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90 reviews by carlos_spiceyweiner

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, OH

Nice rediscovery and then the world shut down

(Note: I'll be prefacing all my reviews this week with the following text.) I haven't posted in some time because I needed a break from the clubs. The aggravation just wasn't worth it. Too many…

6 yrs ago

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Getting better

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

(Note: I'll be prefacing all my reviews this week with the following text.) I haven't posted in some time because I needed a break from the clubs. The aggravation just wasn't worth it. Too many…

6 yrs ago1

Desiree's II

Norton, OH

Yuck

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

(Note: I'll be prefacing all my reviews this week with the following text.) I haven't posted in some time because I needed a break from the clubs. The aggravation just wasn't worth it. Too many…

6 yrs ago6

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

The usual gripes but one bright spot

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

(Once again, review covers multiple visits.) If you look over the reviews of Jen's, you'll see a trend. Guys stop by because they remember how great this place was 5-10 years ago but almost always end…

7 yrs ago2

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Put it on my ban list

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

(As usual this review covers multiple visits.) Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment. Or a moron. I keep giving this club chances, and those chances keep blowing up in my face. It's a nice clean club, and the…

7 yrs ago7

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, OH

Decent time

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I hadn't been to Gatsby's in two years. After a thoroughly rotten time the night before at Moran's Nite Life in Dover, I knew I needed to cleanse my strip club pallette. Gatsby's was on…

7 yrs ago

Moran's 2B Bar and Gentleman's Club

Dover, OH

Still lame

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Twenty years ago, I broke my strip club cherry at Moran's. Back in the day it was a great place. It was small, the drinks were cheap and the girls were friendly. I always had…

7 yrs ago1

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, OH

Hog Heaven

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I started my afternoon in Norton out at the Lucky Corner (see review). From there, I stopped at Desiree's hoping to see someone new or at least relax. Instead, they had one dancer on shift…

7 yrs ago9

G String

Akron, OH

Good for a laugh

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I happened to be in the area on a Saturday afternoon and thought I'd stop by. I had only been in the Lucky Corner once before, and that was over 10 years ago. What I…

7 yrs ago2

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

ROB warning!

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

It's been less than 30 days since I did a review on Jen's so I won't get VIP access credit for it. That's fine. I need to warn you guys away from a ROB. First off,…

7 yrs ago2

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

Packed house and Georgie's Girls has reopened

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I had already hit Boom Boom and Dreamers and was done for the night, but Jen's is nearby so I thought I'd poke my head in. The lot was full. I grabbed one of the…

7 yrs ago3

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Cattle call

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Stopped on a Friday afternoon and came back in the evening. Friday afternoon: Came in around 1. There were half a dozen customers and about 8 dancers. Most of the dancers I saw were pretty decent.…

7 yrs ago

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Barely a heartbeat

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Once again, this post will cover multiple visits--a Tuesday Night, Friday Afternoon and Friday Night. Tuesday Night: My Tuesday evening started off well since I had an early dinner with an Asian dancer I knew years…

7 yrs ago3

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Interesting stop

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

No visit to Dreamers is complete without a stop at the sister club, Club Boom Boom. This place goes through a LOT of dancers. That's no surprise. A lot of Akron clubs do now. The money…

8 yrs ago

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Typical visit

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I stopped by Dreamers on an early Saturday evening. Like most of my previous visits, I can report there were a handful of customers being mostly ignored by a handful of dancers who preferred to…

8 yrs ago

Desiree's II

Norton, OH

Changing things up

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I tend to hit this club fairly often because Route 77 is still under construction, so I shoot down Route 21 when going south to visit friends and family. It's right off the highway, and…

8 yrs ago

Desiree's II

Norton, OH

A Few Tips

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Twenty years ago, this was one of the best clubs around Akron. The afternoons had lots of hot girls and the evenings could be insane with a packed house and usually at least 20 dancers.…

8 yrs ago

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Back Again

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Once again, this review will cover multiple visits. I know--I'm an asshole. I've spent the last two years on TUSCL criticizing this place, but that's because it should have tons of upside. They do bring…

8 yrs ago

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Weird Vibe

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

As usual, this review will cover several visits, most either on a Friday or Sunday evening. I'll give this club some credit. On one hand, they're doing all they can to be successful. They've added food…

8 yrs ago2

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Meh

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This review covers multiple visits. Visit one: This was on a Friday afternoon, several weeks before Christmas. There were four customers and at least six dancers. It was your typical Dreamers visit. Two or three of…

8 yrs ago

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

Strike one, strike two, strike three!

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I'm like a lot of the other reviewers here because I've had good times at this place in the past so I keep going, hoping to relive the good times. More often than not I'm disappointed,…

8 yrs ago2

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Multiple visits

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

As with many of my reviews, this one covers multiple visits. The first was on a late Friday night, the second was on a late Saturday night and the third was on the first Sunday…

8 yrs ago

The Dome in Kent

Kent, OH

Interesting Tale

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I had only been to this club once, and that was over 10 years ago. That visit was nothing special. Some ok-looking dancers but no touching. Since The Dome was on the edge of the…

9 yrs ago1

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, OH

Probably need to go back

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This actually is the closest strip club near me in Cleveland, but I had never visited. That changed on the Sunday before July 4 when I attempted to visit. Attempted--because the lot was full and…

9 yrs ago1

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, OH

Some possibilities here

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I decided to continue my brief tour of Cleveland clubs with a visit to Ambers, where I hadn't stopped for 9 years. In the past, I worked nearby and would run over every once in a…

9 yrs ago2