Still lame

Twenty years ago, I broke my strip club cherry at Moran's. Back in the day it was a great place. It was small, the drinks were cheap and the girls were friendly. I always had a good time there.

Two decades later, it's been expanded and is cavernous inside. It also sucks. Really sucks. I stopped on May 4 (Saturday) at 9 PM. There were no dancer. I spent the next two hours seated by a really fat bouncer and was served by a fat male bartender while watching "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" on the TV. I was in nerd heaven.

Or hell. Depends what you make of it.