if much had changed. It was another up and down visit that ended up a bit better than some on my previous…

This review will cover two recent visits. The first occurred after a really frustrating, disappointing stop at Christies where I received poor service and zero attention from the dancers. The difference at Diamonds was night and…

Thanks Club 1245 for giving me another reason to walk away from the Akron club scene. This was the worst visit yet. It was early Monday evening and Jen's was closed. When I first arrived,…

I was in the Belden Village area and decided to hit a couple of clubs. I hadn't been in Christie's for some time so it seemed like a visit was overdue. What a mistake. I…

This review is based on two separate visits. Write this one off as just one more forgettable titty bar in Akron. Inside, it's fairly clean, though still basically a dump. There a a few tables…

Finally had time to check this place out. Yes, it's exactly as described in the other reviews--a true dive bar. The parking lot is pitted with holes large enough to do serious damage to your…

Before reading this review, please look over the few posted before it. They pretty much sum up the frustration customers have with this place. For this review, I'll report on my last visit and throw…

I was planning to avoid Jen's for a while but I had a couple of requests to check out if the girls Jen's was putting photos of on its Facebook page actually worked there. I showed…

The madness around Akron continues. Because I'm posting this review so soon after my previous one, I won't get TUSCL VIP credit, but that's ok since I think it's more important that I put out…

I hadn't been to this place in years, but was in the area on a Sunday afternoon so I thought I'd give it a try. The Good: It's a clean, good looking club with a hot friendly…

I've had so many disappointing visits to Akron clubs lately, I find myself visiting my favorite clubs from the past in some hope I'll run into one of my favorites or uncover some new gem.…

Finally made it back to this club after waiting a year. It was around 7 on a Friday, and when I walked in the bar area was nearly full. I ordered a drink, and the…

If you read the review from MonacoGP, you'll have a great idea of what this place is all about. It's another Akron dive where most of the dancers passed their prime over 15 years ago.…

I finally had some time to visit this club. Unfortunately, it was early evening--about 6. There was only one dancer on duty. She was getting ready so I had a good chance to look the…

After rotten, annoying visits to Jen's and 1245, I didn't want to end the night on a depressing note, so I decided to give Exscape a try. At first I thought I made a huge…

The talent level has gone up a bit lately so I've stopped in several times. This review covers several visits. Georgie's has been standing out lately since the dancer quality, overall, is better than what I've…

I thought I was done with this place, but my memories of the good old days keep me checking in. This visit I got dances from two girls, a chubby one who danced there years…

As with my other recent reviews, this one covers multiple recent visits. I finally solved the mystery of the cost of dances in the back corner of the bar. They are $10, but some dancers are…